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TV Today on THE PEOPLE'S COURT! The case of "too much bumhurt"

The Peoples -
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This is Doug Llewellyn, and welcome to The People’s Court.

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Hi I’m Doug Llewellyn and today on the People’s Court, Judge Wopner will hear a “he said they said” argument over roleplaying in; The case of too much bumhurt.

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I know you’ve been sworn in and I’ve read your complaints.

Monkey in a suit with a gun, you are claiming that at least a few members of Team…whatever they are calling themselves this week, got bumhurt over one of your alts trolling their roleplaying and broke character to troll him back.

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You also claim that Team whatever, is being hypocritical in that they called you out for roleplaying in a manner which was non inclusive and not funny, then proceeded to do the exact same thing themselves.

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Members of Team whatever you are, you are counter claiming that hypocrisy, and that sort of trolling is sort of your schtick, that your klan does a lot of hypocritical things intentionally for lulz.

You are also claiming that people just don’t get TSB and that Monkey in a suit with a gun is just being bumhurt.

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Monkey in a suit with a gun, we’ll start with you.

Now briefly give me your side if the issue.

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Alright, well, I was heading up this klan of spies right? And we got trolled by their klan while trying to roleplay and then when I said something about it, Nanafabulous personjesus said that our roleplaying wasn’t inclusive enough and that we weren’t funny.

So when I saw them doing some non inclusive and in my opinion not funny roleplaying I called them on it.

Well first I trolled them with one of my alts, and they got ****ed about it, then I called them on their hypocrisy.

They are alt revealing, hypocritical fabulous persons!

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Members of Team…whatever breifly tell me your side of things.

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Monkey Fenk has been trying to troll us since he started playing, and he always fails at it.

I told him his RP wasn’t very good and he’s been bumhurt over it ever since.

He’s just jealous of our medals honestly.

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Alright, I will take a short recess and when I come back I will render my verdict.

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When we come back Judge Wopner will decide who is right in the case of too much bumhurt.

The Peoples -
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And we are back with the People’s court.

Judge Wopner will now render his verdict in the case of too much bumhurt.

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I’ve listened to both sides of this complaint and I’ve gone over the dogreat timesents.

Nanafabulous personjesus, or whatever you are calling yourself today, it is true that you said that Monkey in a suit with a gun’s roleplay wasn’t inclusive or funny, and your klan is now doing some Harry Potter roleplay which isn’t inclusive or funny.

You are in fact being hypocritical fabulous persons.

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Monkey in a suit with a gun. Your alts really ought to stop trying to troll, you are not very good at it. And you should stop trolling klan **** YOU.

Telling everyone that klan **** YOU sucks is about as earth shattering as telling everyone that Michael Jackson is a pedophile. WE KNOW ALREADY!

You should be happy that Wild **** is still playing and not banned, because otherwise you would be the most bumhurt player on Forumwarz.

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Odalesque or Ginny Weasley or whoever you are today. You did in fact break character and respond to Balcony Critics trolling, which showed that you too got seriously bumhurt.

Though you were correct that Monkey’s alt had posted that same lame joke before.

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As for the claim that Team whatever they are alt reveals, that is true, and it is very gay, but Monkey, you are one of the worse alt failures in the game. They wouldn’t know who your alts were if you learned how to operate the game.

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Therefore, I am finding for neither party. Team whatever is a bunch of alt revealing hypocritical fabulous persons, but that is as they claim, sort of their thing.

Monkey in a suit with a gun is correct that they were being hypocrites, but he is so tremendously bumhurt about it, that honestly no one cares.

You are both sentenced to shut the hell up, and Odalesque is sentenced to one date with Doug Llewellyn…I think he has a thing for you.

*BANGS THE GAVEL DRAMATICALLY*

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Hi, I’m Doug Llewellyn, and I will now interview the litigants as they make their way out of the courtroom.

Monkey in a suit with a gun, what did you think of Judge Wopners verdict?

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Waaaahhhhh I really hate those Team Shortbus bumholes!

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Compelling!

Nanafabulous personjesus or whoever you are this week, what did you think of Judge Wopners verdict?

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Shut up Doug! I am looking up your voting record to decide if you are funny or not.

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Your argument that hypocrisy is just your thing and that no one understands Team…whatever, didn’t seem to sit well with the judge.

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Want to see my trophies?

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No.

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Want to hear about our incredible fourteen hour raid that got us many scoops?

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No.

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**** you Doug, Team Shortbus…Team Busclub…Team Shortbroom ROOLZ!

UNBAN Pants!

Wait, UNBAN Kraid!

**** what is our official policy this week?

I know, UNBAN AND BAN PANTS AND KRAID!

Oh that’s good I’ll have to write that in our forums, our official policy this week is both ban and unban Pants and Kraid. That’ll mess with their heads!

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Well, that about wraps up the case of too much bumhurt. Next week Judge Wopner will hear the case of Bear, funniest prank evar, or lamest?

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I’m Doug Llewellyn reminding you, don’t get mad; take them to court!

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crayoncakes

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

Hi illegal alt Log in to see images!


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Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

sage


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Round

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Level 16 Permanoob

“/b/tard ”

im glad i got to see wopner i almost missed it. Log in to see images!

Flyting Khan

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Level 5 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Request move to full of win please.


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Tarman

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[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 10 Troll

I AM IN NEED OF A GOOD DOUCHING SINCE I HAVE SAND IN MY VAG!!!!!

mammary glands out, pants down

Overnight to London

Touch down, look around

Everyone’s the same

World wide, air tight

No one’s got a face left to blame

And all we get is…

Dead disco

Dead funk

Dead rock and roll

Remodel

Everything has been done

La la la la la la la la la la


98% of forumgoers have put a statistic like this in their sig. If you are one of the 2% who hasn’t, put this in your sig.

LeFox

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[RULES SO MUCH IT H-
URTS
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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Requesting move to full of won.


FAQ

did you have sex with my bum?

yes lol

why u so awesome?

i donno lol

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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

im bumhurt now..?


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nanalatinoje-
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JUSTICE IN -
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

A++++ would read again.

You’re starting off pretty well, lets hope you don’t turn out to be another balcony critics.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Irascible

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4

[My Balls]

Level 15 Troll

The Duke of Fail

You dumbbum, that IS an alt of Monkey!

Nana, you should realize that MOST good ideas are from Monkey… this game has no originality, ****…


GOOD THING IM SUCH A fabulous person HAHAHA

AND I ****ING HATE YOU fabulous personS

fabulous personS

fabulous personS

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

this is the best thread.


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FAIL

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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

hahahaha

A++

Would read again


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Gunther

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[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
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Level 10 Camwhore

Pleasure Man

The Pleasure Man thinks this thread is very sexy, and full of won.

Gunther requests this thread moved to full of won.

G… gracious

U… uber-cozy

N… natural

T… toyboy

H… hero

E… enjoyable

R… romantic

G… gorgeous U… uber-cool N… nasty T… techy H… hunky E… extravagant R… racey


Be a friend to Günther. Add me

Oh you touch my tralala.

Mm my ding ding dong.

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Champagne! Glamour! Sex! Respect!

Every day is Pleasureman day!

xoxo

**G**

nanalatinoje-
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JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

Irascible Posted:

You dumbbum, that IS an alt of Monkey!

Nana, you should realize that MOST good ideas are from Monkey… this game has no originality, ****…

Regardless of the creator it’s a good thread and a good idea. Instead of copypasting like Balcony Critics was, it was actually innovative with it’s idea.

Also you’re an awful poster.


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AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
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[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

AAHZ approves this thrade may live.

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UNBAN DRUNKENLAZYBASTARD

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

bellatrix lestrange gets you CRUCIATUS IN UR WAND Posted:

Regardless of the creator it’s a good thread and a good idea. Instead of copypasting like Balcony Critics was, it was actually innovative with it’s idea.

Also you’re an awful poster.

only problem was, it was about the same issue they harp about daily.

oh well at least it wasnt direct harping about crap.


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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

i laughed


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US Sports Fan

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Level 4 Troll

“Slightly Unpleasant Individual”

Move to full of won, this was better than last years Superbowl.

This years All Star Game, now ANYTHING is better than that was.

Why can they not figure out how to fix baseball?

Worst run sport in the U.S. Log in to see images!


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Lieutenant S-
lugnuts

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[Gunther and the Su-
nshine Girls fancl-
ub
]

Level 13 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

US Sports Fan should just stfu and get back to sucking my hairy balls. You don’t know what you are talking about

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