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	Wait, what? I have NEGATIVE Defense? At any rate, I got a TubMail from Evil Trout and my stats have been fixed. Thanks everyone. (view post)	11/14/2008
	Wait, what? I have NEGATIVE Defense? I’ve sent you a list of the stuff I currently have equipped. (view post)	11/14/2008
	Wait, what? I have NEGATIVE Defense? Missing: * Piece #1 * Piece #2 * Piece #6 * Piece #8 * Piece #12 * Piece #18 * Piece #19 * Piece #20 * Piece #28 * Piece #29 * Piece #31 * Piece #38 * Piece #39 * Piece #41 * Piece #42 * Piece #43 * Piece #47 * Piece #48 So I’m missing 18 out of the 50. I could have gotten a couple more, but I used up today’s forum visits trying to figure out how I lost these stats. (view post)	11/14/2008
	Wait, what? I have NEGATIVE Defense? Oh, I already have. (view post)	11/14/2008
	Wait, what? I have NEGATIVE Defense? Bleh. At least I wasn’t doing anything on this Alt except try to finish Pink Floyd’s file. (view post)	11/14/2008
	Wait, what? I have NEGATIVE Defense? Tried that already, didn’t do anything. I’ve also tried switching back and forth between Alts. (view post)	11/14/2008
	Wait, what? I have NEGATIVE Defense? I’d recently bought/equipped a few things which should have increased my Offense a few points, but to my dismay, they didn’t. And in fact, when I re-equipped my previous items, my stats LOWERED. So I went and unequipped all of my items. Even the spider. My upgrades are as follows. Egomania Level 10 Offense Level 45 Defense Level 1 Luck O’ The Filthy fine upstanding member of society Level 1 ****ing on Firewalls Level 4 Vandalism Haxx Level 9 Meaning my stats, without equipment, should be: Ego 875 Proc 10 Offense 46 Defense 2 Luck 10 Frigality 1 Charisma 1 Upkeep 1 However, they’re at this: Ego 870 Proc 10 Offense 31 Defense -13 Luck 0 Frugality 1 Charisma 1 Upkeep 1 I have somehow lost 15 Offense and Defense and 10 Luck. Oddly the same stats as a Beast0rs. I can’t have Haxl reset my stats for a few more days, is there something else I could try to fix this? (view post)	11/14/2008
	"Drop" system not entirely random? Actually, I always get the same drops from any of the forums I go to now – Regardless of their level and if it’s a job or not. (view post)	10/24/2008
	best grinding forum MC Banhammer Posted: ”nerfed” was the wrong term there. “buffed” is the proper one. Yeah, it’s an understandable change since you were never supposed to be able to do that. I just hope nobody minds that I got some good Cred from it while I was able to. >> (view post)	10/23/2008
	best grinding forum Zzyw Posted: Nope, it’s been nerfed, yesterday I think. Well if that’s the case, then it’s not the best Cred anymore is it? (view post)	10/23/2008
	I keep pwning <spoiler forum> but the quest won't finish... Else Posted: Update: it’s been nerfed. No longer possible to beat. Has it been? I wish I hadn’t just burned up my visits on jobs then, I’d love to actually die against it for once. (view post)	10/23/2008
	I keep pwning <spoiler forum> but the quest won't finish... meeeeeeeeee Posted: I’ve seen the hitpoints go as low as 2.4k from 8 visits so far. So it may go lower than that if you’re lucky. Players can of course get critical hits on threads, and with the addition of some of the better .moar files, it might make it possible to single hit the thread. At least that means one challenge for episode 2 left for me Log in to see images! It wouldn’t be particularly hard if you restatted and pumped Offense really high with just enough Ego and consumables to make it through. With 132 Offense, my IPz attack is easily hitting 3000-3200 (view post)	10/23/2008
	"Drop" system not entirely random? Well, it’s either that, or after a certain luck value your loot (deliveries) from pwning a forum seems to be the same. I pwnd 4 forums yesterday, to get JP. And today I got 4 Venus De Milos, a Pocket Watch, A Seasonal Centerpiece, a Children’s Playhouse Kit, an Empty Gas Pump, and a Human skull. In that same exact order, four times – Meaning 16 Venuses, etc. Though it seems like a forum’s strength and your luck DO make somewhat random loot equivalents, it also seems like the value, once capped, always gives certain loot. I’ve gotten those same exact items for the past few days, with slightly varying Luck values each day. Not that this is particularly important, I just thought it was interesting. (view post)	10/23/2008
	Post a picture that describes how you feel right now Log in to see images! Because oddly enough, I am right now. (view post)	10/23/2008
	cave story coming to wiiware I would have thought Cave Story would fit on the DS better, honestly. (view post)	10/22/2008
	Hackers: Out of curiosity, what's your upgrade build and why? Alright, here’s the equips and their stats: I Almost Had Sex With a Woman: Memoirs of a Hacker Hero = 10 Offense and 50 Proc Power PruneServ™ = 50 Ego How to talk to a woman without hyperventilating.sdoc = 4 Offense 4 Charisma 80 Proc Power 4 Beast0r High-Speed Cables = 60 Offense, 60 Defense, 40 Luck ENCEPHALITIC CARNAGE – TEA FOR TWO AND TWO FOR TEA.lstn = 95 Ego, 4 Offense, 4 Frugality, 4 Charisma Mommy I liek fun! (MILF).gawk = 3 Defense KeyLogger 5000.prog = 2 Luck, 35 Ego, 2 Offense, 35 Proc Power Fr4gGingR1teZ 2020 male reproductive organblaster™ Premier Xtreem™ Edition = 20 Ego Prosthetic Finger Implant = 100 Proc Power Edit: Just finished a ****.MILF.asian.mammary glands.great timesshot.latina.interracial.anal.girls.dvda, so that adds 7 luck, offense, defense, frugality, and charisma on top of the stats (which I’ll edit into the OP). (view post)	10/21/2008
	CLOSED: Easy Contest For 7BP (enough for EP2!) Hm. Okay then. (view post)	10/20/2008
	Hackers: Out of curiosity, what's your upgrade build and why? Like the topic, I’m curious as to how other people upgrade their hackers. Feel free to list stats, upgrades, and equipment if you want. My current buildup Posted: Ego 2045 Proc. Power 275 Offense 128 Defense 72 Luck 58 Frugality 12 Charisma 18 Upkeep 2 Alignment 47% Good Upgrades: Vandalism Haxx Level 9 Offense Level 40 Egomania Level 15 Defense Level 1 Upkeep Level 1 Though it’s probably obvious by the upgrades, I focus almost entirely on offense, with just enough Egomania to keep from dying between uses of IPz and Avtr. With this particular setup I haven’t yet had to use any consumable items, as most forums died before doing more than 700 or so damage to my Ego. I had originally had about 15 less Offense and 15 more Egomania, but I never took nearly that much damage so I had Haxlrose swap them around. Also, apparently I was able to pwn Geronimo!’s boss with an IPz, even though you aren’t supposed to be able to, so I’m told. (view post)	10/20/2008
	Perma-Noob: Spoilers I was under the impression that they didn’t. (view post)	10/20/2008
	I keep pwning <spoiler forum> but the quest won't finish... Is it odd that my IPz can hit 3k? ._. No, I didn’t buy Dolphin, only forum visits. (view post)	10/20/2008

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