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ITT: WE DECIDE WHAT 7VD WILL DO NEXT

MC Banhammer Posted:

Kick FalconFour.

Then boot him from the klan.

Then kick him again.

AGREED!

UNBAN FINGERZ

What was so bad about Fingerz post? Thats the stupidest thing I’ve ever seen

wanted: X-Mas present for a WoW-junkie

The thing he needs more than books, or sweaters it to get laid…buy him a cheap hooker.

CONTEST: Slash fiction, Forumwarz style! 8 BP up for grabs + Unique E-Peen!!!!!

Mister_bum Posted:

Phew. Just in time. I feel secretly ashamed of doing this. But all for that shiny custom e-peen.

-THE 7 VIBRATING DOLDOES enjoy PARTY-

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It was late night on the 7 Vibrating Doldoes Super-Sekrit Forum. Seven men gathered in a circle around another man who was kneeling and tied.

That man was me, Mister_bum.

You see, last month I joined the 7 Vibrating Doldoes. They were very nice guys, however, they constantly teased me on how I was a “flacid”, a newbie member who had not gone through the initiation.

That night was my initiation.

“So, is the new guy ready?”, a tall man with a falcon mask asked the rest. He was FalconFour, one of the leaders of 7 Vibrating Doldoes.

“Dunno. He’d better be, otherwise, well yanno.”, a black man with no nose replied. He was Fingerz, yet another important guy from the klan.

Four, Fingerz and the rest of the klansmen gathered around me and stripped me of my shirt, glbumes and pants, leaving me only in my underwear.

Fingerz then ripped them off, leaving me naked, tied and kneeling in front of the upperklansmen.

FalconFour then told them, “Ready?”

The klansmen said nothing, instead pulling a doldoe from their robes.

FalconFour did the same and moved behind me, shoving the doldoe inside my rectum. When it went in, it started to vibrate.

“1 vibrating doldoe.”

Fingerz then inserted the doldoe he held in.

“2 vibrating doldoes.”

The others proceeded to do the same.

“3, 4, 5 vibrating doldoes.”

There were only two doldoes left.

At that time, my bum was completely stuffed, and I was screaming in pain. I felt my sphincter was gonna break. It was painful like you have no idea.

FalconFour walked in front of me and scoffed.

“I hate when newbies scream. I’m gonna have to silence you.” And as he said that, he unzipped his fly, shoving his erect male reproductive organ in my mouth.

The last two doldoes were then put inside my bum in a long and painful process. FalconFour’s giant male reproductive organ almost made me vomit, and the 7 vibrating doldoes were making my bum bleed. I couldn’t anymore. I was about to faint, when FalconFour shot his load in my mouth and ordered Fingerz and co. to pull the doldoes out.

They untied me. I was exhausted and in pain, though, so I could do nothing but to drop nearly unconscious on the floor.

The 7 klansmen then left, but not before Fingerz told me: “We’re making a vanilla raid tomorrow, buddy. Hope ya saved some forum visits!”

I lifted my hand a made a thumbs-up before blacking out, knowing I finally was a true doldoe, after having 7 of them shoved inside my bum.

-END-

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yayz to the game thats helped me waste countless hours of my life I could have spent curing cancer or masterbating! Huzzah!

Halloween Costume Ideas?

Go as the period fairy. You get to *bling* girls on the womb.

We NEED iRAWR!

Who’s AKK? I haven’t heard anything form this guy, though I don’t spend any time on here anymore.

We NEED iRAWR!

Nicco Posted:

flamebate was never funny

lies.

Your Favorite Games of all time

Log in to see images! Fable (casn’t wait for the secvond one this October)

Castle Crashers

All the old school Mario games

DK Country

Firefox

Post Here If You Are NOT an iRAWR alt

I don’t think I am but lately I have an uncontrollable desire to post bad threads and be an all around douche bag….is iRAWR contagious?