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Gay The unofficial "what the ****" Episode 3 waiting room. <HEAVY spoilers>

BlankTH

Avatar: 26180 Wed Nov 19 19:43:39 -0500 2008
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Is gay for looming

Well, I do kind of feel like we were left hanging. But in a way that’s kind of good… Because EP2 could have gone anywhere, at least now we have a solid storyline.

BlankTH edited this message on 11/13/2008 4:59PM

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Also, doing 4k+ dmg per attack is ftw, jus sayin.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Also, you resurect at the start of EP3 as a level 1 re-re, then you play EP1-2 again, and that’s basicly it.

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Well I now know why ET deleted by RaepdogWarz comments, they talked about a robot uprising. I had no idea that was in the game. Funny. Hivemind.

LemGambino

Avatar: Webcam Girl

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Crinkz Posted:

Also, you resurect at the start of EP3 as a level 1 re-re, then you play EP1-2 again, and that’s basicly it.

HAHAHAHAHA no. I’d rather not grind my way through all that again.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Raepdog Posted:

Well I now know why ET deleted by RaepdogWarz comments, they talked about a robot uprising. I had no idea that was in the game. Funny. Hivemind.


Dude mega spoilers there, watch it.
Remember this a public forum where people who haven’t finished the game can see

Raepdog1988

Avatar: 65351 Mon Dec 01 17:36:56 -0500 2008
1

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 22 Permanoob

“Moron”

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

Dude mega spoilers there, watch it.

Remember this a public forum where people who haven’t finished the game can see

If only we had a special endgame forum, or VIP donate-r forum.

Also his whole destroy them all mission is making a major dent in my 35 for every clbum mission.

200KillerWas-
ps

Avatar: 28280 Fri Dec 12 03:48:27 -0500 2008
11

Level 37 Troll

Don't caek me bro!

How the **** do you people have enough time to play 20 alts – I mean, Jesus arse-raping Christ on a ****ing crutch – do you guys have catheters, intravenous nutrition drips and colostomy bags fitted or what??

8-Bit Raepdog

Avatar: 73875 Fri Jan 02 18:59:46 -0500 2009

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 21 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

200KillerWasps Posted:

How the **** do you people have enough time to play 20 alts – I mean, Jesus arse-raping Christ on a ****ing crutch – do you guys have catheters, intravenous nutrition drips and colostomy bags fitted or what??

If you use catheters often enough you desensitize making it not a bother.

I focus on 4 of my 6 alts. Come Dom time though…

200KillerWas-
ps

Avatar: 28280 Fri Dec 12 03:48:27 -0500 2008
11

Level 37 Troll

Don't caek me bro!

R43P_D0G Posted:

If you use catheters often enough you desensitize making it not a bother.

I focus on 4 of my 6 alts. Come Dom time though…

I C – that’s worth while

BlankTH

Avatar: 26180 Wed Nov 19 19:43:39 -0500 2008
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Is gay for looming

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

Dude mega spoilers there, watch it.

Remember this a public forum where people who haven’t finished the game can see

Well the topic says not only “Episode 3 waiting room” but also”Potential Spoilers” and it’s under a spoiler tag. I’d say he’s well within the lines.

Zeta

Avatar: 68174 Wed Oct 22 15:55:08 -0400 2008
8

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 51 Troll

“eBaum”

[wait]Meh.[/wait]

BaconSupreme

Avatar: 77335 Sat Nov 08 20:57:52 -0500 2008

[The Bacon Stack]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Seriously, where the **** are we going to go from here?

... Please say we get to pwn from the grave.

That would be AWESOME.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Hey! I just replayed the ending cinematics with the speaker turned on. How creepy!

Maybe you will wake up in a hospital or were dreaming or something.

BlankTH

Avatar: 26180 Wed Nov 19 19:43:39 -0500 2008
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Is gay for looming

Inertia Posted:

Hey! I just replayed the ending cinematics with the speaker turned on. How creepy!

Maybe you will wake up in a hospital or were dreaming or something.

Yeah, that sound was disturbing. The ending was actually good, and I like the idea of pwning from the grave… wait, what? I dunno. But maybe they just killed you on the internet, like what happened at the end of EP1, and then you go all Harry Potter on them and appear in some hueg war between FBO and Geronimo and just pwn everyone and then become the new god of rock!

What.

Douchous Max-
imus

Avatar: Chugging Beer
2

[The Douche]

Level 35 Troll

i iz a monstrous homogay fine upstanding member of society-fabulous person

BlankTH Posted:

Yeah, that sound was disturbing. The ending was actually good, and I like the idea of pwning from the grave… wait, what? I dunno. But maybe they just killed you on the internet, like what happened at the end of EP1, and then you go all Harry Potter on them and appear in some hueg war between FBO and Geronimo and just pwn everyone and then become the new god of rock!

What.


Anyone actually pay attention to the conversation that nets you Dr. Jojo on your Stalk. Part fo that conversation was storing the brain in a computer. perhaps that, is the key to three.

BlankTH

Avatar: 26180 Wed Nov 19 19:43:39 -0500 2008
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Is gay for looming

Douchous Maximus Posted:

Anyone actually pay attention to the conversation that nets you Dr. Jojo on your Stalk. Part fo that conversation was storing the brain in a computer. perhaps that, is the key to three.


Oh yeah. Now that you died BUT WITH HIS BRAIN IN YOUR COMPUTER. You’re liek invincible or some ****.

I really don’t know what I’m on about.

Kusatsu

Avatar: Camouflage Top

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

It’s highly unlikely that our ingame character has actually died. I just took it to be a bit of silliness as it was so over the top with the ‘game over’ rambling plus there’s no way that a sound from a computer could actually properly kill. That just makes no sense. It’s more likely that was just some really intense noise-jizz causing paralysis or something. It fits in with the whole ‘machines conspiracy’.

I’m actually glad we’ve got a proper storyline now, even if it is confusing as hell. Not knowing who to trust is part of the fun I think.

Is it actually worthwhile playing through as different clbumes? Aside from the clbum-specific mission near the end, what else is there variety-wise?

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

Personally, I wish alignment will actually become relevant in episode 3, and with the ending to episode 2, a golden opportunity is presented right off the bat. In order to get resurrected, you do a job for Satan or Saint Peter or Richard Dawkins (neutral bumumptive) for a chance to get your life back. Of course that would be getting too far out of internet lore which is what makes Forumwarz so entertaining in the first place.

Also, the preceding plot device is copyright dobnits laboratories 2008

And while we are here.
Other things I would like to see in Episode 3

More Courtroom Drama
More Boss threads
More Clbum Warfare!
The Wrath of NetTranny
NPC Progression, seeing how your actions affected NPCs such as GooseFriedBacon, MinorityRule, and Fragingritez
Further Allofwares.ru involvement

Holy mammary glands

Avatar: 82154 Wed Dec 10 13:29:59 -0500 2008
6

[male reproductive organ]

Level 69 Camwhore

( . )( . )

Inertia Posted:

Hey! I just replayed the ending cinematics with the speaker turned on. How creepy!

Maybe you will wake up in a hospital or were dreaming or something.

When I was there for the first time I made it louder. Then I almost fell off of my chair. Log in to see images!

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