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	entirely hypothetical question viscera Posted: Three years from now, you have to have completed a dissertation in a foreign language. bumuming English is your primary language, which would you prefer to spend three years studying, German or Russian? Your dissertation is for a graduate degree in literature, so going with German means studying Kafka, Mann, Goethe, and Brecht, among others. Russian would mean studying Nabokov, Dostoevsky, Chekhov, Tolstoy…you get the idea. If you have no idea who any of those people are, just give me (hypothetical) advice on which language you’d rather learn. Goethe is very outdated as much as Dostoevsky. Chekhov is very funny and ironic, I’d say he was a /b/tard if /b/ would exist in that century. Kafka is a bad reading, srsly — as much as Koelho, Bach, Murakami and other pseudo-philosophic literature for 40-yrs virgin girls. Mann is really good, but you don’t need to “study” it — just read it in English. Tolstoy is a 700-page ethics-filled Bible if you take just the War and Peace. Nabokov is a good 1-time reading, pretty sad, unless you’re a pervert or obsessed with OMG MOAAAR LOLIS. Funny thing, Nabokov is pushing his identity so hard into the novel, that it feel like threesome all the time. Bottomline: I’d say Russian clbumic lit is a bit more interesting than German, but I’d rather study modern literature instead. (view post)	06/17/2011
	I deserve an E-Peen for how brutally I've destroyed Cid's reputation on this website. Sergeant Cid Posted: Go **** a rainbow egg, dude. ITT: Cid is using 2-year old “forumwarz slang” trying to give impression of a battered flamebate veteran. (view post)	05/11/2011
	Victory Day 9 May 1945 KING KING KING KING KING KING Posted: Such is life in Soviet Russia. Hey, that’s such a funny new meme! Where did you get it from? (view post)	05/11/2011
	Victory Day 9 May 1945 Nicco Posted: It’s always Germany’s fault. I mean they didn’t even start WW I but they still had to pay up everything in the end. Hell, they probably left Versailles which is French soil facepalming themselves until they were back in Berlin. Hey, Nicco, I don’t think you should be sorry for Germany. From what I remember the terms of capitulation included disbanding German army, which obviously gave a tremendous boost to German industry and everything else, because government didn’t have to spend enormous amount of money on military every year. In a dozen years Germany (Western, obviously) ended as a highly industrial country with one of the best world’s economies. Same story with Japan. Now imagine what’s gonna happen with U.S. economy if government would stop spending billions on bombs, rockets, droid planes and nuclear silos at least for few months. (view post)	05/10/2011
	Victory Day 9 May 1945 Lord Shplane Posted: Enjoy never contributing anything of value to the world. Yeah, sure. (view post)	05/10/2011
	so i recently started playing the original Doom ***, I still remember what idspispopd* means and how to open most secrets. Episode 4, lvl 1 had a very unique secret area unlike all others – it was activated by pressing on the torch, which wasn’t highlighted on the map even with idbeholda. I uncovered it by luck – accidentally pressed space bumon in the right place in the right time. (view post)	08/14/2010
	Thanks for the avatar Frank Drebin Posted: Log in to see images! From what I see, you’re referring that Brainfreeze (or should I say WeFreeze?) is nothing a bunch of ****s? Well, I see only one possible way to exploit such wonderful set of characters. (view post)	08/13/2010
	Pink Floyd http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/436505-pink-floyd-8211-darkside-full-album-ttly-syncs-w-wzrd-of-oz-at-2-43-awesome-h no reserve (view post)	04/16/2010
	ITT: Taking on personas. I’m yet another unknown newbie with a funny avatar. (view post)	04/12/2010
	Contest: Looking for a phrase. 15 BPs. Happy Three Friends Log in to see images! Triumvirate Edit: Log in to see images! (view post)	11/30/2009
	Want some quick bp, or just a few bp shy of buying your desired Forumwarz add on, well all you schlobs just come on in here.. What the hell, I sent you TM like yesterday and still no response. (view post)	11/22/2009
	You guys are doing un-repairable damage to Jalapeno Bootyhole's self esteem. Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted: As I have often stated, Forumwarz is a game about understanding other people’s feelings. These statements are among the funniest things you’ve ever said. (view post)	09/19/2009
	CZ mini-contest for 5 BP: Create the :gay: emoticon! burningpopsicles Posted: Log in to see images! Log in to see images! (view post)	09/14/2009
	Jalapeno Bootyhole Appreciation Day! wat (view post)	06/20/2009
	Old(er) players talk about the old days MC Banhammer Posted: windows you had to roll down by hand, little triangular windows you could open to let cigarette smoke out of the car on cold days. omg we still have like tons of these on street. I wish I was born in Uganda at least. (view post)	05/22/2009
	Old(er) players talk about the old days 1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted: I don’t know, I had to reformat Windows 3.11 like 50 times. It was partly because, “Hmm, is this file really necessary?!” but it was pretty unstable. Log in to see images! It wasn’t even an operating system. It was a file manager with a solitaire and wordpad bonuses. Also, seen Windows 1.0 – it was an honest file manager without calling itself something bigger. (view post)	05/22/2009
	ITT: Learn how to use alt commands for fancy text and messing around on IRC Start -> Run -> charmap (view post)	05/17/2009

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