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Nominate Forumwarz for a Crunchie! (free E-Peen!)Johnny Mac Posted:
QFT
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11/21/2008 |
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Paying for Ep2: Why not just put up ads?Yes, Forumwarz uses Google adsense, which pays Crotch Zombie everytime someone clicks on them. Ad blockers can remove these, however the net average of hits per ad click is 1 every 100 visitors.
Now, if Crotch Zombie were really advantageous they’d do a couple things…
First, figure out their CPM rate, as that’s the number most web advertisers use (CPM stands for Clicks Per Thousand. The M is a roman numeral M.) Then come up with a CPM rate value, this multiplied by the number of unique hits Forumwarz receives will be the price that they charge advertisers for ad space every month (this is how most people do it, the old fashioned way without using Google adsense. Adsense is fine, but I bumume they make less money through them.) As the number of CPM rises so to can Crotch Zombie raise their prices. And at the rate of growth Forumwarz is receiving the time for them to act on this is now (if not a week ago.) Anyway, you build up a relationship with advertisers, track your growth and everything’s magically delicious, etc. Log in to see images!
Then they could put up stuff to buy. Physical things like t-shirts, mouse pads and stickers, etc. Further increase the Forumwarz merch and Crotch Zombie brand. This is also affected by that 1/100 rule (for every 100 unique visitors about 1 of them will buy merchandise. I wouldn’t be surprised if they’re already seeing these numbers for brownie points.) That plus the brownie points adds an extra source of revenue.
All and all I’d say if they ran unique ads, google ad sense, merch and brownie points they’d be pulling in enough cash to pay for server bills by the time episode 2 is released. There’s a huge lurch in users, but that number will go down as time goes on between now and episode 2’s release. All and all they could still charge for episode 2 and people will still pay for it, but with the added cash flow from other parts of the site the cost for buying episode 2 will be drastically lower than what they’re projecting now (if they’re doing any number pushing.)
I’d also hope they’d put up an e-mail newsletter so people who enjoyed Forumwarz and stopped playing can be notified when episode 2 comes out. Log in to see images! (view post) |
02/28/2008 |
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im getting rly hungry...the ron paul clones probably want to preform an act of great times on you
all things considered, it’s non-fat and high in protein, you should totally go for it
your lj hits will sky-rocket
i’m not making this up to see you make a fool of yourself
i tried it once and it was totally worth it… until they all left
... like they always do (view post) |
02/24/2008 |
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emo kids: a new forum attack for uDeathstroke Posted:
hell yeah, and we can post it up on Youboob and show all those fabulous persons how it’s done, srsly (view post) |
02/24/2008 |
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Strategy & Tactics- Sometimes you can use an XSS or FBO attack if you’re waiting on a cooldown instead of attacking. Using XSS or an FBO attack seems to cause a higher 0 damage rate, regardless of the difficulty of the forum.– Make sure you keep an eye on your items. Things like piercings break all the damn time, but tattoos are nigh impervious. It’s a good idea to repair between major forum raids as repair costs start out cheap and wind up becoming ridiculously expensive later. – Keep separate sets of gear for different things. +Charisma and +Luck gear you should wear before you go to bed to maximize the items you receive. Keep the high quality stuff for storyline raids, and lower level gear for basic forum hunting. – Keep an eye on how much health a thread has. Sometimes a well placed bad poetry attack can insta-kill a thread, and regardless of your health level (for emos,) plus it costs nothing to use. Use it wisely, but use it often. – Don’t sell your junk for cash unless you need it. Sometimes the storyline of the game likes to ker-futz with your money. For example, there’s a point where Shallow_Esophagus takes all of your flezz, and it can happen around the time DrrtyCop74 decides to cut off your contact list keeping you from taking new quests and demands $1,000 flezz, both of these easily screwing up your economy. – Give money to Crotch Zombie because the 4 forums a day thing sucks. (view post) |
02/24/2008 |
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rt=rte=445=RON PAUL SOCKS!!!11!Dr Ron Paul Posted:
I dunno, revolutions usually involve the beheading of popular political figures…
... like Ron Paul
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02/24/2008 |
ne1 have their webcam not turn off?your computer is crying out for you to kill it
it can’t take the suffering of having to look at your ugly fat face, as it slowly decays into a cesspool of despair, a broken temple to what was once an opulent yet hollow ideal of a city
barren in your bosom lies the half buried truths of a soul, rotted away by greed and avarice (view post) |
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emo kids: a new forum attack for uDeathstroke Posted:
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learn it, live it, love it
pain is the only rael emoshun we feel (view post) |
02/24/2008 |
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hey boyzzzThe pain of the indifferent steel
is nothing
compared
to the ache of a broken heart.
(c) Xerxes 2007 (view post) |
02/24/2008 |
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rt=rte=445=RON PAUL SOCKS!!!11!Goddamn Ron Paul clones, it’s like Star Wars and Matrix rolled into one…
... a ****ty series of movies (view post) |
02/24/2008 |
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Mbum EffectI’ve beaten it twice
waiting on the expansion pack next month Log in to see images! (view post) |
02/24/2008 |
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ZOMFG forumwarz on TV!!!!Miggle Posted:
infected girls do it better http://youtube.com/watch?v=KET11SOC5YA (view post) |
02/24/2008 |
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A Beautiful DeathMiggle Posted:
just ignore him, he’s probably some 13 year old boy living alone and desparate without any friends…
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hubbard, a/s/l? (view post) |
02/24/2008 |
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A Beautiful DeathMiggle Posted:
i broke the rumble pack… not in a starfox/furry/homosexual enjoy fantasy incident…
srsly (view post) |
02/24/2008 |
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What’s in the box?Dedicated_Hero Posted:
s’not tru, i got the vids offa megarotic (view post) |
02/24/2008 |
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A Beautiful DeathMiggle Posted: |
02/24/2008 |
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2day I rode a pony with no saddle and no underwearjosh, stfu and gtfo, srsly (view post) |
02/24/2008 |
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A Beautiful DeathMiggle Posted:
fine!! **** YOU ****, I’M BLOCKING YOU FROM AIM AND DELETING YOU FROM MY FRIENDSLIST!!!!!@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
(MySpace, Facebook AND Friendster)!!! (view post) |
02/24/2008 |
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a pomeMiggle Posted:
hey, wut i do online is online, wiut i do irl is different, k’
cutiepie12xo is the only one who fukkin cared Log in to see images!
‘course she left too, fukkin figures (view post) |
02/24/2008 |
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2day I rode a pony with no saddle and no underwearMiggle Posted: |
02/24/2008 |