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HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!“Argh, let’s journey onward! His lair be deep in the cattacombs!”
*Cpt. Ahab joins your party as an NPC!* (view post) |
04/08/2008 |
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HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!Capt. Ahab continues: “I be huntin’ tha Great White Red Dragon fer many a year, and I finally tracked ‘im back to his lair. He be an albino, so he looks like a whitey when really he be red. His fangs be sharper than xacto knives and the haft of a thousand magic missiles protrude from his hide. A more fersome beastie you never did see, Argh! It took me leg, not I be out to revenge! You can take his treasure, but leave me his hide! Argh you with me?” (view post) |
04/08/2008 |
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HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!NawtyFish Posted:
No, it’s spelled whaling.
Captain Ahab comes strolling down the corridor. He has a harpoon and a pegleg.
“Argh, mitn’t you be after tha same prize I be? Be you searching fer tha Great White Red Dragon?” (view post) |
04/08/2008 |
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HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!+2 int, +2 dex, -2 cha for teifling.
yeah, i’m a total dork. (view post) |
04/08/2008 |
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HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!There is a shriek as you incinerate some hapless Kobolds! The torches on the walls are now lit as well.
You also see that the baby the nearby town had paid you to rescue was killed in the blast. OOPS! Did I forget to mention that side quest?
*NawtyFish earns 2 xp for killing 238,938,847,198,347,832 kobolds and one baby!* (view post) |
04/08/2008 |
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HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!Azzedar Posted: |
04/08/2008 |
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HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!A whaling noise echoes from down the corridor. It could be the souls of other adventurers crying in tormented agony. Or maybe the dungeon’s denizens had bad mexican for lunch.
Which way do you go? (view post) |
04/08/2008 |
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HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!You open the gate to the ancient dungeon. Your torch casts a dim light down the dark, tenebrous corridor. You remember the dying man who gave you the map’s last words: “Ugggghhhhhh.”
Of course, you didn’t have to stab him to get the map, it just seemed like the right thing to do.
There is a red door on the left, a green door on the right, and more dark corridor ahead. (view post) |
04/08/2008 |
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HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!I’m a total hippycrit.
Here’s my bard:
Aristophanies: str 11 dex 12 con 10 int 12 wis 10 cha 14
hp 6
weapon: light X-bow, s.sword AC: 13 (leather armor, +1 dex) (view post) |
04/08/2008 |
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HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!No, srsly, here goes:
You’ve found a dungeon. You can:
1)enter it.
or
2)get a life. (view post) |
04/08/2008 |
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HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!I’ll be a level 12 Falationist! (view post) |
04/08/2008 |
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Asian Chicks are HOT.Log in to see images! Yup, Orks are the sexiest! (view post) |
04/08/2008 |
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HEY GUYS DO YOU LIKE MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER?Hey guys what do you think of THIS original character: Log in to see images! Log in to see images! No, seriously troll this guy-the angrier he gets the funnier he is, really! (view post) |
04/08/2008 |
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Fat Girls give better blowjobs then pretty girlsFat girls are always more eager to put things in their mouthes!
Trouble is, do you actually trust them not to bite it off? (view post) |
04/05/2008 |
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Ruin the above poster's wish!!They do. You still can’t get laid.
I wish could finish my chemistry homework. (view post) |
04/02/2008 |
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Asian Chicks are HOT.TheAlbatross Posted: |
04/02/2008 |
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Terrorists: name them and shame them!BirdofPrey is terrorist and Team Short Bus is a sleeper-cell!
Naw they R dutiful Americans they’re protecting us from the Canadians who try to infiltrate our interwebs! (view post) |
04/02/2008 |
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Limit Card Use1 per ten prevents total last-minute xaos pwnage, but prevents the revenge from happening. Perhaps resetting your card clock whenever you are hit by someone else?
As for you euros who can’t stay up 4 the last minute rush, GTFOver here in US. No, seriously we need more smart people over here and bring your beautiful hairy women with youLog in to see images! (view post) |
04/02/2008 |
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this is my poor burnt boob =(sunbathing is bad 4 U.
Now U Know. (view post) |
04/02/2008 |
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teh flaming black ops needs joo!Multiple ‘counts get to vote for you’re own suppmisions. I’ts voter tampering!!!!1!!1 (view post) |
04/02/2008 |