I heard about this guy who broke into a lion’s den at the zoo and got mauled, and people were talking about how there should have been better defenses put up to prevent people getting into the cage. A friend of mine suggested setting up some kind of deterrent. For example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who climbed in.

Oh man I saw pure gold at lunch, I was sitting near this group of black guys at a table and they all had tucked in shirts and ****, looked educated, I think they were studying calculus or something. And across from there, there was another table with a bunch of white guys, all ghetto looking, three of them wore ****ing grills, sagging pants, and one was playing some 50 cent ringtone or some **** going “yeah boiiii!” And one of the black guys in the table next to me muttered “****ing fine upstanding member of societys…” I choked on my ****ing jolt cola.

So a friend of mind comes over to my house and stays the night. Now there is a computer and t.v. in my room so naturally she spent most of the day in there and since I only have once chair in it she sat on my bed. Well at like 4am she fell asleep on it while I was on the computer and I didn’t have the heart to wake her up so I slept on the couch downstairs. Like a month later I’m over at her house with a bunch of her friends and since there was no where to sleep I slept on the couch again. The next morning during breakfast one of her friends says you look tired. And I was like yeah I didn’t sleep great I’m kinda used to my bed. Then my friend goes “yeah your bed is awesome!” I froze and glanced over at her parents who gave me the most evil look I have ever seen…

(Yeah I’m pulling these off QDB in the hopes you haven’t heard ‘em)

Rice crispies and hangovers don’t go together. First time ive ever told a bowl of cereal to stfu.

Oy! Maybe my job does rock. Da Fluke network tester (a $6000 Gameboy wannabe) was broken today since someone took the lithium batteries out of it and neglected to put them back in the case. We had to test out the connection between floors 2&4, going through floor 3 in the process. So I tell da b0ss that the Network tester is dead… And I need to generate network traffic so I can see the stats on the switches and routers, make sure no packets are being killed prematurely. So he says “How much is that tester worth?”, I say “6K”. He says “Great!” He picks up his office phone, hits the global announcement bumon, and says “Floors Two, Three, and Four, our IT Admin requires that you generate network traffic for equipment testing. Grab Half Life off my network share, I’ll host”. He hangs up and says “Happy?”, I say “that works.” The rest of the afternoon was dedicated to a rather large Half Life MP game on Crossfire Log in to see images!

<tatclbum> YOU ALL SUCK male reproductive organ

<tatclbum> er.

<tatclbum> hi.

<andy\code> A common typo.

<tatclbum> the keys are like right next to each other.

hm. I’ve lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can’t figure out where in my apartment it is.

<Garf> Did you know, Alt+Z makes your text go backwards in most IRC clients?

<Garf> .ereh ti did I ?eeS

* Parts: Bamral (B1@xiph-IALHNG.ne.client2.attbi.com)

* Parts: Benjamin_L (~BenjaminL@xiph-IEIAFM.dip.t-dialin.net)

* Parts: menno (menno@cal16a041.student.utwente.nl)

* Parts: TheLink (TheLink@p213.54.189.36.tisdip.tiscali.de)

<Buck> the MPAA site has an interesting anti piracy blitz going on for Christmas

<Buck> they say that they’re protecting users from buying pirated copies of films

<Buck> then they go on to say that you can recognize pirated films by the fact that they’re a lot cheaper, out before or while films are still in theatres, are region free and contain no DRM

<Buck> if I wouldn’t have pirated before.. the MPAA sure has convinced me to do it now

So I had to hand in this essay the other day. The topic was “The effect of the internet on society”. So I just handed in “I was going to do the essay, then I discovered the internet had porn” on a sheet of A4. Long story short I don’t have to do any more essays.