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Shock Trolls! THE INTERNETZ WANTS US SHUTDOWN!

Surge

Avatar: Baby Typing
6

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

Some people wouldn’t know satire if it bit them in the face.

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

and then there was fap.

come on, I know you can’t hold our longer than let’s say 30 minutes without squeezing your ‘lil romeo. it’s not the worst idea in your personal situation, to be cut off from cheap internet porn.

go outside, try talking to a girl IRL, get an emotional punch in the face and remember, why you have to date ugly chicks that nobody else would ****.

because you are a pizzaface and suck big time


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Theo de Raadt

Avatar: 72133 Fri Jan 02 12:04:19 -0500 2009
6

[Late Yak Sectarian]

Level 31 Hacker

My brain is so full of **** that I have to spew it on Flamebate so I don't have to suffer a lobotomy


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AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

THE STRONG WILL SURVIVE THE WEAK WILL BE EATEN


I helped build the whole damn culture.

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UNBAN DRUNKENLAZYBASTARD

Endedrural

Avatar: 36629 Fri Oct 24 22:53:46 -0400 2008
16

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Surge Posted:

Some people wouldn’t know satire if it bit them in the face.

Cracked is a humor website, but they also write in a serious manner. If this really was a satirical piece, then well done to the guy who wrote it. But I really doubt that was the objective behind writing it. It seems to be pretty earnest.

arbitrayer

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Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

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BlankTH

Avatar: 26180 Wed Nov 19 19:43:39 -0500 2008
7

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Is gay for looming

ITT trolls unite and the world as we know it will not be the world as we know it

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

new york times article is pretty good

To say that trolls pose a threat to the Internet at this point is like saying that crows pose a threat to farming.


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1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
5

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

Endedrural Posted:

Cracked is a humor website, but they also write in a serious manner. If this really was a satirical piece, then well done to the guy who wrote it. But I really doubt that was the objective behind writing it. It seems to be pretty earnest.

Or perhaps the point of the article was to troll.

OR DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND


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TJF588

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16

[URTJF2]

Level 63 Troll

“Flame Retarded”

1338h4x Posted:

Or perhaps the point of the article was to troll.

OR DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND

It was a serious article that, by nature of being a serious article, is trolling trolls, who, on the whole, will immediately react toward anything that seem to be taking itself too srsly.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

These guys are whiny fabulous persons. Being a male reproductive organ is awesome. ****ing with people is awesome. That’s what the internet is for. ****in’ crybabies.


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AKK

Avatar: AKK's Avatar

Level 33 Troll

IM SO LONELY PLEASE TALK TO ME!!!11!!

I saw this article, I had considered posting it for relavence except that it’s gay.

Even if they ID Anon will find a way to digitally cirgreat timesvent it and their is not enough gov. to police the internet.


akkonline.com

Endedrural

Avatar: 36629 Fri Oct 24 22:53:46 -0400 2008
16

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

1338h4x Posted:

Or perhaps the point of the article was to troll.

OR DID I JUST BLOW YOUR MIND

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Theo de Raadt

Avatar: 72133 Fri Jan 02 12:04:19 -0500 2009
6

[Late Yak Sectarian]

Level 31 Hacker

My brain is so full of **** that I have to spew it on Flamebate so I don't have to suffer a lobotomy

Chinese hacker trolls do it for the lulz.


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EFG9001

Avatar: Chugging Beer
6

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Oliver, I got about halfway through your wall of text before TL;DR occured, but it seems slightly less very special than the usual Flamebate post.

AKK

Avatar: AKK's Avatar

Level 33 Troll

IM SO LONELY PLEASE TALK TO ME!!!11!!

there is one way to troll even with detection software, and AKK pioneers this tech.

Drop your own dox. Let the ****ers come and do their worst, they’ll get bored when they realize there is no lulz to be had.

After that you are free to troll the **** out of anything.

No fear MF.

“Barrel roll for the Lulz”; not just an MO, but a way to survive the storm.


akkonline.com

Oliver Klosh-
off

Avatar: Leather Boots
5

Level 32 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

EFG9001 Posted:

Oliver, I got about halfway through your wall of text before TL;DR occured, but it seems slightly less very special than the usual Flamebate post.

Well, thanks anyway. I figured TL;DR would occur with most people (it happened to me when I was proof reading my reply).

I wasn’t sure if the article was either for trolling or for serious discussion, so I wrote my last post in case Mr. Wong was being serious.


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