yesterday i was at a party and was pretty drunke and that woman was also pretty drunk and she told me she wanted to my male reproductive organ and it gets kinda dizzy but i remenber unloading my horse power inside teh gal and it was awesome and i woke up today inside a big black van, no one was around so i got out of the van and walked to my parents house(I live in the basement) and im postign this **** now, so yeah blah blah blah long story short im AWSOME.

Shadow Turkey Posted:

i woke up today inside a big black man

Shadow Turkey Posted:

BeavisSaves Posted:

Shadow Turkey Posted:

i woke up today inside a big black man

oh you such a card you just wish you banged a gal too.

i once ****ed siamese twins, it was great one head blew my Log in to see images!

Shadow Turkey Posted:

well once I had sex with 4 “girls”,I made 69 with one, while I licked her “woman's genitals” “she” and the other 3 licked my male reproductive organ.

Fix’d for accuracy.

BeavisSaves Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

Shadow Turkey Posted:

well once I had sex with 4 “girls”,I made 69 with one, while I licked her “woman's genitals” “she” and the other 3 licked my male reproductive organ.

Fix’d for accuracy.

wat airport bathroom was this?

I find it cute that you think he has the clbum to do it in the privacy of an airport bathroom.

I once had sex with 100 girls at once. Literally every part of my body was covered with some kind of naughty bit. It was hard to satisfy every single one of them but somehow I managed.

Sometimes troutin’ aint easy

Red_Machine_D Posted:

Evil Trout Posted:

I “once” had “sex” with 100 “girls” at “once”. Literally every “part of my body” was covered with some kind of “naughty bit”. It was hard to “satisfy” every “single” “one” of “them” but somehow I “managed”.

Sometimes “troutin’” “aint” “easy” ””

chop off your male reproductive organ off

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Red_Machine_D Posted:

I say “chop off your male reproductive organ off”.

dongs Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

I say “chop off your male reproductive organ off”.

Believe me, I’m pretty sure I’d never say “chop off your male reproductive organ off”.

Red_Machine_D Posted:

dongs Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

I say “chop off your male reproductive organ off”.

Believe me, I constantly say “chop off your male reproductive organ off”.