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Bug - 2 Unequippable Items

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

So I got a bunch of junks today but I noticed that some of them have useful properties. In particular:

Down the Road, Not Across the Street! An Illustrated Guide to Suicide;and

The Art of Flame War.

Now, The Art of Flame War seem almost certainly a troll item since it boost Douchebaggery, so why can’t I equip it? What are these items supposed to do?

condoleezzab-
utts

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
3

Level 21 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

I have this problem, too. I own the following:

CMPLT MRN’S GIDE 2 TXTNG (Max Ego +15)

Simple Web Spider™ (Finds .moar files)

But they’re both listed under “Unequippable Items ”

So what exactly can you do with them? They seem pretty useful (okay, granted, I gave no idea what a .moar file is, but I’m about to look into it) but if you can’t use them…?

Evil Trout

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Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I'm just out to get milk, I'll be back in 2053!

At a certain point in the story you will gain the ability to equip them.

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

You mean the point at when we can buy books?
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