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Pr0n Contest: Post in this thread for a chance to win 3 BP!

Stinky Nutz

Avatar: 72116 Sun Oct 26 03:35:17 -0400 2008

[Ku Ku Klux]

Level 19 Re-Re

El Posto. Log in to see images!

Benjamini

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Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

hi

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Nicco Posted:

tranny

best and funniest post in this thread

Dreadnuts

Avatar: 70961 Fri Dec 26 15:56:07 -0500 2008
3

Level 35 Hacker

I'm made of alcohol and cheap sex.

Sigh. Ok, I guess I’ll tell an awful joke then.

A midget walks into a bar and says to the bartender “where’s your bouncer? I’m gonna kick the **** out of him.” The bartender points toward the bouncer and the midget sizes him up and says “Okay, give me 4 shots of tequila.” He downs them, and goes and kicks the **** out of the bouncer.

The next night, the midget walks in, asks the same question, bartender points the bouncer out to him, he asks for 6 shots this time, kicks the **** out of the bouncer and leaves.

The bartender is quite upset, because now no one will take the job as a bouncer in the bar. One of the men at the bar says “Hey, I work at the municipal zoo, whaddaya say we steal a silverback gorilla and put it in the bathroom, so tomorrow when that midget comes in, he gets one helluva surprise?”

So they do that.

The following night, sure as ****, the midget comes in looking for the bouncer with intentions of ****ing him up. This time the bartender says “He’s in the bathroom, and he’s waiting just for you.” The midget asks for 8 shots of tequila, and goes stumbling into the bathroom. After a few moments, absolute pandemonium erupts. The bar patrons hear shouting, things breaking, and all manner of noises that supposedly happen in fights. Then, a blood-curdling scream, and everything goes silent.

After a few moments, the midget walks out covered in blood and looking dazed. The bartender says “Jesus christ! What the **** happened?” The midget replies “I kicked his ****ing bum, that’s what. And when he wakes up, tell that fine upstanding member of society his fur coat is in the trash can!”

I know, tl;dr

Lone Desecra-
tor

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4

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Well, si se puede and all that jazz.Log in to see images!

ZulJin

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Level 19 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

There was a guy walking in the forest. He walked for half hour, when he saw a sign of huge dimensions between two trees. It said :”BEWARE, HOMOSEXUALS!” At first he was a little confused, but then he decided to ignore the sign and walked onwards. Another half hour past he encountered another sign that said :”BEWARE, HOMOSEXUALS!” but this time it was half of the first one’s size. He thought:” well what the heck? I don’t care for some fabulous persons, let them be…” And he proceeded. After another half hour he saw a small board with the same warning. “well those intolerant bastards… what do they have against gay people? These signs are unusally often…” He walked onwards for 5 mins and then he saw a very tiny tag on a rock that as lying in the ground. The tag had a really tiny inscription on it. It was so small he couldn’t read,so he bent to see it better. He red:”Don’t say we haven’t warned you!”

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

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Rayffer

Avatar: 68023 Fri Nov 28 09:45:34 -0500 2008
4

[WeChall]

Level 40 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

funny post

Spirithound

Avatar: Emo Girl 1
3

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

So a priest, a rabbi, a leprechaun, a black guy, and your mom walk into a bar.

That’s really unfortunate, since the last 4 should have seen it coming. And I have no idea how the leprechaun was big enough to hit his head on it.

Storm****er

Avatar: Bug (Microscopic)
4

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I want to make sweet love to your bellybumon Log in to see images!

PinkCupcakes

Avatar: 77193 Sat Dec 13 13:38:09 -0500 2008
9

[hobowars]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Hai Log in to see images!

Melankay

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4

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

contest..i wuv constestz..i never win but still..contestz rul’ Log in to see images!

DayumnDevili-
smic

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Level 10 Hacker

“Ohacku”

You made me post here, BP. You made me expose to the world how greedy I am! Log in to see images!

I feel so… relieved… that I might carry on with being greedy. Knowing that there are others, just like me! Log in to see images!

Yay! Log in to see images!

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Was that any good? Log in to see images!

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Damn. Log in to see images!

flAme_heaRt

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8

Level 31 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

phhhtttsssstt… Put me in, buddy!

Elvis-In-A-B-
ox

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Level 14 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

Hello!

lynx655

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6

[forumzkillerz]

Level 27 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

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This one, no one will understand here. Log in to see images!

A farmer calls a physicist to help, because his chickens won’t lay any eggs. The physicist then does some calculations and finally says:

– I have a solution, but it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum.

LOLZ

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

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BlankTH Posted:

Kay I’m doing the contest thing now too.

Rules:

– Add me as a friend. Log in to see images!

– Post in this thread.

– You can enter once per alt. Log in to see images!

In other words, you have to be both in my friends list and in this thread to qualify. I will not reject any friend requests.

Prizes:

1. 2 BP to a random poster.

2. 1 BP goes to the funniest post (according to me).Log in to see images!

3. 3 BP goes to a random person in my friends list if I top the “Most popular” leaderboard.

One isn’t limited to 1 prize, so there’s essentially 6 BP up for grabs.

Also, I cleared my current friends list completely to keep it fair.

Contest (for prizes 1&2) ends on the monday rollover, prize 3 is ongoing. (Please note that it may take up to 24h before you get the BP)

Good luck!Log in to see images!

YOURE STUPID AND I DONT LIKE YOU, SO I WILL POST HERE AND SEND FRIEND REQUEST

Spedz

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Level 17 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

Om nom nom?

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altaria1993

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3

Level 16 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

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Bender31337

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Level 24 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

I love male reproductive organs Log in to see images!

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