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Religion The Many Delicious Flavors of Mocking Religion

Orb

Avatar: 33233 Tue Oct 21 12:46:08 -0400 2008
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[70 Character Story-
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Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

I’ve been annoyed as of late with Religion-based forums in forumbuildr, and some harsh words MAY have been exchanged on the subject. So as a way of extending the olive branch of peace to the Religion forums, I will explain how each one is a unique and beautiful snowflake.

Konservative Kristian Koalition: This is actually less about religion and more about prominent religious figures within the kon- sorry, conservative community (do conservatives get a community, or is that word only appropriate for gays and minorities?) Most of all, KKK focuses on homophobia and racism.

(Ties to other forums: Site is hosted by Reilly O’Bill, who presumably at least frequents Faux News.)

God Hates Facts: GHF focuses a lot on the anti-intellectual side of religion, with many anti-evolution themes and such. GHF is also arguably the most bitterly hateful religion forum (KKK would’ve taken the cake, but the forumbuilr community apparently operates on a level of depravity that Jalapeno Bootyhole cannot achieve by himself).

(Ties to other forums: God Hates facts is mentioned in PrayPal.

PrayPal: If anything, PrayPal is the most good-natured dig at religion of any of them. The members of PrayPal are somewhat naive and willfully ignorant, but unlike any of the other religious forums, they mean well. Members of PrayPal have, at least, the mark of basic human compbumion that one would expect of the pious. That being said, they also seem a little obsessive over the imaginary currency they’ve created for themselves, so maybe they’re just too crazy to be hateful.

(Ties to other forums: Posts in PrayPal reference God Hates Facts. It’s apparent by the post that the members of PrayPal are much more forgiving than those at God Hates Facts, and consider them to be loonies.)

Faux News: While some may argue that Faux News is not a religious forum, I disagree. First, it is clearly meant as a parody of the extremely religious and conservative pundits on a certain news network which I will leave unnamed. Second, the fact that it got made into an actual forum is clear proof that there is a god, and he hates all of us.

(Ties to other forums: Ban Arktor.)

Church of Saiyantology: This forum is distinct in that it makes fun of Scientology rather than Christianity. It shares little in common with the other religious forums, other than the fact that the posters are still crazy.

(Ties to other forums: balls are inert)

Girls Advocating Sexual Purity: Though not strictly about religion, GASP does incorporate it into its jokes; the main reasons why the girls must stay chaste are misinformation and Jesus. It is included mainly because it’s dedication to ignorance makes it a spiritual sister to forums like God Hates Facts.

(Ties to other forums: guhhhhh not feeling too good)

Wiccapedia: Wiccapedia isn’t anything like the other religious forums, and is only included on this list form the sake of completeness; it is a religion, after all.

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...so uh okay guys I think thats all the religious forums i can handle. im gonna lie down or something. Log in to see images!

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

my true opinions on the subject cannot be expressed due to this being on a non role playing forum

Travalgar

Avatar: 49870 Tue Oct 21 02:47:07 -0400 2008
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Level 29 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Tesfan Posted:

my true opinions on the subject cannot be expressed due to this being on a non role playing forum

That’s my line, too.

megademonicr-
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[World Anarchy bumociation]

Level 17 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

Orb, I can understand and appreciate why u don’t like religious forums, THERE ARE JUST TOO MANY!!!!!!!!!!!

That why i even chose to get rid of God Hates Facts on ET’s poll.

However it’s good u haven’t got a completely negative view of them.

ppl just voted up religiously based forums cos they thought they would make easy builds.

At first religion-parodying was a novelty but now it’s being overused.

Anyways I got some brilliant forum ideas of my own, it’s just sad they never win.

Still they get me chocolate scoops for domination, so that seems ok.

iRAWR

Avatar: 49692 Wed Nov 05 00:16:18 -0500 2008

Level 10 Emo Kid

NEW CEO OF FORUMWARZ INC.

Travalgar Posted:

That’s my line, too.

I rather enjoy the religion-bashing forums. They’re fun to play just to see the enemy responses.

megademonicr-
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[World Anarchy bumociation]

Level 17 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

lol ya they are. I continuously visit Church Of Saiyantology just to watch the stupid npcs say how their OT levels are and stuff and talk bout ‘Lord Goku’.

That’s the most lulzy religion-basher forum here!!!

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Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
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[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

I’ve never done GASP or Faux, but the other ones I all found to be hilarious.

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

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Wiccapedia does make fun of Christians by making several jokes in several places about how Wicca is better that Christianity.

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