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What’s the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don’t great times on the apple before I eat it. |
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| Posted On: 08/20/2008 10:55PM |
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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two – one to change the bulb, and the other to hold the ladder. Safety first! 1338h4x edited this message on 08/20/2008 10:58PM |
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| Posted On: 08/20/2008 10:58PM |
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1338h4x Posted: Not with these jokes you’re not.Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 08/20/2008 10:59PM |
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Why did the blind man buy a wristwatch?
To tell the time – it was a watch that spoke the time as well as displayed it. |
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| Posted On: 08/20/2008 10:59PM |
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What do you get when you cut a baby in half with a chainsaw?
Arrested and thrown in jail for life. |
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| Posted On: 08/20/2008 10:59PM |
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Knock knock
Who’s there? Pizza delivery. |
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| Posted On: 08/20/2008 11:00PM |
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| Posted On: 08/20/2008 11:01PM |
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What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
The holocaust. |
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| Posted On: 08/20/2008 11:01PM |
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1338h4x Posted: you’re getting desperate, aren’t you? |
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| Posted On: 08/20/2008 11:02PM |
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A horse walks into a bar.
The bartender looks up and asks him, “Why the long face?” The horse says, “I just found out I’m HIV positive.” |
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| Posted On: 08/20/2008 11:02PM |
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A black man, a Mexican and a Russian walk into a bar.
What a great example of a united society. |
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| Posted On: 08/20/2008 11:03PM |
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What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys. |
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| Posted On: 08/20/2008 11:03PM |
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What do you call a fine upstanding member of society flying a plane?
A pilot. |
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| Posted On: 08/20/2008 11:04PM |
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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability. |
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| Posted On: 08/20/2008 11:04PM |
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Abraham Lincoln and a sailor walk into a bar. They talk about how their respective lives have been, when suddenly, John Wilkes Booth shoots Lincoln in the head. |
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| Posted On: 08/20/2008 11:05PM |
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A seal walks into a club. However, the particular club he entered had a no animals policy and he was turned away. |
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| Posted On: 08/20/2008 11:05PM |
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How do Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By giving her a timeout. |
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| Posted On: 08/20/2008 11:06PM |
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My dog’s got no nose. It was cut off by a gang of drunk teenagers in a public park, leading to three successful prosecutions for animal cruelty. |
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| Posted On: 08/20/2008 11:06PM |
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Why couldn’t Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, deaf and mute. |
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| Posted On: 08/20/2008 11:07PM |
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Your momma’s so fat, she has high blood pressure and an increased risk of heart disease.
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| Posted On: 08/20/2008 11:08PM |
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