amaranthus Posted:

Wait, now wh-who… who is this kid?

I don’t know why Monkey doesn’t do something about the security here.

OK, um, everyone? Yeah, um… maybe now isn’t such a good time for the garden. JANIE, for the love of ****ing Christ don’t ****ing touch that ****. Serously, you’re… you’re just like that stupid re-re kid you hang around with. Always ****ing touching everyth—

HOLY ****! Noturnal, what are you doing with that! THOSE ARE PRECISION INSTRUMENTS, not your dad’s disposable razors. You’ll mess everyth—

****, sorry guys. Look, I don’t know why you’re so upset with each other, and I don’t mean to offend you or chase you away, it’s just… well, this is a difficult time for me, you know? Gentlemen… the leader of our organization… well, anyways, there’s been a death. And I’ve learned some rather unsettling things that I’d rather not talk about right now.

Look, go home you guys. Just… go home. Let me do my work. Thank you both for everything you’ve done for me lately. You’re both very kind.

And…kid? Yeah, you… Ash? Just… forget everything you saw here today, ok? This is no place for kids.

I’m going to pretend you didn’t say anything bad about Eirairaianna, because I know it’s just stress talking.

Maybe you’d feel better if you talked about it. I know that always helps me. I’ll tell you a secret in exchange, if it helps.

Ash won’t hurt anything. He’s cool. Seriously.

Ash Ketchum Posted:

Do you have any cool Pokemon?

Umm…is this one?

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amaranthus Posted:

Wait, now wh-who… who is this kid?

I don’t know why Monkey doesn’t do something about the security here.

OK, um, everyone? Yeah, um… maybe now isn’t such a good time for the garden. JANIE, for the love of ****ing Christ don’t ****ing touch that ****. Serously, you’re… you’re just like that stupid re-re kid you hang around with. Always ****ing touching everyth—

HOLY ****! Noturnal, what are you doing with that! THOSE ARE PRECISION INSTRUMENTS, not your dad’s disposable razors. You’ll mess everyth—

****, sorry guys. Look, I don’t know why you’re so upset with each other, and I don’t mean to offend you or chase you away, it’s just… well, this is a difficult time for me, you know? Gentlemen… the leader of our organization… well, anyways, there’s been a death. And I’ve learned some rather unsettling things that I’d rather not talk about right now.

Look, go home you guys. Just… go home. Let me do my work. Thank you both for everything you’ve done for me lately. You’re both very kind.

And…kid? Yeah, you… Ash? Just… forget everything you saw here today, ok? This is no place for kids.

Lighten up a bit. It’s not like I have AIDs or anything. And I happen to think Eirainana is quite intelligent for her age and a re-re.

Noturnal_Heartache Posted:

Did you seee? Janie? Did you see it?? I did it for you.

I do see. It’s barely bleeding, though. If you meant it, you’d have dug deeper. Oh, why do I bother. He’s never going to notice me anyway. Just these dumb plants and this stupid…intrigue or whatever the hell it is. I should have stayed at the hos…the spa.

Janie Posted:

I do see. It’s barely bleeding, though. If you meant it, you’d have dug deeper. Oh, why do I bother. He’s never going to notice me anyway. Just these dumb plants and this stupid…intrigue or whatever the hell it is. I should have stayed at the hos…the spa.

I did mean it! But he had a cow and took the thing away from me. How rude.

Why don’t you just…sit on his plants or something so he has no choice but to notice you.

Noturnal_Heartache Posted:

I did mean it! But he had a cow and took the thing away from me. How rude.

Why don’t you just…sit on his plants or something so he has no choice but to notice you.

You’re helping me? You didn’t try to steal him? I get everything wrong. I should just go home. I’m sorry about the boots and the death threats and everything. Why would a cool guy like that notice me anyway? Hey, Ash. Wanna go rob a toy store with me?

Noturnal_Heartache Posted:

I told you, I’m not interested in him.

Sit in his plants! Do it! He’ll notice you for sure!

Oh god please don’t replace me as your friend.

Oh, you can come steal stuff, too. The more the merrier. Hah. I need a bunch of Barbie Dolls to rip their heads off for a thing I’m doing. Besides, you’re the only friend I have. Who else would put up with me?

Noturnal_Heartache Posted:

I told you, I’m not interested in him.

Sit in his plants! Do it! He’ll notice you for sure!

Oh god please don’t replace me as your friend.

WHAT — NO! DON’T SIT IN MY PLANTS! ****!

Seriously, guys… most of them are potentially toxic, and quite a few of them are poisonous on contact. I don’t want to have you getting sick and have to explain it to your parents… or Monkey, for that matter.

Look, I don’t know what little drama is playing out between you two, but I’m sure it doesn’t concern me. Just… leave my plants alone, okay? And my lab.

Ohhhhh. What are these plants?

Hey, Noturnal, are you itching all over? What the hell is he growing in there?