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This thread is a metaphor.sdgrbbum09 Posted:
i wlill repeap more slowly
sinnce im the samrtst wone her im going to explian to you abotu a history lesson of thie orgigin of gramar and wortds
back in 1755 thera is prendidnt of americn cal Abrama Lincin and hes a tall guy hes so tal hwen he was like 10 yares old he was a lumbr jack who cut down al thr trees in his vilage and when htye ask who did it he said “im not going to lie it waws me so your owe me 50 dollr per tree and anothr 250 for the takaway srvice.”
so he bgin his forture and psent million of dolr riasing money to run for prensdnt. but ther was a problm oyu couldnt have a propr compain without signs and postres and bumpr sitckers so he inventing some wordls and the promper way to use them call “emaciaiton proclobation” 9i took muy time speling that one out very cliarly)
basicnly what this imenas is he cna hire black conductors on is udnerground rali roads and his very first conduter was harriet tubnamn and she was a fat plabck mammy. others to folow would me marting luthering and malcomb x. and theing to heat things up he was always ina top hat.
so he used this railreod to dilvery the litreratiure that would expalin how to use gramr and speling the right way and as l;uch he freed the slaves form blidding all the pyraminds in mexinco and now hes on your money so just so yu know thats what its all about (view post) |
06/12/2010 |
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This thread is a metaphor.sinnce im the samrtst wone her im going to explian to you abotu a history lesson of thie orgigin of gramar and wortds
back in 1755 thera is prendidnt of americn cal Abrama Lincin and hes a tall guy hes so tal hwen he was like 10 yares old he was a lumbr jack who cut down al thr trees in his vilage and when htye ask who did it he said “im not going to lie it waws me so your owe me 50 dollr per tree and anothr 250 for the takaway srvice.” so he bgin his forture and psent million of dolr riasing money to run for prensdnt. but ther was a problm oyu couldnt have a propr compain without signs and postres and bumpr sitckers so he inventing some wordls and the promper way to use them call “emaciaiton proclobation” 9i took muy time speling that one out very cliarly) basicnly what this imenas is he cna hire black conductors on is udnerground rali roads and his very first conduter was harriet tubnamn and she was a fat plabck mammy. others to folow would me marting luthering and malcomb x. and theing to heat things up he was always ina top hat. so he used this railreod to dilvery the litreratiure that would expalin how to use gramr and speling the right way and as l;uch he freed the slaves form blidding all the pyraminds in mexinco and now hes on your money so just so yu know thats what its all about (view post) |
06/12/2010 |
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wtf is this nintendo?im rpathy much htbe best at player in pmpkemon evry so shutp i like girls and your porbaly a gay for not loving agirls so if she wantsoto be aprofessional pokrmon thne liet her i say because im gona likc her pusy and your ngong to be busyr jerkingoff to ghatstly. (that s amoale pokenron c uz your gay for ahs kechjm) (view post) |
06/12/2010 |
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ITT: We post the ways Canada is inferior to the United States.heares a picture of the amreicn presindeynt who is name OBRAMA HOOSAIN BARBAMA and hes ****JNG RIMPPED WIHT MUSCLE AN HCE CAN FINGT ALL THE BED GYS IN EL QAYDA> so **** aoAUY suddum haesain!
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and ahers a picutes of a whoerver is priem minstr of candadad because nobdy literlay nknwos who theis guy is whor whats his name ihad to gllge it wihtout aname to get his pictur so who knows but whats id o nknwo ithat he is a erribl presndent and hsi also pabd at evyerhthing obarma is good at (vevry thing.)
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06/12/2010 |
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Welcome back, Tubs!yours all abounch of gfabulous persongt lovign male reproductive organ sfinffers. butsweety is a losrs who cnat play but the ruels so hes a loser and a chet. **** your al. (view post) |
06/09/2010 |
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Welcome back, Tubs!iw as abotuy to aks whos htsi tubs ipesrson its bcust i realised i dontf ocukng care because hes fabulous personysweeed shef and thats ****ing gay enough for m emto knwo i thate what a flcukign lsoer he is. anyorne who is ahpy hes back cane eat a baggage of dilodo ****s. (view post) |
06/07/2010 |
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There's 12 male reproductive organs on a wallmbake it a bakrers dosen and we goat yourslef a dell. (view post) |
06/05/2010 |
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trjue strory. i tellit liike its is.tdoday hasn new truie story thsi oen is prtyy much the most shocking thing yoru evre going to read batou on the internt. so gut ****ing rieady.
your pobarbly awre that chewning gum ins not from this plante because its so weird roight? wel i know abotu its real origns and i am goin to epxlin the story today baout how gum becaje party of your lifecultre.
chewnig gum is form earht. i iwll let this sink oyu fora minute.
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ok hiow is this a possble since its afrom not this plant? well ti will tlell you how. your cprobably like conruse as hall hell righ tnow and thats ok . bec alm i iwll explian it to you.
over s700 yearv ago thers weas a metoir that hit this plantet in the europe riegino. it was a meroet made otu entirely out of chewning gum. some prave men tok a parts of it and chewin it in hsi mouth he realising its a great invintion. so he discuovers how to plnats it in to you tground to make gum tres and then is how the wrevolotion of gum bagen. whtas instersting is that evriong just asumign that metores = outs sprace = another palnet. but its the wrong wya to thinkg.
whtas real happjing is that hwen it was dioscver by mr. rwigleys and mr. dobble mint that cheiwning gum makes you enjoyed your motuh. they were ont osomething so big they hav to make sure itso nt form this planet or elsei they are pantent infringing. on coprihrights. so its not form earht ovboiusly so they cam patnent it themself.
whtas the true you aks?
its from eahtr. like i said before. but!
not ours earht. its knwo as a parallol dmension and its the sapne planet on oyu smae solr ssytem just in a nother world jstu the same as this wione with smal diferents. on this plnaet another men made gum fomr drilling deop onto the eorths core and finding a hgue reserve of gum. they salso have more betrter technoglogy on this eahrt and they new htis was sooo good gum they had to ship it o other erhats. so theyd id they made big wad balls of it huge as ametor and balsht it into ourbit and cros the dmiensional paddox fields thorugh a fluxwarp star. this up on entinrg oyur deminsino crash lands on earht.
os its just not fomr our rearth because its another dimensino.
HOW DO IT KNOW THIS? wel beside so smart being i am allso ben to this ltoher deminsion first hadnd. btu thats annother story for a difernt day. god bye (view post) |
06/05/2010 |
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Shii hun. Just to let you know, you're invited.Nobody Owens Posted:
your flidn lisa probaoly is fat. i am not azombei im nto into vodoo like yourj emo bol**** gravyrad loser frineds. (view post) |
06/04/2010 |
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Shii hun. Just to let you know, you're invited.Professor Commie PhD Posted:
mroe like your clrearly a deer ****r and simpothizng. im sory for ylour torubel. (view post) |
06/04/2010 |
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trjue strory. i tellit liike its is.alrkihgt since im nsoo muhc samart than oyu heers a thread i can use to teathc you all thisn smart hting i know abotu awdn its a lto soget a book ready or some paper or soemthing thsi is going ot be a long rid.e
firsty up iwll be the facst about sex. i will slist them as best i can epxlian to you dumb rbains.
1. its fel ogold 2. its when a bg male reproductive organ (on ah boy) goes onto the insdies of a girls pusy 3. whats happend next is magic on your jizz maker to gro crazy and shproot eveyroene 4. someotimes its can go intoside her buthole 5. tist look good and squish up godo but dont do nothinb useflu to your big pensi 6- clits areo a thing on top orf her pusy like ahat but its made otu of w a tiny male reproductive organ to flickr 7. gril do not sqirt great times like on the intrsent its a foake if they doo its just pee epe so be like geta diaper **** unles yuor int o pee e on you 8. fat gilr do ont provid more pushing cushing but do provide bgirr bobs if like them 9. if a fatr girl has smoall bobs toell her shes brokn and doing evyrhing in her life wron.g 10l, frnch kisng is bronig plus her motuhs belong on your beig male reproductive organ more on this alter 11. put yorh big peins in her mouth 12. tis clalld blowing jobs and thye are fell godo sometine bentter thna sex 13. something mpagical hapnes onto the inside of omutsh that mekaese your big male reproductive organ jizz sproay evyerowhere 14. gay pens is sitll gay so dont usckng on it unles yur a gay and nsayd you dont have a psuy hole 15. lube up shtis feel good 16. 2 in the sitnk won in the pink is bonrig plsu your hands smell poo 17. fkuc pmad bithcd 18. condoems fare for gays fabulous personhs and losers doint use htem 19. jerkgni off is god proactice but it feels way ****rier than real sex 20. dont let her cop otus with a ahnd job at least stuff htat **** in her mout 21. bleedy woman's genitals weke s liek free lube just take a hsower after werard 22.. eatin peussy hole (lickgin on it withr your mouth) is a ocool thing i guess (hut why?) 23. prbobyl just doing anyeon under 18 is dum because listin up heres a true story. they dontk now what they doind and it ****ing sucks **** a real wonen 25. rapes p fuc lame ur a fabulous person ofor nnot getting pusy on your ownmerti 25. i know enjoy is ap togh thing to do so its got some meritfsbut they are lsoer merits ltslmore to lern baout sex but im nt gonia to teach you all of it on wone day. og oet some pusys (view post) |
06/04/2010 |
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Shii hun. Just to let you know, you're invited.hwehen i was a oyuonger man i woas told hthe story fo a scaryhg man knwos at hte deerman. and hes a longo linfe of a familiy of deermnen and hteyare all in a tribe of deres that hunt and stlalk the knight and they will frind you and heres the ascry party its when htey findoyu aloen in the woods they will draunk your blodd because its how theys stay in shape form shifted of the human shspae. otherswis e the lingend tells that yor gona see them turn back intoyou r knwon aas a deer.
os heres what happesn they might be sen walking aorund but have a deer head onahamun budy andwhat happens next is htey need yo dirnk your bloods and they will use your dnea to shape back to just a nromal lookin human ybut on the insdie they are htinking deer thoughts.
pretty scaredy right so hers what you need to know. do nto feeed a ddeer it might bight your hand because it you wnat s your blood ot o tunr back human again to get lots of haumn woman's genitals becuase i know this form expeirnce that deer pusy suck.s (view post) |
06/04/2010 |
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wtf is tihs ****on scecon thoahgt i thnki liaek you alot lest be high five rbuds. (view post) |
06/04/2010 |
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wtf is tihs ****more llike dogmeat loafl. your sutupid. atea abag of sthit nikcles. (view post) |
06/04/2010 |
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WLKCOOME TO MY THARED.taht was a sleriosly week troll. your not vary gdood at htis in**** thing aroe you? (view post) |
06/04/2010 |
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A challenger appears...orogingal poastr shoudol iclude the nes ostory for evyerone http://www.wtop.com/?nid=105&sid=1970897 (view post) |
06/02/2010 |
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WLKCOOME TO MY THARED.haollolhaololhoaholhol
ist it jsut me ord oes thsi guy typres reaaly bad liek so boad its prrtty hadrd to raed it? ilike man,s ometime i makes a typos but he users bad gramar and stuf.
sir. youra not a smrat one liek me. atlall. (view post) |
06/01/2010 |
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WLKCOOME TO MY THARED.uRAWR Posted:
tdard (view post) |
05/31/2010 |
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WLKCOOME TO MY THARED.its aparyt grate thriad thanks for oyur support and cirticism your al very uselful and improtnt to my cause and my c ause is thta nobel causr and tisab basicaly a ddescriptino of my theshis that iman very wel be the smarting person alongi the world na nd your all provide suprot to my study taonks. (view post) |
05/31/2010 |
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WLKCOOME TO MY THARED.this shoald jsut bea AMA thred like on redit whic hmeans AMA is an acorbat for “Axsk Me Anhthig” so do that. and aimw proboboly anaswer you withing some tim.e. (view post) |
05/30/2010 |