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TV Today on THE PEOPLES COURT the case of "the hybernating Bear"

The Peoples -
Court

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Level 6 Re-Re

*catchy intro* Doo doo doo

Doo doo doo doo doooooo

Doo doo doo

Doo doo doo doo doooooo

Hi! I’m Doug Llewellyn and welcome to, the People’s Court!

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Today judge WOPner will hear the case of “the hybernating Bear”. It’s a case of a prank gone horribly wrong, or horribly right.

Or maybe just horrible.

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All rise, the Peoples Court is now in session, the honorable Judge WOPner presiding.

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Be seated.

I know you’ve been sworn in and I’ve read the many, many complaints.

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It appears that nearly all of the Forumwarz community is outraged over this “prank”, and that both Gentlemen and Bear may have been in on it.

Bear, what do you have to say in your defense?

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What’s the big deal?

I mean, when you started playing this game you had to type in the words, I am not offended easily right?

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And what about you Irascible, Gentlemen? Whatever.

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Bear was bored and thought it would be funny to fake his own death, so I just posted his thread that he put into the Gentlemens Clubs secret forums.

I didn’t pull the prank, it was Bear!

I thought he was telling the truth!

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You didn’t pull the prank, but you aided and abetted in manipulating the emotions of the entire Forumwarz community.

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I’ll hear the testimony of some of the people who were offended by this prank now.

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I wasn’t offended but, like I said, that Bear is a terrible person.

Don’t even try to pretend you didn’t know this was false either, IraGentlemens!

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He faked having terminal cancer in NO SRSLY, disappeared for half a month and then popped up saying “LOL GUIZ I’M FINE FOOLED U EP2 PLZ”

That’s not funny. It’s just poor taste.

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I hope he gets cancer for real and dies! If there is such a thing as Karma he will!

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We’ll take a break and when we come back I will render my verdict.

LeFox

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[RULES SO MUCH IT H-
URTS
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

[INTERMISSION]

PEANUTS! PEANUUUUTS! WHO WANTS SOME PEANUTS?

[INTERMISSION]


FAQ

did you have sex with my bum?

yes lol

why u so awesome?

i donno lol

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The Peoples -
Court

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Level 6 Re-Re

Doo doo doo

Doo doo doo doo doooooo

Doo doo doo

Doo doo doo doo doooooo

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Hi! I’m Doug Llewellyn and we are back with the case of “the Hybernating Bear”.

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Doug, why do you always do that?

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Do what?

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You say “Hi, I’m Doug Llewellyn” every single time you say something.

It’s annoying.

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It’s in the script.

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It’s annoying.

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I’m just doing what I was told to do.

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If you do it again, I will abuse my powers of a judge, and have legal papers drawn up and signed by me, that say you are mentally insane.

I’ll have your bum thrown in the nuthut for ten years!

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Alright then…sheesh it’s my thing, it’s what I do…

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Do the intro over again, this time without the “Hi, I’m Doug Llewellyn!”

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Alright.

Hi, I’m…****.

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HAHAHAHAHHAHAA!

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PPPppppptt hahahahhaha

Doug you are so lame!

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Hi… welcome back to the Peoples Court, the honorable Judge WOPner will now render his verdict.

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Doug, you really are so lame.

Alright, firstly let me say that while I have a feeling that Irascible knew all a long what he was doing, there is not sufficient evidence to prove that he was in on the prank, and not just another unwitting prankee.

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As for Bear, you are correct when you say that people had to type I am not offended easily when you started this game.

That doesn’t mean that you are NEVER offended.

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Having said that, I cannot find any rule that you broke, and what you did is not banworthy.

It was just incredibly poor taste.

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Truth is, I was so disgusted by this prank that I am going to call in a special guest judge to announce my verdict.

You disgust me Bear!

The Peoples -
Court

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Level 6 Re-Re

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BRING IN THE GUEST JUDGE!

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Here come de judge! Here come de Judge!

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THE EVIDENCE BEFORE THE COURT IT’S INCONTROVERTIBLE THERE’S NO NEED FOR THE JURY TO RETIRE!

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There is no jury, this is small claims court.

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Oh…well…you really no how to **** up a grand entrance don’t you?

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Just get on with it.

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Fine.

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IN ALL MY YEARS OF JUDGING I HAVE NEVER HEARD BEFORE OF SOMEONE MORE DESERVING OF THE FULL PENALTY OF LAW!

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THE WAY YOU MADE TO SUFFER YOUR…Goddamnit.

LOOK, YOU REALLY ARE A PIECE OF **** ALRIGHT?

SOOO I SENTENCE YOU TO A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH, A PUNISHMENT SO SEVERE AND SO BRUTAL, SO INHUMANE THAT I NEED TO MAKE A SHOCKING NSFW LINK TO IT.

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THIS IS YOUR

SHOCKING NSFW HORRIFYING UNSPEAKABLE INHUMANE PUNISHMENT

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And they said I was lame.

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Hi, I’m Dou…damnit!

Tune in next week, for another one of these lame episodes of THE PEOPLES COURT!

The Peoples Court edited this message on 08/02/2008 1:09PM

Gunther

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2

[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
ub
]

Level 10 Camwhore

Pleasure Man

This Judge must like my song!

SHOCKING NSFW HORRIFYING UNSPEAKABLE INHUMANE PUNISHMENT

Because it’s so sexy!


Be a friend to Günther. Add me

Oh you touch my tralala.

Mm my ding ding dong.

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Champagne! Glamour! Sex! Respect!

Every day is Pleasureman day!

xoxo

**G**

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

HI FENK SUP?

zigzagoon

Avatar: 28782 2011-07-31 12:19:07 -0400
5

Level 20 Permanoob

“Asshat”

talala

ding ding dong

lol


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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

Angry hobo Posted:

HI FENK SUP?

Not much.

Sup wit you?


Death Mercha-
nt

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6

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Good TV. Which is weird since it had no sex or drugs.


I LIKE PUTTING DUMB SHOCK IMAGES IN MY SIG

RBK

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

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Judge Judy is superior


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The Peoples -
Court

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Level 6 Re-Re

RBK Posted:

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Judge Judy is superior

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Are you kidding me?

I MADE court TV!

Judy is nothing but a Johnny come lately, ripoff, ****!

enire

Avatar: enire's Avatar
9

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Oooh… Gunther is pretty hot. I’d touch his tra-la-la AND his ding-ding-dong. Especially if he were wearing a FAIL suit.

Oh, FAIL, how I miss you… oh god… mmm… oh, FAIL, I just missed you all over my monitor screen. Excuse me while I get something to clean that up.

EDIT: Erm, I got a bit… distracted by the sentence and forgot to weigh in on the verdict. Basically, as someone who fell for Bear’s prank and now feels really stupid about it, I think I/we should also be punished by Gunther for taking the internet seriously.

enire edited this message on 08/05/2008 10:00PM

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