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More Seriously: Does FalconFour deserve perma?Can we do a hellban? (view post) |
01/03/2009 |
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See Your Future Child!Log in to see images!
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01/02/2009 |
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ughSorry, I didnt elaborate on how gay you are. Here is a story about you.
15 year old Max Lopez walked up to the locker of his best friend Veer.
Veer: Hey Max are your parents going to be home after school?
Max: No my Dad is working late and my mom is visiting her sister
Veer: Good can we meet after school at your house there is something new I want to try.
Veer looked at Max with his big beautiful eyes and then grabbed Maxes Crotch. Max jumped back.
Veer: What you didn’t seem to mind last week when I touched you down there.
Max: Just don’t do it in school. I don’t want anyone finding out about us. Anyway Ill meet you at your locker after school. I got to go.
Max started walking to his next clbum and started thinking to himself. It was just like Veer to grab his crotch in school. Rickey has always been the reckless one and tended to act on impulse and that was not always a bad thing. It was Rickey who had introduced Max to masturbation 4 years ago. And since then Rickey and Max masturbated together about once a week. Max wondered what Rickey meant by new moves. According to what he knew there was only one way to masturbate. Well I guess I’ll find out this afternoon Max thought as he walked into clbum. The bell rang and Max scurried out of his last clbum. He met Veer at his locker.
Rickey: Hey hot stuff you ready? Veer whispered into his ear.
Max: Yea let’s get home and get it on. Max whispered back.
Max walked in the back door and put his backpack on the table Veer was close behind him.
Veer: Now you’re sure no one’s home?
Max: Yea I’m sure.
With that they hurried up the stairs to Maxes room. Max shut and locked the door just in case his sister should come home early. Then they both sat down on the bed.
Veer: I fell like just taking off our bottoms today. I want to keep my shirt on.
Max: Sound fine to me.
Veer: You ready?
Max: Yea.
With that Max grabbed Veer’s shorts and Veer grabbed Maxes shorts. Since they started masturbating with each other over 4 years ago they always took each other’s clothes off.
Veer: 1, 2, 3, go
Both Max and Veer ripped each other’s shorts off at the same time.
Veer: You’re still wearing those tighty whities?
Max: Yea I like em so what.
Veer: Nothing it’s just they don’t leave much to imagination.
Veer was right the tight fabric did little to hide the fact that Maxes male reproductive organ was erect. Veer could make out the entire outline of Maxes privates.
Max: Are you going to sit there and argue about my underwear or are we going to masturbate?
Veer: Alright let’s get on with it.
They grabbed each other’s underwear and on the count of 3 yanked it off. At the beginning of each session both boys always examined each other’s male reproductive organes to see if anything had changed. They did it more for the sake of tradition these days however and nothing had changed on either boy in about 6 months. As they slipped deep into thought both of them could still remember what each other’s male reproductive organes looked the faithful day they started masturbating together almost 4 years ago.
Veer had discovered masturbation early in his 11th year of life. It was a way for him to escape the feelings of abandonment from his deadbeat father and his drunken mother. Not to mention it felt pretty good. After about a month of doing it on his own Veer wanted to share it with someone. However he knew he only wanted to share it with one person and this person had to be someone special someone he cared about. He could think of only one person his best friend Max Lopez.
As it would turn out Max would invite Veer over for a sleepover that weekend. Veer knew he had to make his move.
Maxes parents put both boys to bed around 9 then went back downstairs. However neither Max nor Veer had any intention of sleeping. They both jumped out of bed and put the light back on.
Max: So what do you want to do? We could tell ghost stories. Or we could play with my new super ball.
Veer: No I was thinking of doing something else. Say Max do you ever pull on your male reproductive organ until it feels really good and white stuff comes out?
Max: Un no. Dude the only thing I use my male reproductive organ for is peeing why?
Veer: Well about a month ago I discovered if you pull on your male reproductive organ long enoph white stuff comes out and it gives you a feeling like you’ve never had before.
Max: Are you being serious?
Veer: 100 percent. Dude I want to show you how to do it believe me you will thank me later.
Max: I don’t know I’ve never been naked in front of anybody accept my parents and my doctor.
Veer: Common I’m your best friend besides what I am going to show you will be totally worth it.
Max: I’ll do it if you get naked to. And if we take each other’s clothes off.
Veer: Sure alright let’s do it.
The 2 11 year olds slowly took off each other’s clothes and when they were finally naked the examined each other like hawks.
Veer examined Max closely. Maxes male reproductive organ looked exactly like Veer’s looked a few months ago before puberty started its rampage. Maxes hairless male reproductive organ was 2 inches at best and it was thinner than a role of dimes. His balls where still scrunched up against his body and his uncut foreskin almost came all the way around stopping just before Maxes pee hole.
(I am switching to Maxes flashback now)
Max was astounded Veer’s male reproductive organ was almost 3 inches long and it was 2 times as thick. His balls where hanging loose dangling below his male reproductive organ and atop all this just above his shaft was a small patch of brown hairs. The only thing that looked the same was Veer’s foreskin that also stopped just before his pee hole.
Max blushed a little bit embarrbumed of his apparent shortcomings.
Veer: Don’t worry my male reproductive organ looked like yours a few months ago. I’m sure yours will change to. Now let me show you what I know.
Veer scooted next to Max and took his smaller male reproductive organ in his hand. He started moving it up and down the best he could on Maxes small male reproductive organ.
Veer: Just like that up and down. You want me to stop?
Max: No you where right this does feel pretty good.
Veer: See I told you.
Max: Veer stop I have to pee all of bumuden.
Veer: Your suppose to feel like that believe me you won’t pee.
A moment later Max shouted out then collapsed in pleasure.
Veer: So how did it feel?
Max: That was the most awesome feeling ever.
Veer: See I told you so. Interesting though white stuff didn’t come out of your male reproductive organ. I wonder why?
(Switching back to Veer’s Point of view)
Veer came out of that memory staring at Maxes now 15 year old male reproductive organ. Boy had it changed from that day. It now stood proudly at 5 inches with the thickness of a bratwurst and a big bush of black public hair around and on top of it. The ball sack was still scrunched up against Maxes body however that was due to the cold temperature not Maxes maturity and Veer’s actions would soon warm up those balls allowing them to hang down.
(Switching to Maxes point of view)
Max looked at Veer’s 15 year old male reproductive organ and once again marveled at the changes it had gone thorough since that faithful day 4 years ago. Although it had grown it was actually pretty equal to his own now. Veer’s male reproductive organ also stood at about 5 inches with the thickness of a bratwurst and a big patch of brown hair around it. Because of the cold Veer’s ball sack was also scrunched up but Max knew it wouldn’t stay that way for long.
Veer got of the bed and reached into his school bag.
Max: Veer what are you doing?
Veer: I told you I wanted to try something different I am getting something.
Rickey pulled a tube of KY jelly out of his bag and jumped back on the bed.
Veer: Max I need you to pull your legs up in the air and face you bum towards me.
Max: What why I’ve never heard of that before.
Veer: Just trust me okay.
Max pulled his legs in the air and stuck his but towards Rickey. He felt Veer tickle the underside of his nut sack and he heard him say “you are going to love this”. Max felt Veer spread his cheeks then felt something cold on his bum hole. He was confused. He had never heard anything about playing with his bumhole. He swore he felt Veer’s male reproductive organ splitting his cheeks but what did Veer want with him back their? And at that moment he felt what he was sure was Veer’s male reproductive organ enter his bumhole.
As Veer thrust into him he screamed. The pain was unbearable why would he do this to me. Just as he was about to push Veer off him Veer thrust in more. Suddenly the pain went away and was replaced by pleasure. As Veer thrust in and out the pleasure kept coming and going it was like Veer was pressing a pleasure bumon deep inside his bum. As Veer thrust in one more time Max felt something explode in his bum. The vibration pushed him over the edge and Max great timesmed all over his bed. He collapsed in pleasure after the most intense orgasm he had ever had. Veer collapsed behind him and the 2 15 year old boys lay in bed together naked and happy.
(2 hours later)
Max and Veer where sitting on the couch watching TV when Angie got home.
Angie: Hi honey how was your day.
Max: It was great me and Veer uuuaaaa hung out and did stuff.
Angie: Well that’s great honey.
As Angie was walking out of the room she swore she saw Max and Veer Kissing. (view post) |
01/02/2009 |
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ughyou’re gay veer. (view post) |
01/02/2009 |
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The Troll Image ThreadLog in to see images! (view post) |
01/01/2009 |
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QUIT PWNING FORUMS YOU PEEN HOGGING BASTARDSWe aren’t a competitve/raiding Klan. But nothing in the **** You charter says I can’t increase muh peen. (view post) |
12/31/2008 |
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Regarding ppwn shop itemsThen get Ep2. I paid for the right to get the best items. Why should you get them for free? (view post) |
12/31/2008 |
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QUIT PWNING FORUMS YOU PEEN HOGGING BASTARDSI am at 1147. The “most forums pwned” peen is 100 forum pwnings away, meaning at least 25 days if together we can find a reason to get these folks to stop pwning forums. Come on people, together you can help my peen grow!
1 Ricket 1247 2 scullyangel 1238 3 Grendel 1229 3 dark-chaos 1229 5 naughty-mayhem 1226 6 PooDiddy 1215 7 Ronnie Blaze 1212 8 Pluvius 1208 9 Simon Groothuizen 1206 10 ChildBandit00 1199 (view post) |
12/31/2008 |
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Hall of Faded Fame is dropping pink floyds like crazyhttp://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=pQ7DEFqZEuNgXaiuMZLN7XA
Lower luck does equal more drops of pf moars. (view post) |
12/31/2008 |
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halpHere is some help.
Why the **** is it pronounced “Sottering” but spelled “soldering”?
ANSWER ME THAT DAMMIT (view post) |
12/30/2008 |
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**** THE **** OFF WITH YOUR ENDLESS fabulous personbum CONTESTS YOU LIFELESS ****ING LOSERS, GOD, GET A ****ING LIFE, SRSLY, MAKE SOME THREADS ELSEWHERE EXCEPT MORE fabulous person GD IDEASSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted: (view post) |
12/29/2008 |
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Hobo's vacationLaguna Posted: (view post) |
12/28/2008 |
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Two questionsI messed up and bought the Katy Perry album thinking all the songs were about lesbo sex. Can I have some flezz too Evil Trout? (view post) |
12/28/2008 |
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HAVEN"T HEARD FROM ANGRY HOMO IN A WHILEWe know what you did you him. We found this in your school locker:
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12/27/2008 |
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Jewgrounds?How the hell is that winning? Forumbuildr is so frickin Klan biased it isn’t even funny anymore. Oh well, here’s to hoping it wil be a 26 level forum that drops every pink floyd moar. (view post) |
12/27/2008 |
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CLOSED: Friend Contest for 3 BP (Probably NSFW)It’s all about the bumsecks (view post) |
12/27/2008 |
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Contest: 1bp: get me a desktop backgroundLog in to see images!
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12/27/2008 |
Turkey=JunkThat would totally ROCK! Can you imagine the flamebate boards if that happened? (view post) |
12/27/2008 | |
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Suggest what i should put in my microwaveBleach in a tin cup, with brake fluid in a plastic cup next to it. Do it outside. (view post) |
12/26/2008 |
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Santa's Raffle?Andy_Dextruss Posted:
Yeah, and if you max frugality, you might make some money back…
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12/26/2008 |