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	WILL IT BLEND?! Hah… I first found “will it blend” about 6 months ago, and I agree; it’s brilliant viral advertising. Right now, I’m in need of a new blender, and I keep thinking, “maybe I do need to be extravagant and buy a Blendtec,” even though I know it’s way beyond what I need, just because… I don’t even know why. “That’s ismoke” LOL. (view post)	07/16/2008
	Let's make this thread count! Log in to see images! (view post)	07/16/2008
	Enricio Ramirez' House I’m here. I’m still not sure what happened back there, or what it is we’re doing now, but I’m here, and I’m sticking with you guys. (view post)	07/15/2008
	Enricio Ramirez' House Monkey, the medics are here. Gumshoe will be taken to hospital. He needs surgery. But… we need to go. We need to do this… time traveling, or whatever it is. There’s… there’s more at stake than just Gumshoe. Or us. Gumshoe will be OK. I’ll leave Edwards here ride with Gumshoe in the ambulance and notify his family. Let’s go back to HQ, okay? (view post)	07/15/2008
	Enricio Ramirez' House returns with a bowl of water, a bottle of vodka, and a (relatively) clean cloth OK, move it you two. Let me look… **. *! Okay, it’s okay. GUMSHOE, YOU’RE GOING TO BE OK. HANG IN THERE. Whispering to Trent* He’s in a bad way, actually. The bullet has pierced his lung. We have to get those medics here, pronto. There’s no time to lose; he needs surgery. Meanwhile, I’ll do what I can. in a strained, cheerful voice Ok, Gumshoe, let’s get you fixed up then. Ok, this might sting a little. Tears open Gumshoe’s shirt. A large hole on the left side of Gumshoe’s chest is leaking a bloody froth. With every breath, the hole sputters a little. First, we’ll just clean you up a bit… Tears the cloth in half. Uses one half to wash the area around the wound with water, then vodka. Now, this is just a little poultice that’ll help draw the lead out of your body, okay? Takes the other half, dips it in the water, and uses it to wrap up the slippery elm bark Now, you need to hang on. Just rest. Hold my hand. You’re going to be okay. Whispering again to Trent ****… where are those medics? I can only extend his time so long… (view post)	07/15/2008
	Enricio Ramirez' House Miss Trent Posted: walks over to where Gumshoe is laying I called for medics. I have no idea how long it’ll take. drops to squat next to Gumshoe, her anger at amaranthus pushed aside for the moment What can I do? Try to calm the Monkey down. He won’t listen to me. I’m going to the kitchen to get some water and a cloth. (view post)	07/15/2008
	Enricio Ramirez' House Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted: Tries to administer what medical knowledge he has on the not breathing Gumshoe Breathe damn you! BREATHE! MONKEY! Slaps monkey hard across the face. That is, as hard as he can, which isn’t really hard at all. Yes, Amaranthus is a bit of a sissy. MONKEY! Calm down and listen to me. Get me a glbum of water and a clean cloth. We’ll make a poultice. (view post)	07/15/2008
	Enricio Ramirez' House Monkey in a suit with a gun Posted: Team! We need medic here YESTERDAY! ***! Gumshoe…Damnit man, don’t do this to me! shouts into his headset* HE’S NOT BREATHING AGENTS, GET ME THAT MEDIC DOUBLE QUICK! Monkey, I’m not a doctor, and I’m not a medic, but I know a little bit. I know, for instance, that the Osage Indians in the American Midwest made a poultice out of slippery elm bark to treat gunshot wounds, and draw out the lead. I brought some with me, since we were warned about taking fire. MONKEY, calm down. Things are going to be okay. I need you to focus. I’m going to stay here with Gumshoe. You go into the kitchen, find me some water and a clean cloth, okay? (view post)	07/15/2008
	Enricio Ramirez' House Okay, Johnson, Green, you two stay here with the girls. Get them some… hot chocolate or something. Edwards, you come with us. Crouching down to be at eye-level with the kid Eirianina, you did well today. You’re a very brave little girl. Your dad must be very proud of you. Help Agents Johnson and Green take care of Nocturnal, okay? (view post)	07/15/2008
	Enricio Ramirez' House What… what’s going on here? Agent Ramirez and I were just about to exit via the cellar door, when I saw this incredible flash, and… Well, Ramirez here nearly died of fright… I thought you’d all blown yourselves up or something. Is everyone all right. Miss… er, Ms. Trent, are you all right? (view post)	07/15/2008
	Enricio Ramirez' House Brainfreeze Organized Trust Scout Posted: ”That isn’t Orb! I saw them take Orb away! That thing has burning eyes and robotic arms! It serves the Master Robot!” Ramirez looks back and forth between them for weapons. “A-attack it! Kill it!” Uh… that’s Orb all right. Are you sure of what you saw? Maybe… maybe there’s more than one Orb or… something. You know. Time paradox stuff. (view post)	07/15/2008
	Enricio Ramirez' House Brainfreeze Organized Trust Scout Posted: ”Pretty soon it… wont be safe anywhere. We probably have about 5 hours before the fracture in space/time will start affecting the Earth’s orbit. After that, we’ll quickly freeze to death or be roasted alive. Depending.” Uh… all right. Let’s just… here, come this way, please. Trent, girls, men, please follow me. Let’s sneak back out the way we came it. Eira, can you help us find a path through the woods? You seem to know your way around them. (view post)	07/15/2008
	Enricio Ramirez' House Brainfreeze Organized Trust Scout Posted: ”N-not enough of me left… to p-pull together… and make a full p-person…” he shakes his head, trying to muster the strength to walk. “T-they have me upstairs. The old me. They wont let that version of me die because if they do, everything is undone, n-none of this ever happened. But it’s also a paradox. Timestream is weak right now. Cant compensate for a paradox of that magnitude. If he dies, and none of this happens, we could lose the entire future. Everything. E-even Hourglbum.” “It’s the same with Agent O9K. Averting paradox is a d-delicate science. I am- I was our agency’s temporal physicist. They hired me because you were tired of being treated like the generic scientist.” Talking seemed to be doing Ramirez good. He looked a little less tired. “And besides, it would erase the prisoners they have of ours from the timestream entirely. Unless you’re prepared to sacrifice Orb, Murderousness, and the 70CS building, we have to do this carefully. We cant cut events short. We have to steer them away.” I think you need to back up a bit. But we need to find a safe place first. It’s not safe here. (view post)	07/15/2008
	Enricio Ramirez' House Miss Trent Posted: Just one minute. If you think, because I am a female, that I will perform babysitting duty while you swan about playing Secret Agent, then I think we’ll have to have a little lesson. I was spying on the Sultan of Bashrata when you were in diapers, laddy. If this is Ramirez, then what’s going on upstairs? WHA— I— YOU—- GAH!! Fine, Johnso— no, you’re useless. Green, look after the girls, will you? Trent and I will look after Agent Ramirez. Edwards, you look after Johnson. (view post)	07/15/2008
	A Bus Club announcement. True, but these are specifically illegal multis of someone you’re claiming to hate and want banned. (view post)	07/15/2008
	Enricio Ramirez' House Miss Trent Posted: heads down the stairs, witnessing the tail end of Ramirez’ words What’s going on down here? Why do you have young girls with you, yet again? It’s one thing to invite them over to “sample your plants”, but quite another to bring them into a firefight. Wait— wha-? No! It’s not— I— they just showed up. I don’t know, they were hanging around in the forest. I didnt’ think little girls did tha— anyways, it doesn’t matter right now. What matters is I’ve got Ramirez here, and we’re all safe. Here, why don’t you look after these two. I and my team will get Ramirez to the tim— to safety. WHAT? (view post)	07/15/2008
	A Bus Club announcement. For a klan that hates PANTS so much, The Bus Club sure has a lot of his multis in their roster. I’m sure that’s just an innocent oversight, though. (view post)	07/15/2008
	Enricio Ramirez' House “Shhh… uh…” Damn, I have never been good at this diplomatic stuff, “Pull yourself together, man! You… we…. no one has failed. The mission has just begun. Now we need to figure out how to operate this time-travel device and get ourselves to the scene of Over9000’s death. Get it? We can use it to our advantage, save him… stop all this stuff… these murders from happening.” I walked over to Ramirez and helped him to his feet. My God, the man was… shivering! “Come with me — er, with us. You have to show us the, uh, time travel thing. You can do this. Don’t fall apart on me, man!” (view post)	07/15/2008
	Enricio Ramirez' House I was about to declare the room empty, when the beam of my torch fell on a ghostly figure. He was pale, bald, cowering in a corner. He was brandishing an ancient shotgun, but seemed not to be holding it very steady. I quickly drew my pistol. “Sir, I don’t know who you are. But as long as you co-operate, I have no intention of harming you. I’m agent AMT, of The Gentlemen’s Club. You may never have heard of us; who we are and what we do does not concern you. We are looking for…” As my eyes grew accustomed to the haze, I suddenly realized who I was looking at. “Agent Ramirez?” It was him all right. The older version, head shaven bald and emblazoned with a barcode. But he looked different somehow… frail, broken. (view post)	07/15/2008
	Enricio Ramirez' House [quote]Nocturnal_Heartache Posted: Whispers to Eirairanna Psst, look in my pocket. I put the spider in there. What should I name it? [/quote] “SHHH!” Watches the guy fiddle with the lock ...You can borrow my hairpin if you like to, y’know, speed up the process a bit.[/quote] I watched as Edwards, somewhat sheepishly, took the hairpin and, almost instantaneously, turned the tumblers in the lock. Everyone held their breath as Edwards gingerly pushed the door. Silence. I stepped forward, into the gloom, the beam of my flashlight lighting up the dust like a spectre… “Hello?” (view post)	07/15/2008

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