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Evil Trout Parental units are trying to kick me out

Ronnie Blaze

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[Board of Directors]

Level 36 Troll

Please Ignore me! Imagined popularity makes me constantly defend myself, even though no one cares.

my parental units upstairs or as normal people call them my parents told me that i need to find a job and get my own place! WTF it has taken me 47 years to get the basement just the way i want it and now this crap!


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
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Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Get out your Star Trek technical manual, arrange for parents to have lethal “accident.” Problem solved.

ps take out a cheap life insurance policy on them first

Ronnie Blaze

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[Board of Directors]

Level 36 Troll

Please Ignore me! Imagined popularity makes me constantly defend myself, even though no one cares.

ahh yes i was considering poisoning there food… good call on the life insurance i didnt think about that


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enire

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[70 Character Story-
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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

You might want to go over their will with them first. It would be horrible to go to all the work of arranging an accident only to have the house go to an obnoxious sibling — or worse, a half-sibling you didn’t even know you had.


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Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

Life insurance should be taken out at least 2 years before the “accident” to avoid any suspicion of foul play.


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elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

They’re probably just mad because you used the internet for 40 hours in a row [again]. Isn’t this like the 67th time they threaten to kick you out? They will settle down soon enough once their anger pbumes. Just try to lay low with using the computer so much.


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amaranthus

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[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I have some expertise in botany, particularly in the extraction and preparation of alkaloids and other active compounds from plants. This knowledge may prove to be… helpful to you in resolving matters with your parents. Please let me know if you are interested in discussing these matters further. Perhaps we could arrive at a mutually beneficial agreement.


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Ronnie Blaze

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[Board of Directors]

Level 36 Troll

Please Ignore me! Imagined popularity makes me constantly defend myself, even though no one cares.

enire Posted:

You might want to go over their will with them first. It would be horrible to go to all the work of arranging an accident only to have the house go to an obnoxious sibling — or worse, a half-sibling you didn’t even know you had.

that is a good point, i have heard stories thru the vents at night about how much my father slept around, i wouldn’t be surprised if that were true

Echuu Posted:

Life insurance should be taken out at least 2 years before the “accident” to avoid any suspicion of foul play.

SOB!.. yay dont need it coming back to me somehow..

elenaratelimit Posted:

They’re probably just mad because you used the internet for 40 hours in a row [again]. Isn’t this like the 67th time they threaten to kick you out? They will settle down soon enough once their anger pbumes. Just try to lay low with using the computer so much.

you are right it seems to be a bi-monthly thing lately, but my internet usage shouldnt matter i give them all the Free AOL 9,000,000 Hour cds i get in the mail..


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elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

Ronnie Blaze Posted:

you are right it seems to be a bi-monthly thing lately, but my internet usage shouldnt matter i give them all the Free AOL 9,000,000 Hour cds i get in the mail..

I’ve been there… I know how you feel. I say “Mom, Dad – the internet is far more interactive and stimulating than TV WHICH YOU WATCH ALL THE TIME,” but it doesn’t seem to make a dent into the parental units mental density.

What helps me is pretending I am playing solitaire when I really am using the internet… if they catch me playing that they don’t seem to mind as much. Parents… Log in to see images!


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Threaten to kill yourself. They’ll back off. Trust me.


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Ronnie Blaze

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[Board of Directors]

Level 36 Troll

Please Ignore me! Imagined popularity makes me constantly defend myself, even though no one cares.

Janie Posted:

Threaten to kill yourself. They’ll back off. Trust me.

ill give that a shot next time that start there gibber jabber… its been quite so far today.. haunt heard much movement from upstairs.. could it be the calm before the storm? i hope not


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