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June: I’m standin’ in the kitchen, carving up a chicken for dinner, minding my own business, when in storms my husband, Wilbur, in a jealous rage. “You’ve been screwing the milkman,” he said. He was crazy, and he kept on screaming, “You’ve been screwing the milkman.” And then he ran into my knife… he ran into my knife ten times. —Chicago |
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Posted On: 10/18/2008 1:22PM | View Shanty's Profile | # | ||||||
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“Why should I love God? He strung up his only son like a side of veal. I shudder to think what he’d do to me.” Marquis de Sade, Quills
“A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.” Hannibal Lecter – Silence of the Lambs
“Yeah baby, Yeah baby, you not gonna **** right for a week!” – Willie, Bad Santa |
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Posted On: 10/18/2008 1:41PM | View Beavis-Dragon's Profile | # | ||||||
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You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your ****ing khakis. You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. |
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Posted On: 10/18/2008 7:26PM | View TeeKayEff's Profile | # | ||||||
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Rocco: I killed your cat, you druggie ****. Donna: God. Rayvie: What? Donna: Why? Rocco: I thought it would bring closure to our relationship.
~Boondock Saints |
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Posted On: 10/18/2008 7:37PM | View heirloom's Profile | # | ||||||
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‘spiderpig, spiderpig, does whatever a spiderpig does can he swing from a web? no he can’t; he’s a pig’ |
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Posted On: 10/18/2008 7:40PM | View SIG-ENABLING MOC...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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heirloom Posted:
You and your stupid ****ing rope
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Posted On: 10/18/2008 8:07PM | View Beavis-Dragon's Profile | # | ||||||
“With great power, comes great responsibility,” — Spider-Man “Were we so different?” — Transformers “Don’t tell Monkey,” — Kung Fu Panda |
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Posted On: 10/26/2008 1:08AM | View Travalgar's Profile | # | ||||||
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“yeah what up baby, what up ****s” jay-clerks |
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Posted On: 10/26/2008 1:32AM | View iIRZ's Profile | # | ||||||
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“37 male reproductive organS??????????” guy from clerks-clerks |
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Posted On: 10/26/2008 1:43AM | View iIRZ's Profile | # | ||||||
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iIRZ Posted: “TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY male reproductive organ ON THE WAY TO THE PARKING LOT!” |
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Posted On: 10/26/2008 1:49AM | View TeeKayEff's Profile | # | ||||||
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“We are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world” – Tyler Durden, Fight Club |
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Posted On: 11/11/2008 10:34PM | View StarkJade's Profile | # | ||||||
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Haha, Clerks is epic.
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Posted On: 11/15/2008 6:03PM | View Theo de Raadt's Profile | # | ||||||
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he path of the righteous man is beset on all sides with the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon those with great vengeance and with furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know that my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. |
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Posted On: 11/15/2008 6:35PM | View Shinobu's Profile | # | ||||||
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Deaths-Mbumacre Posted:
Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast! |
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Posted On: 11/22/2008 11:05AM | View RebirthThom's Profile | # | ||||||
Malkovich Malkovich Malkovich. Malkovich? |
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Posted On: 06/25/2009 3:58AM | View twas's Profile | # | ||||||
TUBSWEETIE Posted:
BARBEQUE, ME AND YOU. STINKY PINKY PEW PEW PEW.
Also: “My Chevy took a ****. BOOBITY BOOOOO!” Escanaba in da Moonlight Lament edited this message on 06/25/2009 4:30AM |
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Posted On: 06/25/2009 4:28AM | View Lament's Profile | # | ||||||
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“Back off, man. I’m a scientist!” -Ghostbusters
“I’m sorry I had to fight in the middle of your Black Panther party.” -Forrest Gump (Possibly the most quotable movie ever.)
“I’m not going to hurt ya Wendy…I’m just going to bash your ****ing brains in!” -The Shining (HEEEEEEEEEERE’S JOHNNY!)
EDIT: Forgot one of my favorites: “Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and **** the prom queen.” -The Rock(The movie, not the wrestler.) Deific Blunder edited this message on 06/25/2009 4:42AM |
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Posted On: 06/25/2009 4:34AM | View Deific Blunder's Profile | # | ||||||
Inertia Posted:
This. |
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Posted On: 06/25/2009 4:54AM | View tootz's Profile | # | ||||||
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“Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a ****ing big television…Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows…Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrbumment to the selfish, ****ed-up brats that you’ve spawned to replace yourselves…But why would I want to do a thing like that?
I chose not to choose life. I chose something else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got heroin?” Mark Renton, Trainspotting |
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Posted On: 06/25/2009 8:14AM | View shifty_pecker's Profile | # | ||||||
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AH! Here we are. Your very own number, on your very own door. And behind that door, your very own office. Congratulations, number DZ-015, welcome to the team!
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Posted On: 06/25/2009 10:26AM | View Fortunato's Profile | # | ||||||
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