I’m giggly about all this voting ****, though my sister’s extreme negativity toward Obama is quite an atmosphere downer. The hating was for the campaign trail. For now we be giddy, then half (or whatever) the population gets ****y over who didn’t get into office.

no one’s from america… no one is.

handofg0d Posted:

I voted today. Everyone who is not a colossal fabulous person should vote and sign here. If you live in somewhere that is not America, you can pretend you voted for Ron Paul.

So did you vote? Because you ****ing should.

You forgot the option:

69sofine) I didn’t vote because the election is rigged to begin with and this is the last illusory thread of democracy left in this country. I’d rather abstain than be a sheep that blindly agrees with everything that the government tells me and ‘take this sweet sedativedo my patriotic duty’, racist.

E: Not trolling, this is legitimately my opinion.

handofg0d Posted:

I hope if Obama wins, and gives his first State of the Union speech, he starts off with “Sup to all my fine upstanding member of societyz an ****ez reppin da US” and throws an American gang sign.

roflmao

Deific Blunder Posted:

What would an “American gang sign” look like? Like a middle finger to the rest of the world?

I don’t know… he’ll make one up and let us all know. He’s the leader of the gang man.

Vote more, I swear to god if you don’t vote I will kill you and feed your bones to the homeless and feed your flesh to the rich.

handofg0d Posted:

NPR >>>>>>>>>>>>> ABC

I didnt mention Krispy Kreme or Ben & Jerry’s because none of them are around me.

Also Krispy Kreme gives out free donuts whenever the “hot light” is on.

Requesting a list of places that are giving away free ****. I have this little receipt that says I voted.

Oh yeah, voted for Obama.

handofg0d Posted:

Babeland – Ahh. Ok. Um. How about a free sex toy? Haha, wow. If you live in NY, LA, or Seattle, then you’re good to go, in more ways than one I guess.

Ben & Jerry’s – Free scoop of ice cream between 5-8pm.

Books A Million – Get a free cup of coffee. Must have an “I Voted” sticker. I can’t find a link for this offer, but multiple people have reported getting an e-mail from BAM stating this offer is legit.

California Tortilla – Free taco, but you must have an “I Voted” sticker. (DE, MD, DC, PA, VA, WV)

Chick-fil-a – I’d call ahead to make sure you’re local store is participating in this one, because only about 75% are from what I can tell. Anyway, get a free chicken sandwich if you TURN IN your “I Voted” sticker to them. There are a few locations that are also running a promotion on Nov. 5 for another free chicken sandwich if you bring in your political yard sign.

Daily Grill – Free Happy Hour appetizer, which starts around 4pm. Must have an “I Voted” sticker or a ballot stub. (CA, DC, MA, MD, OK, OR, TX, VA, WA).

Krispy Kreme – Free “Patriotic” donut if you have an “I Voted” sticker.

New Look Tattoo Removal – Haha, if you live in Dallas and have your “I Voted” sticker, you can get a free laser tattoo removal session from 9am-9pm.

Shane’s Rib Shack – Get an entire free meal consisting of three chicken tenders, fries, and a coke. Must have an “I Voted!” sticker.

Starbucks – Free small coffee if you tell them you voted.

Good look. There’s a chik-fil-a and a starbucks nearby. I’ll go check them out.

i did it… i voted

praise god