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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

I am having an affair with Nanfabulous personjesus!

I told the **** not to say anything because I didn’t want my friends to know I was ****ing her everynight, because she’s ****ing ugly.

But then I remembered I don’t have any friends and I hate everyone, and then I remembered that I have no standards.

Plus Nana keeps crying after sex, saying she hates keeping this secret, she wants to tell everyone how much she is in love with me.

So to shut her the **** up, I am telling the secret now.

Next post I will tell the sordid details of our affair!


Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

She likes to use anal beads, but I make her pull them out because **** that is a nasty bum, I sure as **** don’t want to touch that!

She gets lippy with me all the time, so I use my belt on her, and she likes that.

It’s the only way I can get my male reproductive organ hard enough to **** her, her face makes me want to throw up.

But I like using my belt on her, it gets me rock hard.

Sometime she wants to snuggle after sex, or even try to tell me she loves me, and I have to punch her in the face.

I DON’T WANT TO! She MAKES me do that to her.

I have told her a hundred times I don’t want to snuggle with her, she is too ****ing old. And I told her to NEVER EVER say the love word to me, but she cries and does it anyway sometimes, so I have to hit her.

Nana babe, it’s for your own good I hurt you, keep your yap shut and I won’t have to anymore!


Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

So now the truth is out Nana, so stop ****ing crying you know how that ****es me off!

And later tonight I want a beer and a blowjob.


InaneAnomaly

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2

Level 22 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Well ****.


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

forumwarz was so much better without you


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

tl;dc


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

LOL I think nana aka Steve tricked you.

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

n00Biff Posted:

LOL I think nana aka Steve tricked you.

You mean like you tricked me? Log in to see images!


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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

i knew it all along but didnt want to spill the beans


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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

winner of the monstrously bumhurt and paranoid homogay game!






Nana is p. hot actually. Log in to see images!


ilu man

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Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

i knew it all along but didnt want to spill the beans

You **** YOU ****ers have been watching us? Not bad.

Did you get any video tape of me in action? I want a copy!

Heat Seeking Moisture Missile edited this message on 07/17/2008 11:31PM

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Janie Posted:

You mean like you tricked me? Log in to see images!

Yes I am a woman.

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

n00Biff Posted:

Yes I am a woman.

I just thought you were pre-op. Damn.


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Janie Posted:

I just thought you were pre-op. Damn.

Only when I’m trolling Conservative Christian Forums.

Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

n00Biff Posted:

Only when I’m trolling Conservative Christian Forums.

So wait, now I’m confused. Do you or do you not have a manmuscle?


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Biff is the most manly of men! Log in to see images!

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

n00Biff Posted:

Biff is the most womanly of men!

THERE YA GO FIXD, NO CHARGE THIS TIME HOMOfabulous person


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nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

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4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

this is worse than the time when fenk was jealous of how good i was at domination and so then made a crappy thread that thinly disguised his jealously and rage

also i am posting this from the future, because he’s going to do this multiple times before he starts roleplaying as a monkey spy again


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Wait, fenk is a monkey spy? And you are Steve? And Biff is a post/pre womanly man?

It’s like I missed my favorite soap opera for a whole week and have no hope of ever understanding anything ever again. Log in to see images!


Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. Log in to see images!

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

timeline of event:

kpc form

kpc trolled into nonexistence

kpc members try to roleplay

orb got hack

roleplay fails

kpc reform

future hack fo orb (?)

kpc bumhurt and still can’t play domination


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