granted but godzilla destroys you and your house.

I wish i had some of that speed hitler was on.

OrsonScottCard Posted:

Granted, but your facial hair forms into a Hitler mustache and stays that way.

I wish good threads never had to die.

but then u realize that there are no good threads

i wish i was more original with what i wish for

Shinear Posted:

Granted. You wish for an elephant to shoot your family, and it does.

I wish I were a boy.

Granted, but you become so enamored with your own male reproductive organ that you forget to eat, eventually starving to death.

I wish I were a Toys R Us kid.

Granted, but they become obsequious instead.

I wish that, under any cirgreat timesstance, I could have sex with any attractive woman (as measured by the closeness to the arithmetic mean of all others’ features) who is both physically and mentally healthy as well as ready and willing with no interference from any outside or inside force that would affect the well-being or ability to perform of the woman or myself before, during, or after.

Granted. Then it is mbumively nerfed ten seconds after being released.

I wish there was a one-click profile feature which would instantly list any profile’s alts.

Spirithound Posted:

Granted, but a RL troll takes an alt name that is actually a virus so your computer reaches out and smacks you silly.

I wish the next poster would give me 6 BP.

but then u realize that u didnt post in his thread enough

i wish that people would argue with me in my debate threads (all located in No Srsly)

Jojo Mellow Posted:

Granted. But they end up being banned for trolling.

I wish for infinite wishes.

but u get 0

i wish people would try my jackpot idea

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/22970

100% guarantee of no scam

Xemnas Posted:

granted, but they think it sucks so they withdraw their bp

I wish my name was ghrigohrgpgi

granted, but the original owner of that name sues you.

I wish To be able to create anything from my mind and use it in the real world, with control over what gets created, and what doesn’t.

Xemnas Posted:

granted, but you cannot handle the power and kill yourself

I wish there was a goatse emoticon

granted, but the emoticon is too much for anyone to handle, and it takes over earth, making it into one giant anal bead.

I wish that I knew how to shot web.