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Pumpkin The Calm Before The Storm

Inspector Gu-
mshoe

Avatar: Inspector Gumshoe's Avatar

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

It was a hot, humid night on the streets of Mapsterdale, a city that hides its secrets well and its matters of public record better. The kind of hot night that makes everyone too crazy to care and too tired to do anything about it. Robots, rampaging robots walked the streets, bumaulting random pbumerby. Demons and male reproductive organatrice-freaks held parley on the casual matter of the future of mankind, and Inspector Gumshoe of the Gentlemens Club enjoyed his cigarette.

He had a feeling that over the next week, the next couple of weeks, things would be going from crazy to homicidal psychopathic. It was this feeling that kept him awake. It kept him trying to find the connection. Brainfreeze was suspected of murder. It was an obvious frame-up, but they were building an army. Why? Murderousness was, well, murdered on a public highway. An obvious bid for attention. Why? What did anyone have to gain by killing INCIT addicts… nobodies, really. What did anyone have to gain by sending the robots into a revolt that could eventually destroy even themselves- he doubted any of them truly had the foresight to plan out their energy consumption into the deep future. All of this had been set up… everyone on the scene was a patsy in one way, shape or form. He could feel it. But why? Who stands to gain?

For now, Inspector Gumshoe was left with his smoke and his unanswered questions and the unbearable heat. Soon, the future would be cold.

Inspector Gumshoe edited this message on 07/05/2008 4:03AM

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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

i didn’t think it would get this gay


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

i was wrong


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

hold up a sec veer is telling me to stop ****ing


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Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

gigerth’s hate of this thread made me read it and i enjoyed reading it


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

nevermind, it’s still gay


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Death Mercha-
nt

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Seems you usually are Gigerth.


I LIKE PUTTING DUMB SHOCK IMAGES IN MY SIG

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

hey died how is it going

what other alts are you up to


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gigerth Posted:

nevermind, it’s still gay

Oh please save us all from this Monstrous Homogay Candyfabulous person, if anyone can it’s you!

sung to the tune of “The Candyman”

Who can save a thread, from turning into gay?

The Candyfabulous person, can the Candyfabulous person can!

Monkey in a suit with a gun edited this message on 07/05/2008 4:20AM

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Death Mercha-
nt

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Uhhh, you do know you were in the IRC when I told who I was…

How is revealing what I revealed revealing anything at all?

Seriously Gigerth, new material please all I hear is “KPC” and “We know your alt.” I suppose the clever thing isn’t your game.


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

watch out here comes the gentlemen’s club to defend their horrible rp

by the way candyfabulous person shouldn’t be capitalized. thanks


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

revealing alts is fantastic i recommend


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

hold up a second, i’ll give you folks 20 bp to tell me all of your alts


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Death Mercha-
nt

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Oh I bet it is, maybe you guys should actually find an alt to reveal that the owner didn’t already say. I bet its even more fun than just relaying messages.


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gigerth Posted:

watch out here comes the gentlemen’s club to defend their horrible rp

by the way candyfabulous person shouldn’t be capitalized. thanks

Thanks for correcting me weeaboo!

If you hadn’t told me, I would have just gone on blindly spelling candyfabulous person wrong!

You sure saved me from looking stupid!


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
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[Team Shortbus]

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i was jealous so i changed his title

Death Merchant Posted:

Oh I bet it is, maybe you guys should actually find an alt to reveal that the owner didn’t already say. I bet its even more fun than just relaying messages.

take up my offer


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted:

Thanks for correcting me weeaboo!

If you hadn’t told me, I would have just gone on blindly spelling candyfabulous person wrong!

You sure saved me from looking stupid!

i wish to one day become an anime and start horrible roleplays myself would you care to teach me you seem like a master


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gigerth Posted:

i wish to one day become an anime and start horrible roleplays myself would you care to teach me you seem like a master

I don’t watch anime, I’m not a little kid like you sorry can’t help.


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Death Mercha-
nt

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Sure, I’ll list my characters for that amount of BP. Too bad you’re lying about it.


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted:

I don’t watch anime, I’m not a little kid like you sorry can’t help.

you probably should i think it would help you cope with your mental disorders


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