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Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)Little Mary played a game of rock paper scissor with her friend Chris one day. Somehow, Mary kept winning against Chris, while Chris can’t seem to have Lady Luck with him against the little girl. Chris got frustrated, and yelled, “****ING male reproductive organSUCKER!”
Mary was puzzled. The innocent girl had yet to understand such harsh word. She ran back to her home, where she found her mother washing dishes. Mary asked, “Mommy, mommy, what are ****ING male reproductive organSUCKERS?” Her mother blushed of the magic word, and was ashamed to tell her daughter the meaning of the word. But then she got an idea! She replied, improvising, “Dear, ****ING male reproductive organSUCKERS are evil guys dressed in black from neck to foot. You should avoid them!”
Having understood what her mother said, Mary went back to Chris. They resumed playing RPS. But once again the Lady Luck seemed to favor innocent little girls rather than some badmouthed boy. Chris, frustrated again, yelled, “GODDAMNED fine upstanding member of society PIMPS!” this time.
Again little Mary ran back to her home to ask her mother (still dishwashing) about her new vocabulary. This time, her mother got no idea about what to say, so she decided to tell one last lie to Mary to simplify the trouble. “Dear, uh…GODDAMNED fine upstanding member of society P-PIMPS are…uh…Dishes and plates! Right, like these one!” She thought that she will clarify the words as soon as she finished working.
Mary nodded. She then ran back to Chris. On her way, she met a Catholic priest (dressed in black longdress). Mary, falsely taught, remembered what her mother had said before. She yelled to the priest, “Stay away from me, ****ING male reproductive organSUCKERS!”
The priest was greatly surprised by such words, not to mention the seemingly innocent speaker. The priest asked Mary, “Little girl, who taught thee such harsh words? What is he doing now?”
Mary replied bravely, “My mother taught me, she’s washing GODDAMNED fine upstanding member of society PIMPS right now!”
The priest fainted. (view post) |
08/20/2008 |
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Lets play HaikaiTeeKayEff Posted:
2 3 2 3 2 3, TeeKayEff. (view post) |
08/19/2008 |
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Another world heritage added to my inventorywas Posted:
Many thanks. (view post) |
08/19/2008 |
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RIP: Evil Trout suicided?!!?!?Too much stress on the penniless Crotch Zombie team, I suppose? C’mon guys, donate more. (view post) |
08/19/2008 |
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Friend of Forumwarz E-PeenYeah, a good point. In my country, there is an old saying, “Little by little, dusts and pebbles formed mountains.”
I support BeavisDragon’s idea completely. (view post) |
08/19/2008 |
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Another world heritage added to my inventorywas Posted:
What does Minimum Repair means EXACTLY?
No more than 30 Smileprin XRs? On what build? (view post) |
08/19/2008 |
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Lets play HaikaiHis stupid attempts at haikai proves
that being a Pokemon Trainer sucks (view post) |
08/19/2008 |
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Another world heritage added to my inventorySimon Groothuizen Posted: Sorry, but, what are min repairs? Is it like you grind down an item under 10% before you get it fixed? Now that I got the DML, it is now time to grind PrayPal some more without actually using the painting to get the adequate items needed to finally pwn the Great Firewall of China easily. What a sad life. EDIT: But maybe I can pwn it right away? GFoC Strategy please. Currently I have 5000 . (view post) |
08/19/2008 |
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2BP Contest - Have a rooting interest in the Olympics27 golds, 25 silvers, 30 bronzes = 82 total. (view post) |
08/19/2008 |
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Contest - 10 BP up for grabs!kittiejenn Posted:
So close it. (view post) |
08/19/2008 |
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All new last post wins 3BP threadWoo hoo. (view post) |
08/19/2008 |
Forum visits cap?Now excuse my ignorance, but yesterday I had 11 forum visits and today 12.
Why? (view post) |
08/19/2008 | |
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SWEET! SOMEBODY MADE ME A COMMUNITY ADI can’t believe such an idiot exist. (view post) |
08/18/2008 |
LOL somebody got bumhurt in real lifeOrb Posted:
Now that you mentioned it… I meant trolling outside this crappy boundary called “ForumWarz.” (view post) |
08/18/2008 | |
LOL somebody got bumhurt in real lifeBirdofPrey Posted:
No, but thank you for asking. (view post) |
08/18/2008 | |
LOL somebody got bumhurt in real lifeI insulted the maker of the game “EPIC WAR” on Kongregate and he got mad. I pushed the fact that he created a ****ty game and ashamed the whole Indonesia for that, and he hated me Log in to see images!
http://www.kongregate.com/games/rudy_sudarto/epic-war << Click here to evaluate the game.
Do you think the same as me? (view post) |
08/18/2008 | |
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I just watched the most amazing movie!An bumbumin with poisonous lips. (view post) |
08/18/2008 |
Man INCIT is so slow today.You bored fabulous persons should try Shorinji Kempo. (view post) |
08/18/2008 | |
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It could be time to get ourselves leaderboards differentiated by clbumI can’t see why not. (view post) |
08/18/2008 |
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Ever wanted to be a Pokemon Trainer?Angry hobo Posted: |
08/18/2008 |