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Business Fran makes you User Bars! For a price... of course. :o

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

So I’ve been bored these days and I need BPs so I’m making userbars because I’m pretty bored (did I mention I’m very very bored?)

Okay, 1 BP for each user bar. Example: (I’m posting the image because of those sig-disabling male reproductive organ-monglers)

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So if you need one post the following info:

– Name

– Image

– Color of Background

– Image Background (optional)

I’ve posted this on General RP because frankly I’m dumb and I have no idea where is the right place to post this. May a mod see this and move to the right place Log in to see images!

Okay. Starting now.

Fran edited this message on 08/03/2008 3:51AM

You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

make me one

I am not giving you a name/picture/color/or anything, be creative (I trust you)

sent the BP.


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Easy.

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You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Swingin Dong-
male reproductive organ

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

Level 8 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Can i pay you to take your pictures off this site?


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ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

http://userbarmaker.com/

USE THAT AND GET THE SAME USER BAR THE FAT BRAZILIAN **** DOES BUT FOR FREE. UNLESS YOU ****ERS ARE TOO LAZY TO DO USE 30 SECONDS TO DO THAT ****!!!

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Angry hobo Posted:

http://userbarmaker.com/

USE THAT AND GET THE SAME USER BAR THE FAT BRAZILIAN **** DOES BUT FOR FREE. UNLESS YOU ****ERS ARE TOO LAZY TO DO USE 30 SECONDS TO DO THAT ****!!!

Because you can add a background image on userbarmaker dot com like the one I shown as an example have.

You were used to be cool, what happened? Got desperate? Log in to see images!


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Bauzer

Avatar: 14338 Sat Jan 03 15:31:28 -0500 2009
8

Level 36 Emo Kid

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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

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Fran edited this message on 08/03/2008 1:12PM

You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

Fran Posted:

Because you can add a background image on userbarmaker dot com like the one I shown as an example have.

You were used to be cool, what happened? Got desperate? Log in to see images!

AND YOU USD TO BE FAT, WHAT HAPPENED?? OH WAIT… YOU STILL ARE!

Kreen

Avatar: 50988 Sat Oct 25 09:28:35 -0400 2008

Level 35 Troll

O_o

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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Fran is huggleable. Log in to see images!

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Biff Weasley Posted:

Fran is huggleable. Log in to see images!

Some trolls here have bad taste, I tells ya.


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Swingin Dong-
male reproductive organ

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

Level 8 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Fats the least of it. She can lose weight but she’ll still have that face


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Swingin Dong male reproductive organ Posted:

Fats the least of it. She can lose weight but she’ll still have that face

Funny enough, the people who really cares to me likes how I look. You know, I don’t get offended over what some basement dweller has to say Log in to see images!


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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my_mother

Avatar: 43437 Sun Nov 23 19:27:56 -0500 2008

[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Emo Kid

my woman's genitals smells like freedom

I think Fran is really hot, imo.


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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

Pickled male reproductive organbum: i heard littlefran is fat

girthz: where did you hear that?

Xaos-: Pickled male reproductive organbum: i also heard littlefran’s a total fgt

girthz: shes a fat fabulous person?

Pickled male reproductive organbum: her boyfriend was complaining about it while we were ****ing

Xaos-: yeah, sucks, doesnt it?

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: littlefran sucked my male reproductive organ and it was horrible

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: she sucks at sucking male reproductive organ

Pickled male reproductive organbum: he was like, yeah my girlfriend is a tubbo, and she gives horrible head

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: she also farted in the middle so I punched her in her buckteeth

girthz: thats too bad,, is her bum anygood?

Xaos-: nah, all loose and loopy

Pickled male reproductive organbum: what bum, her thighs go right into her bumer-filled back

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: i put my fist in there to the elbow and i was lucky to come out with half a finger

Pickled male reproductive organbum: its like an analog to cankles, but at the other end

Pickled male reproductive organbum: do they even have a word for that?

Xaos-: Pickled male reproductive organbum: I think they call it the Littlefran Disease

Xaos-: there’s no cure, but that’s mainly because no reputable doctor would come within 30 yards of her.

Pickled male reproductive organbum: anyway i hear littlefran is made of ham, and when she stubbs her toe bumer pours out

littlefran: what?

Pickled male reproductive organbum: hey fattie

nanafabulous personjesus: what are you fabulous persons talking about

Pickled male reproductive organbum: how fat littlefran is

Xaos-: nanafabulous personjesus: Littlefran’s reverse cankles

littlefran: I guess you’re talking about bunny killer

Xaos-: among other things

littlefran: not me

Pickled male reproductive organbum: oooh deflected

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: littlefran? more like littleFARM because she smells like pig bumhole

nanafabulous personjesus: what are reverse cankles

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: pigs are farm animals

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: i shouldn’t have to explain this to you

Xaos-: well if she wasnt wrist-deep in pig bumhole, i would wonder

littlefran: oh

nanafabulous personjesus: littlefran is it true you’re fat

Macks: littlefran I hate your family

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: every time she gets in the bathtub the floor collapses before she can get clean

Pickled male reproductive organbum: there are sections under her rolls that haven’t been exposed to fresh air since she was 11

littlefran: Macks: you’re doing it wrong

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: she keeps a salami sandwich in her snatch

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: so it’s not all bad going down

Macks: she lives in a 20 story building but every time she stands still too long the floor gives way and she falls to a lower level

Macks: fran once fell and couldn’t get up for weeks

Xaos-: Macks: last I heard, the earth is actually wobbling in it’s orbit because of the difference in mbum

Xaos-: meh, too wordy

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: she’s so bad at cooking that every time she turns on her oven it smells like jews

Macks: she eventually glued herself to the floor with her own urine and feces

nanafabulous personjesus: ahahahaha

Pickled male reproductive organbum: Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: wins

Macks: THE PARAMEDICS HAD TO USE A GIANT SPATULA TO SCRAPE HER OFF THE FLOOR

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: her only redeeming quality is her fondness for black male reproductive organs

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: and if it isn’t black going in, it will be coming out

girthz: ****ing her is a chalenge

Pickled male reproductive organbum: when she lays out in the sun for a tan the neighborhood is filled with the distinct smell of bacon

Macks: fran’s woman's genitals is actually covered in flags planted by those brave enough to scale her peaks

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: last time littlefran had her period 23 people died at Virginia Tech

Pickled male reproductive organbum: littlefran doesn’t worry too much about fashion, shes usually wearing a fumigation tent, on account of the male reproductive organroach infestation

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: fran is a fat chick’s name

Macks: fran has been known to rent herself out as a walking billboard, but in a tragic twist of fate, these billboards generally advertise weight loss solutions

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: her breast milk is cheese whiz

Xaos-: Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: hhahah

girthz: chess whiz… oh ****

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: i didn’t know what aids looked like until i saw her in a bikini

Macks: the worst part about fran isn’t the smell, it’s the screams of the asian children trapped in her fat folds

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: when she plays guitar hero, she is known as “the fat chick who plays guitar hero”

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: little fran has three male reproductive organs in her as we speak

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: and all of them are her dad’s

girthz: hey guys.. i dont think she likes this.

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: she’s probably three chins deep in a KFC bucket

Macks: fran’s mbumive weight gain was a result of years of abuse at the hands of her first husband, who she married in a moment of weakness after both her parents died of a tragic heroin overdose while neglecting her

girthz: she should put down the chicken and type something

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: every time she types, it looks like oiu kh yt dret ioj lm fgc because her fingers are so fat

Macks: when fran was younger she was a very attractive young woman. unfortunately, her mother and father forced her to have sex with strangers for more drug money, which contributed to her lack of self-confidence

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: littlefran was raped by a man who is sexually attracted to rhinoceri

Macks: one of these sexual encounters resulted in fran catching several sexually transmitted diseases

Macks: when she went to the doctor, he called her a dirty whore and raped her with a box of speculums

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: i saw fran on her knees at a toilet chowing down because she saw a piece of corn in there

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: i was able to fit a long fluorescent light bulb in her snatch

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: sideways

Macks: fran and her first husband tried to have children several times, but due to her husband’s habit of beating her when he was drunk, she lost the baby every time.

Pickled male reproductive organbum: she always made excuses for him

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: her aborted baby looked like this [url]http://www.yancey-gamemale reproductive organ.com/Juliana1.jpg

Repeal[/url] the Thirteenth Amendment: guess why it died

Macks: her husband beat it to death

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: that’s right

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: raped to death

Pickled male reproductive organbum: when littlefran masturbates, she thinks of a donkey with the face of a man. that man is hitler.

Macks: when fran was learning to drive as a teenager, she accidentally hit and killed her best and only friend

Macks: the guilt was one of the factors leading to her weight gain

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: her mom is an elephant and her dad is her brother

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: fran has adult-onset ADHD

littlefran left.

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: also acne

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: **** YES WE WIN

Veer: Macks, that is a tragic tale.

Veer: I’m sorry, Fran, to hear that.

girthz: that was a long time.

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: she can only cry so many tears

girthz: you guys are mean.

Macks: fran’s house was broken into and robbed once. after calling the police 20 officers arrived at her house and gang-raped her until dawn

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: and not one of them was able to reach her woman's genitals

Macks: they had to call the fire department nnd borrow the hook and ladder truck

Macks: to reach her woman's genitals

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: they had to go in with an axe

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: and a submarine

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: someone tubmail this to her

Macks: getting through to fran’s woman's genitals is a lot like the opening scene of indiana jones

Macks: except there’s a lot more spiders

Macks: and the boulder is made of feces

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: littlefran hasn’t wiped since the bicentennial

Macks: occaisionally she tries to wipe her bum with a towel on a long stick, but it always falls off before it reaches her bum and she spends the rest of the day weeping quietly

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: she tries to sprinkle ground up dog treats on her starfish so Fido will lick it off, but he’s been dead for seven years

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: his rotting carcbum is right behind her, but she doesn’t know because she can’t turn around

Macks: so she plaintively calls to him several times a day

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: bumhole covered in feces and dog biscuits

Macks: but believes he is scared of her

Macks: this pains her greatly

bunny_killer: ok why are we picking on littlefran?

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: because she’s obese

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: now you talk about how obese she is

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: here’s a clue: very

bunny_killer: why?

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: you’re a fatty lover

Pickled male reproductive organbum: probably poor eating habits

Macks: she’s obese because she was raped as a child

bunny_killer: did she do something to **** people off?

Pickled male reproductive organbum: not enough exercise

Pickled male reproductive organbum: bad genes

Pickled male reproductive organbum: oh, and the enjoy

Pickled male reproductive organbum: i think its funny that we are still doing it even after she left

Repeal the Thirteenth Amendment: she tried to get a job as a porn star but she was fired after the seventh great times video where no one could climax


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