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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Okay, I’m sure you’re all sick of some people posting crap, same as I am. So here’s the deal:

For every BP you send me, I will ban one character of your choice!

That’s right, you can now ban whoever the **** you want. Pickled male reproductive organbum? SG94? Me? DONE! All for the low, low price of only one BP.

I reserve the right to take up to five days to process your request. Longer if you throw a whole bunch of people at me.

So step right up! Who’s first?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Ronnie Blaze

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50

[Board of Directors]

Level 36 Troll

Please Ignore me! Imagined popularity makes me constantly defend myself, even though no one cares.

ME! Ban SG94


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

SG94, to be banned, payment received. Check.

Next?


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elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

I WOULD ACTUALLY DONATE FOR THIS IF IT WAS REAL


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Ronnie Blaze

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50

[Board of Directors]

Level 36 Troll

Please Ignore me! Imagined popularity makes me constantly defend myself, even though no one cares.

elenaratelimit Posted:

I WOULD ACTUALLY DONATE FOR THIS IF IT WAS REAL

heh idk, its only 1 bp


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elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

Ronnie Blaze Posted:

heh idk, its only 1 bp

For 1bp I demand results. Log in to see images!


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meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

How long would the ban last for? You could ban someone for 1 minute…

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

elenaratelimit Posted:

I WOULD ACTUALLY DONATE FOR THIS IF IT WAS REAL

I’m sorry, why do you think this isn’t real?

Log in to see images! MC Banhammer edited this message on 07/31/2008 3:16PM


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elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

MC Banhammer Posted:

I’m sorry, why do you think this isn’t real?

Because you are a scamming con artist trying to get bp’s… I EXPOSED YOU!


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Laguna

Avatar: 49898 Sun Dec 28 00:52:49 -0500 2008
6

Level 35 Troll

I LOVE LAGUNA. I ALSO LOVE SUCKING FAT male reproductive organS.

elenaratelimit Posted:

For 1bp I demand results. Log in to see images!


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meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

Would you offer a bulk discount for all players in, say, a particular klan, and all related alts?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

See the image I included above. If you can, it’s awfully tiny Log in to see images!


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DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

It’s real. I was banned.


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

SG94 Posted:

It’s real. I was banned.

See?

meeeeeeeeee Posted:

Would you offer a bulk discount for all players in, say, a particular klan, and all related alts?

Well… Okay. Buy 4 bans, get the 5th free!


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elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

short bans, I OBJECT

BP SCAM BP SCAM!

MONEY LOVER!


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meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

MC Banhammer Posted:

Well… Okay. Buy 4 bans, get the 5th free!

That’s a nice discount, but what if I’m looking for something a little bigger scale than that?

How much would it cost to ban everyone?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

elenaratelimit Posted:

short bans, I OBJECT

BP SCAM BP SCAM!

MONEY LOVER!

Hmm… I see your point.

Okay, how about 5 minutes per BP?

meeeeeeeeee Posted:

That’s a nice discount, but what if I’m looking for something a little bigger scale than that?

How much would it cost to ban everyone?

I don’t think you could afford that. Since I have to do everyone manually, and there are over 50K individual users, I’d have to quit my job to have enough time. Meaning you’d have to send me real money too.

Still, if you do buy 50,000+ BP, I’m sure we can work something out…


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Pim Fortuyn

Avatar: 49668 Tue Jan 13 14:04:32 -0500 2009
19

[Lijst Pim Fortuyn]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I was just contacted by a distraught Summergirl_94 who lost a forum visit and broke her 40 run due to my shenanigans. I obviously didn’t think this through. Sorry guys, but this thread is now closed.


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Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

Hm, could I determine the exact moment of the ban? Say the last minute of the dom round? Log in to see images! Amasius edited this message on 07/31/2008 3:48PM


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meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

n00b65 Posted:

I was just contacted by a distraught Summergirl_94 who lost a forum visit and broke her 40 run due to my shenanigans. I obviously didn’t think this through. Sorry guys, but this thread is now closed.

Are you an illegal alt of MC Banhammer? You don’t have the same voting ratio… Log in to see images!

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