Post the greatest lines from the greatest movies ever made.

Here is mine:

Wade- “You got served!”

from You got Served (2004)

“Obviously you’re not a golfer” – The Big Lebowski

“If the milk turns out to be sour, I ain’t the kinda woman's genitals to drink it.” – Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

“It is going to get wet in here tonight. Lace your boots up kiddies.” – Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon

“Did you think your song and dance and your superstition would help you, Eli? I am the Third Revelation! I am who the Lord has chosen!” – There Will Be Blood

“You want justice, go to a whorehouse. You wanna get ****ed, go to court. ” – Primal Fear

FAIL Posted:

“Did you think your song and dance and your superstition would help you, Eli? I am the Third Revelation! I am who the Lord has chosen!” – There Will Be Blood

Plainview: You’re not the chosen brother, Eli. It was Paul who was chosen. You see, he found me and told me about your land. You’re just a fool.

Eli Sunday: Why are you talking about Paul? Don’t say this to me.

Plainview: I did what your brother couldn’t. I broke you and I beat you. It was Paul who told me about you. He’s the prophet. He’s the smart one. He knew what was there and he found me to take it out of the ground, and you know what the funny thing is? Listen… listen… listen… I paid him ten thousand dollars, cash in hand, just like that. He has his own company now. A prosperous little business. Three wells producing. Five thousand dollars a week.

[Eli cries]

Plainview: Stop crying, you sniveling bum! Stop your nonsense. You’re just the afterbirth, Eli.

Eli Sunday: No…

Plainview: You slithered out of your mother’s filth.

Eli Sunday: No.

Plainview: They should have put you in a glbum jar on a mantlepiece. Where were you when Paul was suckling at your mother’s teat? Where were you? Who was nursing you, poor Eli- one of Bandy’s sows? That land has been had. Nothing you can do about it. It’s gone. It’s had. You lose.

“The hammer is my male reproductive organ.”

There is no spoon – The Matrix.

“This is me taking control of my life. What the **** have you done lately?” – Wanted

“It’s survival of the fittest, Max, and we’ve got the ****ing gun.” – Pi

“We got a blown transformer!” – Transformers

“Black? That’s the worst color there is.” – The Simpsons Movie

“Remember those posters that said, “Today is the first day of the rest of your life”? Well, that’s true of every day but one – the day you die.” – American Beauty

“I hope they are watching… they’ll see. They’ll see and they’ll know, and they’ll say, “Why, she wouldn’t even harm a fly…”” – Psycho

“Please sir, I want some more..”

”MOAR???”

never stop dreamin because dreams are the currency of imagination- Charlie I. Sheen

if you can eat a pie you can feed a child- Charlie I. Sheen

soar with eagles swim with dolphins and **** the wind for that is what those who do dare dare to do- Charlie I. Sheen

Do you know what “nemesis” means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an ‘orrible woman's genitals… me.

Brick Top – The Legend

And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it’s no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a ****head. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies’ digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don’t want to go sievin’ through pig ****, now do you? They will go through bone like bumer. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, “as greedy as a pig”.

tl;dr

“in my world,everyone’s a pony, and they all eat rainbows and poop bumerflies”

kaite, hornton heerz a hoo