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How many of you are virgins?I’m an Alpha male /b/.
And girls want to **** alpha males. Let it **** you off as much as you want, but you know it’s completely true. That girl you like who is kinda cute in a weird way, but is totally sweet and you have the biggest crush on? The one who keeps going back to guys who treat her wrong for reasons you don’t understand? The one who calls you up at 1 am to cry about how her boyfriend hasn’t called her in 3 days, and no matter how long you listen to her, she’ll never think of you as anything other than asexual? The one who will curl up next to you on the couch, hug you close, kiss you on the cheek, and never let you ****ing touch her beyond that?
Yeah, I’m ****ing her.
The hot girl who won’t even look at you when you nod at them and smile? The one who laughs when you trip in the hallway and drop your stuff? The one who comes up and coyly aks for your help with her homework, and then pretends you don’t exist once you finish?
Yeah, I’m ****ing her too, even harder.
The geeky girl you think might be enough like you that you have a chance with her? She plays warcraft on your server, and watches anime, and reads comics? She’s so incredible and you just love her so much but you still haven’t worked up the courage to tell her how you feel about her?
Guess who just sucked me off and told me they’ll always love me?
And what’s more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can’t just see that you’re a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you’ll find someone right for you someday, don’t give up hope man. But inside? I’m laughing my bum off at you you pathetic ****. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn’t a disgusting pig-monster, I’m going to **** 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she’s cute. I won’t bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I’m going to great times on her face before you get those lips near it.
And the biggest reason I laugh? It’s not me doing all this. It’s the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and disappear, and all that emo bull****? You’re triggering her “Don’t ****” instinct something feirce. You’re a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you’re great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you’ll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to **** her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won’t see any hunger in their eyes. They won’t beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won’t know what it’s like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath.
And she’s cheating on you, I promise that. When she sits around quiet and uncomfortable, acting irritable and irrational towards you, wanting you to just back away and leave her alone, it’s not her period. It’s because I haven’t called her for a day or two and her instincts are telling her to go find me. The primitive section of her brain doesn’t want to risk smelling like another man when she gives herself to me, she wants me to know she’s completely mine. We do things together she tells you she never would. Her pooper? Mine. I want to give her a facial? of course. I want her to suck the great times out of my male reproductive organ, even though I just finished pumping away at her bum? she’s never going to tell me no. She doesn’t WANT to tell me no. She wants me to know she’ll do anything it takes to keep me. She’ll rim my bum while she’s down there sucking me off if it means pleasing me. She’ll drink my great times from a shotglbum. She’ll wear a bumplug when we go out to dinner. She’ll sleep handcuffed to my headboard. Anything.
And then she’ll go home to you and tell you she’s not in the mood today.
I’d say you should become an hero, but you being around makes her want a real man all the more, so keep fabulous personging it up emo ****es, I’ll keep that woman's genitals warm while you’re crying in the corner. (view post) |
07/29/2008 |
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SG94's ****ty klanLog in to see images!
This is why I’m holding the first official Log in to see images!
Just post here to support the ROCK AGAINST enjoy! (view post) |
07/29/2008 |
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I really hope our generation maturesAs we get older and in more power (view post) |
07/29/2008 |
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ive decided that oklahoma is the worst us stateTopic says it all. Do I need to give a reason? (view post) |
07/29/2008 |
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So you think I should see a doctor?If anyone remembers a while ago I made a thread about this thing I was doing with pills… I’d take one more than the last time I took one and so on…
Well last night I decided to just take* 15 Extra-strength Excedrin and almost died. I got really dizzy and couldn’t see straight, like I was very drunk. I felt extreme depersonalization. I started shaking, got cold sweats, and puked 4 times. I still feel a little sick now and I took them more than 12 hours ago.
Somewhere I heard that aspirin waits a few days then just kills you… and liver damage possibilities… I’m not worried about my life right now but I just don’t want to be sick.
Serious? Blow over? (view post) |
07/29/2008 |
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GOATSESorry, I was jk. (view post) |
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This forum sucksNo joke. (view post) |
07/29/2008 |
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SEXjk (view post) |
07/29/2008 |
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male reproductive organIt’s what you don’t have. (view post) |
07/29/2008 |
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Hey Evil Trout: Clarification needed on Forumbuildr E-PeenFrom what I understand you need to donate at least $100. (view post) |
07/29/2008 |
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Re: RE: Suggestion to increase Forumbuildr participation: put a limit on the number of submissionsHey it ****ing hurts, it’s no laughing matter! (view post) |
07/29/2008 |
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Episode 2 Beta: The only klan that supports anon dom stall postingProof that they’re the ones spamming and ****ing everything up, imo. (view post) |
07/29/2008 |
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MY THREADS ARE THE ONLY QUALITY ONES ON THIS FORUMDISCUSS (view post) |
07/29/2008 |
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CLOSED: need some inspiration (2 BP)bellatrix lestrange gets you CRUCIATUS IN UR WAND Posted:
Oh **** you, it’s ON ****. (view post) |
07/28/2008 |
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Death Eaters Now Accepting ApplicationsName: Wade Nelson
Age: 18
Special Skills: N/A
What unforgivable curses you know: Cruciatus
Opinion on Harry Potter: Pimple-faced fabulous person nerd.
Opinion on He Who Must Not Be Named: He Who Must Not Be Named is tubular and far-out.
Opinion on Necrophilia: It’s something to die for.
Willingness to murder a 17 year old boy: If enjoy is involved (before or after) **** yes. If enjoy isn’t involved, sure, why not.
To prove you are not a computer, please decipher the captcha: poop (view post) |
07/28/2008 |
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Death Eaters Now Accepting ApplicationsI want a wand (view post) |
07/28/2008 |
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Hows my posting?mammary glands out, pants down Overnight to London Touch down, look around Everyone’s the same World wide, air tight No one’s got a face left to blame And all we get is…
Dead disco Dead funk Dead rock and roll Remodel Everything has been done La la la la la la la la la la (view post) |
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CLOSED: need some inspiration (2 BP)Nillo Posted: |
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Today on THE PEOPLE'S COURT! The case of "too much bumhurt"mammary glands out, pants down Overnight to London Touch down, look around Everyone’s the same World wide, air tight No one’s got a face left to blame And all we get is…
Dead disco Dead funk Dead rock and roll Remodel Everything has been done La la la la la la la la la la (view post) |
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Suggestion: "Trolling hour" in non-rp forumsFor one hour a day, trolling should be allowed. Not spam or nsfw images, but trolling. Just so we can get all the anger out of our system. (view post) |
07/28/2008 |