My ex just called, but I screened it. She just called to tell me she cut my tattooed name off her shoulder.

I mean, yeah, it’s about bloody time she did something about it. But you’d think she might have, you know, just covered it up or something. Like I did to her. Take that — you are now a FLAMING, WEEPING HELL HOUND ZOMBIE SKULL.

I really feel that this is something I will want on my chest for the rest of my life.

I have no regrets. Really.

Thank you for your understanding. So many people just don’t knooooow.

And I am glad you agree that Y is the new every vowel. Truly it is wyckyd.

omg. Just MY LIFE!!!

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pros use point form

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11/13/07

– called out some n00bs on flamebate

– sucked some dix

SouleXtinction Posted:

Red_Machine_D Posted:

Haydn Posted:

omg. Just MY LIFE!!!

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You call THAT life?!

Some of us have the clarity to see through the deep fog of ignorance.

Others, like yourself, aren’t even aware of that fog.

the fog is my bumgbum the moment you became aware of it you got owned

tell us more about your life so that we may in turn mock it, resulting in much amusement

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Haydn Posted:

I think you should bend her over a park bench and **** her with your stinking, rock-hard **** staff until she’s dead. Use your keys to rip her creamy little male reproductive organ cavity to shreds. Smear the blood all over your face and shaft. Then, you should **** into her mouth. By this, you will show her that you are in the dominant position, and that you don’t care one way or the other about her behavior. It’s the next best thing to ****ing severing, which you should promptly do while you vote her life a five and give her bum AIDS. Nuke her from orbit, but at the same time, make sure you’re using fire. I am a big fat fabulous person. I like to pick my nose and put the boogers into my erect male reproductive organ. I like to pee out little rods of my compressed male reproductive organ booger. God is a fabulous person. God is a fine upstanding member of society. The Lord God Jesus Christ is a worthless fabulous person. I kill everything I see. I can’t stop ****ing. I wish I could have sex. I want to **** so bad. I can taste your ****ing woman's genitals juice. I am a fine upstanding member of society. I am a stupid stupid fat ****ing fine upstanding member of society. Give me a Snickers bar, hot dog, and some Doritos. Anime ninja. Let’s watch some Naruto. God is Hitler’s fabulous person. There is no such thing as a fabulous person.

thanks for sharing this, unfortunately life never gets any better and creativity and energy drains from us all every day until we die Log in to see images!

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apathy apathy apa Posted:

thanks for sharing this, unfortunately life never gets any better and creativity and energy drains from us all every day until we die Log in to see images!

Why dont you just kill yourself lulz not like your famyly or anyone gonna care lolz

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i live as a testament to the blackness inside life, i walk the aisles of the local mall to remind the placid flocks of sheep that their life is a sham, and even to explain something this simple this to a mouthbreathing cretin such as yourself Log in to see images!

apathy apathy apa Posted:

Shadow Turkey Posted:

apathy apathy apa Posted:

thanks for sharing this, unfortunately life never gets any better and creativity and energy drains from us all every day until we die Log in to see images!

Why dont you just kill yourself lulz not like your famyly or anyone gonna care lolz

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i live as a testament to the blackness inside life, i walk the aisles of the local mall to remind the placid flocks of sheep that their life is a sham, and even to explain something this simple this to a mouthbreathing cretin such as yourself Log in to see images!

Lulz you funny