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Evil Trout A MESSAGE FROM GOD!!!

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Please wait. Madam scullyangel will be with you shortly.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

truth.

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have a bumon.

FAIL edited this message on 09/16/2008 1:29AM

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Aldo_Anything

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Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

yo God, where is my PS3?


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scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Aldo_Anything Posted:

yo God, where is my PS3?

I’m sorry Aldo. I saw you playing with yourself and the green jello. You will have to rely on Santa, Satan or larceny for the PS3. I only approve of one of those methods, so choose wisely.


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iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

fine upstanding member of society


Life is a sexually transmitted disease, and the only cure is death.

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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

INCOMING MESSAGE FROM JESUS: SUCK MY SWEATY NUTSACK


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

i’m sure jesus’ nutsack is sweet and heavenly


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

MOCK-CONGLER-
S ****

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8

[KLAN GORSE POOP]

Level 35 Camwhore

I can't stop staring at Jessica Alba's nips all day ;(((

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

i’m sure jesus’ nutsack is sweet and heavenly

i dare you to lick it and stick a finger up His bum


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

MOCK-CONGLERS **** Posted:

i dare you to lick it and stick a finger up His bum

where is jesus so i can do this?


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

MOCK-CONGLER-
S ****

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8

[KLAN GORSE POOP]

Level 35 Camwhore

I can't stop staring at Jessica Alba's nips all day ;(((

why, He is everywhere, even inside of you. so you could fondle your own

balls, while sticking a finger up the old pooper, and think of Him.

That’d work.


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Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

Dear God,

I don’t know why I’m writing this, for I am merely talking to myself

Laguna edited this message on 09/16/2008 11:25AM

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Fail threads to deliver. Was expecting a message from that guy who’s permabanned. With the dashes in his name.


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