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	LAGUNA SELLS THE BEST enjoy IN TOWN! It’s the best enjoy you’ll ever have. Seriously, you should get some. All it costs is ONE testicle, and it doesn’t have to be yours. You can read my full testimonials here: http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/10283 (view post)	07/15/2008
	FAIL makes avatars for you! Testimonial: FAIL makes not only amazing avatars and sigs, but also great illustrations for your threads. Example here. (view post)	07/15/2008
	Laguna enjoy [And thank-you to FAIL, whose art made this story possible. Visit his thread here, and commission some for yourself.] (view post)	07/15/2008
	Laguna enjoy The first enjoy was so spectacular, I had to purchase a second… and a third… But for these rapes I wanted something different. Not that Laguna in a silky FAIL suit was anything less than stellar, but this time, I would wear the FAIL suit, and Laguna would dress as me. I would be both giver and receiver of the enjoy, both myself and FAIL at once. I would encapsulate perfect lovmeaking in one, imperfect body. I sent Laguna the instructions along with the payment: I would wear the FAIL suit and hang out under the bleachers at the local amusement park. Laguna, as me, would show up when I least expected it. When the FAIL suit arrived, I could hardly believe how well it fit. The silky fabric clung to me like a second skin. I slid up the zipper and was amazed, once again, at how it seemed to disappear into the folds of the fabric. This Laguna operates a clbumy outfit. Log in to see images! I looked at myself in the mirror, and seeing only FAIL, could hardly resist the urge to touch myself. “Wait,” I whispered, “enire, you must wait.” I walked down to the amusement park, holding my head high, waving at pbumersby who thought I was the real FAIL. Men blushed; women swooned. Small children ran to hug me. Eventually, I reached the park. The bleachers were just as I had remembered them: worn, dusty, carved and scribbled with the initials of lovers long gone. Log in to see images! I found my way underneath… Log in to see images! ...picked a spot… Log in to see images! ...and waited… Log in to see images! ...and waited. Log in to see images! **! Where the hell was Laguna? Hours had pbumed… clearly I’d been ripped off. I looked down at myself in the FAIL suit and wept. I tried touching myself, but the motivation was gone. Forlorn, I trudged home. No longer wishing to face the throngs of FAIL’s admirers, I slunk through the back alleys. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images!** Suddenly, I heard a voice: Hello, FAIL… ***. Another of FAIL’s admirers. Apparently, even hobos loved the guy. I wanted to rip off that damn suit and throw it in a dumpster, but I hadn’t even had the forethought to bring a change of clothes. It’s quite dark in this alley, isn’t it…?* Oh my, look…you dropped a penny…maybe you should bend over and get it. What the hell? I looked down. Log in to see images! Well, I hadn’t dropped it, but I figured I might as well pick it up. Maybe my luck would change. It certainly couldn’t get any worse. I bent over, and then the thought hit me, “How could he have seen that from over the—-” I stood up partway, turned to look behind me. There he was: Log in to see images! “Holy **! It’s me! What the… OH, SHI—” Log in to see images!** OH GOD. OH GOD, OH GOD, OH GOD!!! I came again and again and again. Then, as suddenly as he had appeared, Laguna was gone. Deeply sated, I limped home in the now-torn and bloodied FAIL suit, lit a cigarette, and sighed. Thank-you Laguna. Once again, I am a satisfied customer. (view post)	07/15/2008
	IDC Colour Options Janie Posted: Shall I point out that you can add all the colors you want, but since huge chunks of hours pbum with nobody chatting, you won’t see them much anyway? One’s colour in IDC is the same as colour in INCIT. I used to play INCIT a lot, but I had to stop because the shame of having such a terrible colour for my name has become too much of a burden. Janie, thank-you for your support. (view post)	07/14/2008
	INCIT really needs the ability Moderating INCIT would be more trouble than it’s worth, IMO. Having a full set of ASCII characters available, however, would improve the game. (view post)	07/14/2008
	What the ** is Bruce Bear doing in Vegas? ShadyPixels Posted:** ITT: Evil Trout is confused about his sexuality One night with FAIL has that effect on a person. (view post)	07/14/2008
	What the ** is Bruce Bear doing in Vegas? Angry hobo Posted: HAVE THIS **IN’ TIARA THEN Log in to see images! Where the hell did you get THAT? You should sell it and upgrade your cardboard box or something. (view post)	07/14/2008
	IDC Colour Options I’m still mad about this. Now that TPTB are back at home, maybe they can address this problem. I NEED MY NAME IN RED IN IDC, NOT fabulous personGY ORANGE OR **TY-bum BROWN I’M SERIOUS OH GOD! Log in to see images!**!!! (view post)	07/14/2008
	SOCCER NOT FOOTBALL elenaratelimit Posted: IF YOU WEREN’T BORN IN AMERICA IT’S BECAUSE GOD HATES YOU. GET OVER IT. There is no god, and if you were born in Canada, you’d know that. (view post)	07/14/2008
	POST UR PLACE Log in to see images! Earth: That’s where I keep all my STUFF (view post)	07/13/2008
	Post your Bbum Log in to see images! (view post)	07/13/2008
	POST YR MACE Log in to see images! (view post)	07/13/2008
	The Time Has Come Guys, we should probably get going. Janie, thank you for organizing this. What a fantastic evening. It’s so long since I’d practiced magick. I guess we should end with a prayer to thank the spirits for their protection, and then maybe a hot chocolate at the diner? My treat. (view post)	07/13/2008
	The Time Has Come He made a long and difficult journey to visit us. He has told you what you need to know, but you must open your mind and your heart to understand its true meaning… (view post)	07/12/2008
	The Time Has Come Ommmm… (view post)	07/12/2008
	The Time Has Come Spirit, please continue. We have many questions. (view post)	07/12/2008
	YOU'RE HAVING TO MUCH FUN ROLEPLAYING Pthhhhbt! I suck at alts. (view post)	07/12/2008
	The Time Has Come Janie Posted: Over 9000…is that you..? Really you…? Are you with us? Holy crap, it really did get cold! What do we want to ask? I didn’t think he’d really come. Oh my god! About the murderer, right? Over9000, what do you remember about the night you crossed over? (view post)	07/12/2008
	The Time Has Come OMMMM…. (view post)	07/12/2008

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