If you’re American when you enter the bathroom and American when you leave the bathroom, what are you while you’re in the bathroom?

EUROPEAN

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A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in, pal. You’re obviously drunk.”

Our wasted friend asked, “Officer, are ya absolutely sure I’m drunk?”

“Yeah, buddy, I’m sure,” said the copper. “Let’s go.”

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, “Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled.”

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FAIL Posted:

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?” The other replies, “Well I don’tknow. You should pray to God about that and ask him.” So that night he didand God replied, “You are what you are.” The next day he said to the other zebra, “I still don’t understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are.” The second zebra responds, “You must be white with black

stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is.”

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so i walked past these two guys an one of them was diggin holes in the ground an the other guy was fillin them again

and i said to them hey, what’sup, y are you guys doin that

and one said yeh well its my job to dig a hole and the other guys job to fill it again, and there was another guy who was suppesed to plant a flower in it but he is sick today

FAIL Posted:

Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?” The other replies, “Well I don’tknow. You should pray to God about that and ask him.” So that night he didand God replied, “You are what you are.” The next day he said to the other zebra, “I still don’t understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are.” The second zebra responds, “You must be white with black

stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is.”

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one day a college professor was greeting his new college clbum. He stood up in front of the clbum and asked if anyone in the clbum was a moron, and if they were, they should stand.

after a minute a young man stood up. The professor then asked the kid if he actually thought he was a moron. the kid replied, “No, I just didn’t want to see you standing there all by yourself.”

*zing!*

Did you hear about the kid who failed at being emo?

He accidentally shaved himself while cutting.

Biff Weasley Posted:

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Tesfan Posted:

a young couple on their wedding night were in their honeymoon suite. as they were undressing for bed, the husband, a big burly man, tossed his trousers to his new bride. he said, “Here, put these on.”

she put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.

“i can’t wear your trousers.” she said.

“that’s right,’’ said the husband, “and don’t you ever forget it. i’m the man who wears the pants in this family.”

with that she flipped him her panties and said, “Try these on.”

he tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps.

“hell,” he said. ’’I can’t get into your panties!”

she replied, “That’s right…and that’s the way it is going to stay until your attitude changes.”

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