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Grunduggerer Posted:
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Red_Machine_D Posted:
I’ll kidnap him for £50, deprogram him for £100 and kill him for £500.
That’s exactly what the Scientologists would do.
This is L. Ron Hubbard, speaking from beyond the grave!
Your anxiety about this is probably due to past-life trauma. An intensive series of auditing will help clear up the problem faster than your acne! In fact the trauma you experienced most likely caused your acne.
So head on down to your local Scientology center. Tell ‘em Ron sent you, and get a 0% discount on book fees!
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Would you like to help clear the planet? Join the Sea Org today!
I literally laughed out loud. Thanks for that. I have a slight smile on my face. Log in to see images!
Would you make out with me if we met behind Safeway? I’m hoping that you’ll say no so that the pain sets in, or that you say yes, and that you’ll stand me up, or that you’ll say yes, we’ll have a relationship, that I’ll **** it up and that I’ll write a song about it.
Sound good?
I can do all that AND I’ll let you ride around in my Nissan Skyline.
Jesus, even I think that a Nissan Skyline is gay.
And what car do YOU drive?
I have an old Volkswagon Bug, painted black.
Just as i thought.
What’s the license plate?
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genericangstyposter Posted:
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Phlegmatic Posted:
First person to make me laugh gets 10,000 flezz and a ticket to Philadelphia.
Why should i conform to your standards of humor for a capitalist token gesture?
Don’t worry. They just don’t understand. I sent you an online gift certificate for Hot Topic; they have that new ironic shirt you wanted.
Thank you, ever since my parents grounded me i haven’t been able to go out and get it myself.
Yeah, I know how that is. I’m in college now, so I don’t have to worry about that. But my parents did say if I didn’t get a job on campus, they’re going to have to cut my allowance by fifty bux. They don’t understand how hard it is to balance college, the roleplaying club, the goth club I dance at, and the internet. Log in to see images!
Red_Machine_D Posted:
Unending Torment Posted:
Stop calling me sugar mammary glands!
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No…Sugar mammary glands.
I’m rarely a man of violence, but if you don’t stop it, I’m liable to hurt you on the internet.
Really? you and who’s army?
The Gay Army.
No. The Suicide Army.
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i fail to see how committing suicide will do anything but aid me in my quest to get sugar mammary glands over here to blow me.
It’s a reference you’re obviously too dull to understand.
If you even THINK about saying “Life of Brian” i swear to god i will eviscerate you faster than a Nissan plowing into the supple flesh of a female college student.
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Red_Machine_D Posted:
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Grunduggerer Posted:
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Red_Machine_D Posted:
I’ll kidnap him for £50, deprogram him for £100 and kill him for £500.
That’s exactly what the Scientologists would do.
This is L. Ron Hubbard, speaking from beyond the grave!
Your anxiety about this is probably due to past-life trauma. An intensive series of auditing will help clear up the problem faster than your acne! In fact the trauma you experienced most likely caused your acne.
So head on down to your local Scientology center. Tell ‘em Ron sent you, and get a 0% discount on book fees!
—————-
Would you like to help clear the planet? Join the Sea Org today!
I literally laughed out loud. Thanks for that. I have a slight smile on my face. Log in to see images!
Would you make out with me if we met behind Safeway? I’m hoping that you’ll say no so that the pain sets in, or that you say yes, and that you’ll stand me up, or that you’ll say yes, we’ll have a relationship, that I’ll **** it up and that I’ll write a song about it.
Sound good?
I can do all that AND I’ll let you ride around in my Nissan Skyline.
Jesus, even I think that a Nissan Skyline is gay.
And what car do YOU drive?
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preppyfruit4 Posted:
it wz rly nice Log in to see images!
A-****ing-mazing.
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Phlegmatic Posted:
Red_Machine_D Posted:
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genericangstyposter Posted:
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Unending Torment Posted:
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Unending Torment Posted:
Phlegmatic Posted:
First person to make me laugh gets 10,000 flezz and a ticket to Philadelphia.
Why should i conform to your standards of humor for a capitalist token gesture?
Don’t worry. They just don’t understand. I sent you an online gift certificate for Hot Topic; they have that new ironic shirt you wanted.
Thank you, ever since my parents grounded me i haven’t been able to go out and get it myself.
Yeah, I know how that is. I’m in college now, so I don’t have to worry about that. But my parents did say if I didn’t get a job on campus, they’re going to have to cut my allowance by fifty bux. They don’t understand how hard it is to balance college, the roleplaying club, the goth club I dance at, and the internet. Log in to see images!
Red_Machine_D Posted:
Unending Torment Posted:
Stop calling me sugar mammary glands!
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No…Sugar mammary glands.
I’m rarely a man of violence, but if you don’t stop it, I’m liable to hurt you on the internet.
Really? you and who’s army?
The Gay Army.
No. The Suicide Army.
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i fail to see how committing suicide will do anything but aid me in my quest to get sugar mammary glands over here to blow me.
joining this pyramid Log in to see images!
Awesome pyramid is awesome.
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genericangstyposter Posted:
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genericangstyposter Posted:
I cut off your toes one by one by one. Then I force feed them to you, bone and all. Slurpidy slurp. Then I do the same with your fingers. Your male reproductive organ and balls. Then I cut off your nipples and feed them to you. Then I cut off your eyes, and nose, and feed them to you. Then, finally, I operate on you… pulling out as many organs as I possibly can, and shove them in your throat. Delicious, delicious organs.
I’m an undead necropolitan so it doesn’t really matter, i don’t have a constitution score.
This game operates on the fact that you are murdered at the end of this, but I can work with that.
Then, after you’re chewing your organs, which you probably actually find delicious (being undead), I feed you a clove of garlic, I shove a silver dildo in your bum, and then I chop you up into little pieces.
*not a vampire OR a werewolf*
Yes, but I chopped you up into little pieces. You’re dead. Someone can kill me, now.
Why would you want to kill this thread anyway, Red? Your kill post was ****ing awesome! You showed that emo who’s boss.
Alright, fine, I’m DOA, it would be nice to see if someone can think of something more horrific than mine.
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genericangstyposter Posted:
Red_Machine_D Posted:
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Unending Torment Posted:
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Phlegmatic Posted:
First person to make me laugh gets 10,000 flezz and a ticket to Philadelphia.
Why should i conform to your standards of humor for a capitalist token gesture?
Don’t worry. They just don’t understand. I sent you an online gift certificate for Hot Topic; they have that new ironic shirt you wanted.
Thank you, ever since my parents grounded me i haven’t been able to go out and get it myself.
Yeah, I know how that is. I’m in college now, so I don’t have to worry about that. But my parents did say if I didn’t get a job on campus, they’re going to have to cut my allowance by fifty bux. They don’t understand how hard it is to balance college, the roleplaying club, the goth club I dance at, and the internet. Log in to see images!
Red_Machine_D Posted:
Unending Torment Posted:
Stop calling me sugar mammary glands!
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No…Sugar mammary glands.
I’m rarely a man of violence, but if you don’t stop it, I’m liable to hurt you on the internet.
Really? you and who’s army?
The Gay Army.
No. The Suicide Army.
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i fail to see how committing suicide will do anything but aid me in my quest to get sugar mammary glands over here to blow me.
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genericangstyposter Posted:
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genericangstyposter Posted:
I cut off your toes one by one by one. Then I force feed them to you, bone and all. Slurpidy slurp. Then I do the same with your fingers. Your male reproductive organ and balls. Then I cut off your nipples and feed them to you. Then I cut off your eyes, and nose, and feed them to you. Then, finally, I operate on you… pulling out as many organs as I possibly can, and shove them in your throat. Delicious, delicious organs.
I’m an undead necropolitan so it doesn’t really matter, i don’t have a constitution score.
This game operates on the fact that you are murdered at the end of this, but I can work with that.
Then, after you’re chewing your organs, which you probably actually find delicious (being undead), I feed you a clove of garlic, I shove a silver dildo in your bum, and then I chop you up into little pieces.
*not a vampire OR a werewolf*
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Qualjyn Posted:
dat dat d-d-dat dont kill me
can only make me stronger
i need you to hurry up now
cos i cant wait much longer
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thats kanye west, mother****ing poet fine upstanding member of society for all you un educateds out there
AWWWW YEAH DAWG!
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Unending Torment Posted:
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Phlegmatic Posted:
First person to make me laugh gets 10,000 flezz and a ticket to Philadelphia.
Why should i conform to your standards of humor for a capitalist token gesture?
Don’t worry. They just don’t understand. I sent you an online gift certificate for Hot Topic; they have that new ironic shirt you wanted.
Thank you, ever since my parents grounded me i haven’t been able to go out and get it myself.
Yeah, I know how that is. I’m in college now, so I don’t have to worry about that. But my parents did say if I didn’t get a job on campus, they’re going to have to cut my allowance by fifty bux. They don’t understand how hard it is to balance college, the roleplaying club, the goth club I dance at, and the internet. Log in to see images!
Red_Machine_D Posted:
Unending Torment Posted:
Stop calling me sugar mammary glands!
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No…Sugar mammary glands.
I’m rarely a man of violence, but if you don’t stop it, I’m liable to hurt you on the internet.
Really? you and who’s army?
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genericangstyposter Posted:
I cut off your toes one by one by one. Then I force feed them to you, bone and all. Slurpidy slurp. Then I do the same with your fingers. Your male reproductive organ and balls. Then I cut off your nipples and feed them to you. Then I cut off your eyes, and nose, and feed them to you. Then, finally, I operate on you… pulling out as many organs as I possibly can, and shove them in your throat. Delicious, delicious organs.
I’m an undead necropolitan so it doesn’t really matter, i don’t have a constitution score.
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Red_Machine_D Posted:
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k, that’s odd, have images been disabled or something?
My mother is disabled. She can’t see at all.
Are you making fun of my mother, because if you are, I might just have to pull out every one of my eyebrow hairs. Log in to see images!
She’s not the first to be left blind after a right good rogering from my mbumive, monumentally mountainous man-monster.
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Unending Torment Posted:
Stop calling me sugar mammary glands!
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No…Sugar mammary glands.
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igreat timestears Posted:
Grunduggerer Posted:
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Red_Machine_D Posted:
I’ll kidnap him for £50, deprogram him for £100 and kill him for £500.
That’s exactly what the Scientologists would do.
This is L. Ron Hubbard, speaking from beyond the grave!
Your anxiety about this is probably due to past-life trauma. An intensive series of auditing will help clear up the problem faster than your acne! In fact the trauma you experienced most likely caused your acne.
So head on down to your local Scientology center. Tell ‘em Ron sent you, and get a 0% discount on book fees!
—————-
Would you like to help clear the planet? Join the Sea Org today!
I literally laughed out loud. Thanks for that. I have a slight smile on my face. Log in to see images!
Would you make out with me if we met behind Safeway? I’m hoping that you’ll say no so that the pain sets in, or that you say yes, and that you’ll stand me up, or that you’ll say yes, we’ll have a relationship, that I’ll **** it up and that I’ll write a song about it.
Sound good?
I can do all that AND I’ll let you ride around in my Nissan Skyline.
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preppyfruit4 Posted:
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Does anybody in this forum speak English!? A human life is in danger, and all you can talk about is shallow vagueries. You’re nothing but a couple of vacuous tarts.
yuos are the lamestgo BASk ro cave0rqaceLog in to see images!
私のディックを吸う
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Red_Machine_D Posted:
I’ll kidnap him for £50, deprogram him for £100 and kill him for £500.
That’s exactly what the Scientologists would do.
Alright, alright, I’ll throw in the killing for free.
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I tie you to a chair, before taking a rusty syringe filled with diarrhea and inject it under your forehead, into your tongue and into both balls, i then take a starved rat, inject it with PCP and place it in your bum before sewing it shut with wire, while it eats away at your insides i slowly peels your fingernails off one by one, before hammering a nail into every join in your fingers and feet, i then pry your eyes from their sockets and penetrate both ear drums with the syringe from before and leave you to die of blood loss.
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I’ll kidnap him for £50, deprogram him for £100 and kill him for £500.
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7u880y Posted:
so sorri 2 hear aboud ure sis… but dun spend ure time on revenge… i think u shud pray 4 here and b there 4 ure sis Log in to see images!
Praying is for the dumb and the elderly, you should end her misery and turn off the machine.
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Maha Posted:
It was You.
Me?!
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