Punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
(What)
Punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
(What)
****ers talk **** 
I'ma punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
(Bow!)
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
****s talk **** 
I'ma punch 'em in the male reproductive organ

Yo look at that chump
See the way that he struts
Don't kick him in the rump
Go nuts on his nuts
Just pop a squat
Start lettin' off the shots
Like knock knock knock
Just coldmale reproductive organed his male reproductive organ
Yo, to all the male reproductive organ-knockers
Nut-crackers
Ball-breakers
Peter-beaters
Keep on boxing your baby makers
With a sock to the jock
Better make that a double
Just a couple of rounds of knuckles
Beneath the buckle and he'll buckle
If you're in trouble 
Give him some urine trouble
Hand him his balls 
And tell him better learn to juggle
Turn his pebbles into rubble
Make him wonder what might've been
Make it so the South will never rise again

Now every man claims to be the toughest and the meanest
Watch your crocks, because soon the losers will be your weenus
And the winners in all the gladiator arenas
Are always the ones that go straight for the male reproductive organ

So punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
(What)
Punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
(What)
**** talk **** 
I'ma punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
(B'low!)
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
**** talk **** 
I'ma punch 'em in the male reproductive organ

Punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
(What)
Punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
(What)
**** talk **** 
I'ma punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
(Bow!)
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
You ****s talk **** 
I'ma punch 'em in the male reproductive organ

I'll give your willy a welt
Like you ain't never felt
Soon as I'm knelt 
I'ma pelt you below the belt
Like Bang! 
Bust em' in the wang
Like it ain't no thang
Now you really can't hang

But you ain't gotta be a dude
****, I'll male reproductive organ-punch a chick
Because I don't discriminate 
When I punch em' in the male reproductive organ
Whether Suzie Homemaker or a floozy home-wrecker
I'ma deck'er in the pecker, mother-fecker

It could be your mama
Better be no drama
You could be the Dalai llama
I'ma still put it on ya
With a right, left, right, left
Yo male reproductive organ punched
Then you say Goddam, my ****'s crunched
Scrotum? I damn near killed 'em
I capped him in (?) the boner, man
Forget about children
You ain't got enough kung-fu to bust some ninja ****
**** Sun-Tzu, you want to learn the Art of Won

Punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
(What)
Punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
(What)
****s talk **** 
Straight punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
(B'low!)
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
You ****s talk **** 
Straight punch 'em in the male reproductive organ

Punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
(What)
Punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
(What)
****s talk **** 
Straight punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
(B'ow!)
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
You ****s talk **** 
Punch 'em in the male reproductive organ

We 
Got 
A brand new dance
Called punch his bum right in the male reproductive organ

We 
Got 
A brand new dance
Called punch his bum right in the male reproductive organ

Any of you snotty kids be talkin' ****
I'ma drop a fist on your naughty bits
I got punches a'plentiful
You bet your rear-end it'll sting
When I start swingin' on your genitals
Because then it'll swell up all out of proportion
Lookin' like an eggplant forced into your foreskin
Nevermind abortion
Forget vasectomy
I got your birth-control... B'low! 
Nut-check, homey

I punched God in the male reproductive organ
I punched Mary in the male reproductive organ
I punched Jesus Christ in the male reproductive organ
Yo, I punched Cheney in the male reproductive organ
I punched Powell in his colon
I punched George in his Bush
I punched Condoleezza Rice in the diiiiiick

Punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
(What)
Punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
(What)
****s talk **** 
Straight punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
(B'low!)
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
You ****s talk **** 
What, I'ma punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
Blaaah!

Punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
(Ungh)
Punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
(Ungh)
****s talk **** 
Straight punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
Blaaah!

Punch 'em in the diiiiick
Punch 'em in the diiiiick
****s talk **** 
Yo, punch 'em in the male reproductive organ

Gonna punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
Watch me punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
Love to punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
Born to punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
Forever punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
Sucker punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
Fruit punch 'em in the male reproductive organ
Hawaiian punch 'em in the mother****in' diiiick

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Seriously though, great find. That’s hilarious.

I too would like to download this.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

If you use Firefox, try installing an add-on called DownloadHelper. It’ll let you grab embedded media from sites like MySpace.

Alternatively, you could download Audacity, which can record anything that’s playing on your computer.

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Seriously though, great find. That’s hilarious.

handofg0d Posted:

This song is pretty great. But I’m not sure if it’s better than this:

Holy ****, Chuggo? He’s a Toronto-area rapper. I saw him freestyle a bunch of times a few years back, dude is hilarious and filthy.