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Exactly what the title says – post a (preferably true) sad story, one that can’t already be found on the intarwebz.
First one to make me cry gets 4BP. Contest will run for as long as it needs to. |
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Posted On: 11/06/2008 6:44AM | View 13 Bloody Tearz's Profile | # | ||||||
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Google EloĆ” Pimentel, I’m too lazy to translate it |
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Posted On: 11/06/2008 6:47AM | View Fran's Profile | # | ||||||
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13 Bloody Tearz Posted:
Since the first poster already seems to have missed it, I say again, “not already on the net.” IE, type it out – either tell me something about you or someone you know or make it up, but write me a sad story. |
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Posted On: 11/06/2008 6:50AM | View 13 Bloody Tearz's Profile | # | ||||||
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One time, there was a baby. I curbstomped that thing so hard, the top part of its head separated and flew ontop of my grandma’s head, she wore it like a General’s Chapeau for the next month.
AWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Totally true story by the way.
Yeah.
Log in to see images! Bix Nood edited this message on 11/06/2008 6:53AM |
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Posted On: 11/06/2008 6:51AM | View Bix Nood's Profile | # | ||||||
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It’s a ****ing sad story and it’s a portuguese one, just go read it and gimme the BP |
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Posted On: 11/06/2008 6:53AM | View Fran's Profile | # | ||||||
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My story is better. |
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Posted On: 11/06/2008 6:54AM | View Bix Nood's Profile | # | ||||||
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Fran Posted:
I’ve got a better idea. How about I keep my BP until someone who’s willing to work for it comes along? |
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Posted On: 11/06/2008 6:54AM | View 13 Bloody Tearz's Profile | # | ||||||
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I worked for it. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 11/06/2008 6:55AM | View Bix Nood's Profile | # | ||||||
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Posted On: 11/06/2008 6:56AM | View Something_Witty's Profile | # | ||||||
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Bix Nood Posted: |
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Posted On: 11/06/2008 6:57AM | View 13 Bloody Tearz's Profile | # | ||||||
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Okay, okay, fine, I’ll revise it.
So, I was walking down the street one day, and I saw, ****, this blonde-haired and blue-eyed baby was threatening my grandma with a knife! That **** ain’t fair, so I grabbed the woman's genitals, forced his mouth on the curb, and stomped on the back of his head so hard that the top of his perfect aryan skull, brain matter, skin, hair, eyes, and all, flew atop of my grandma’s head, and landed there with a perfect plop, not even a sound, and I screamed, “**** YEAH, THREE POINT SHOT RIGHT THERE ****!” And then, me and my grandma had a disco party. Why? When you kill a baby like that, who’s bound to be a rocket scientist, ruining his dreams forever? You gotta celebrate, dammit.
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. |
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Posted On: 11/06/2008 7:00AM | View Bix Nood's Profile | # | ||||||
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Bix Nood Posted:
Yeah…no. You still got the 1BP though. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 11/06/2008 7:12AM | View 13 Bloody Tearz's Profile | # | ||||||
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I heard about this guy who’s life sucked. When he was a kid, his dad raped him while his mom video taped it. when he was 12, his friend died in a game of Russian roulette with his dad’s gun. When he was 23, he got in a car crash and was completely paralizied from the waist down. |
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Posted On: 11/06/2008 7:31AM | View Damion's Profile | # | ||||||
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{deleted by user. Wrong thread. I am very special.} SweetMissy94 edited this message on 11/06/2008 7:45AM |
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Posted On: 11/06/2008 7:44AM | View SweetMissy94's Profile | # | ||||||
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JioCaged Posted:
You can do better than this. Come on, make the emo kid BAWWWWW |
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Posted On: 11/06/2008 7:48AM | View 13 Bloody Tearz's Profile | # | ||||||
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I had a friend once, and he always looked sad and depressed, so one day I joked, why don’t you just kill yourself? The next day he didn’t show up. The next he didn’t. For a month no one saw him, until they found him, 15 miles from the city, purposefully entangled in barbed wire, dead. |
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Posted On: 11/06/2008 8:18AM | View encryption's Profile | # | ||||||
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<Story about 13 Bloody Tearz real life/> |
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Posted On: 11/06/2008 8:22AM | View ANGRY HOBO's Profile | # | ||||||
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Hey.
There was once a black man. He was half white.
He’s now the president.
True story. 100% sad. BP me. |
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Posted On: 11/06/2008 9:40AM | Dannaballsmcmale reproductive organ... | # | ||||||
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When I was 4 years old I met my dad. He was never in my life. But one day he showed up at my moms house. She let him in, and he said hi and stuff like that but very quickly got down to business. He is a heroin addict, which is why he left my mom. He came to ask for money so he could buy some “food”. We were very poor. My mom told him she didnt have any money to give. He got real mad and yelled at her. I got kind of scared and told him he could have my dinner if he didnt yell at mom anymore. My dinner was corn flakes cereal with water because we couldnt afford milk, not even the powdered kind. He wasnt really hungry though, and since you cant shoot up cereal he told me to **** off. My mom told him to get out and I never saw him again. I didnt finish my cereal though because I thought he might change his mind. My mom tried to explain he didnt need my food. I said he did and one day he would come back for it.
Years later I saw him pan handling (begging for change) on the street corner, when I was about 16. I didn’t give him any money. Maybe he’s dead now? |
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Posted On: 11/06/2008 9:58AM | View aSh-gangSTA-685's Profile | # | ||||||
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GIVE ME SOME BROWNIE POINTS |
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