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What's happened since I left?Hey, I stopped playing Forumwarz last Christmas, and just came back today. To anyone reading this, please tell me all that’s happened within the past few months in about three words or less.
Ok, I’m just plain lazy. (view post) |
04/28/2009 | |
CLOSED: Contest! - Win up to 3 BP - Post inside$ (view post) |
01/13/2009 | |
CLOSED: Contest! - Win up to 3 BP - Post inside$ (view post) |
01/13/2009 | |
Help me pick my next avatar!!!Zi Posted: |
12/24/2008 | |
Another last post wins 3BP.Log in to see images! (view post) |
12/23/2008 | |
Ho Ho Ho!Bix Nood Posted:
DAMMIT! Why didn’t I think of that?
Oh well, there’s always next year… (view post) |
12/23/2008 | |
Post Your ForumWarz X-Mbum List!I’d like Santa to go away Log in to see images!
Also, I want a single BP. (view post) |
12/23/2008 | |
Ho Ho Ho!I really want a jet pack this year. bumuming that many, many people are going to wish for cars this year, most of those people will actually recieve one this Christmas. And when those people take their new cars out for a drive, the roads will be stuffed with vehicles, causing major traffic jams all across the globe. And when the people in my area are all stuck on the road, crashing their cars into one another (from all of the ice on the streets), holding up traffic, I will be flying above them all on my brand-new jet pack, laughing at their seemingly endless demise. Also, I may or may not drop tons of various crap on cars/people/snowmen/pets from above, I haven’t really decided yet. (view post) |
12/23/2008 | |
TubMail from FarryWings8.I got one. (view post) |
12/22/2008 | |
Historical Inaccuracy in-gameI would like to take some time to discuss an Historical Inaccuracy I have found in the game, concerning the description of one of the in-game stores: TallJungle****.com.
The description of the site reads: “Named after the legendarily tall ****es of the jungles of South America, TallJungle****.com is a popular e-tailer for books and ****.”
I bumume the description is mentioning the Amazonians, the legendary women warriors of the ancient world.
Unfortunately, the Amazonians did not live (or exist) in the jungles of South America.
They actually lived near Europe.
The Amazonians were actually a large tribe of female warriors that lived in the area that is now modern-day Turkey. They are commonly described in Greek mythology as the citizens of a kingdom that consisted entirely of women; A kingdom where no man would never be permitted to reside (except once a year to help re-populate the Amazonian kingdom, even then the resulting male children from mating would either be killed or left to fend for themselves). According to legend, the Amazonians and the Greeks have gone to war numerous times, and were often described as beautiful, fierce warriors. According to legend, the Amazonians had their right breasts cut off, so they could use a bow more effectively.
I would just like to point this out to everyone.
And yes, I do know this is a RP-forum, but I feel that this would be a bit of trolling… (view post) |
12/19/2008 | |
I AM CAPTAIN INTERNETCaptain Internet Posted:
Bad idea. (view post) |
12/19/2008 | |
I got caught for hackingquantumenergy Posted: |
12/17/2008 | |
maxvance Posted:
I’m using a MacBook. (view post) |
12/16/2008 | |
Petition to unban Mice Paced OhmSigned. Tommy’s fun to have around. (view post) |
12/16/2008 | |
205000Master_Troll Posted:
You’re missing a zero… (view post) |
12/16/2008 | |
Special attacks/abilities in the game?That would be an excellent idea.
For example, for a stun attack, maybe a camwhore could post her exposed breasts (censored during gameplay, of course), and the posters on the thread would not be able to do anything for a turn, since they would be too smitten to think of an angry reply.
Another possibilty would be to expand on Ophelia’s Bad Poetry, and make it’s attack posts so incredibly long, that it would make the angry posters fall asleep for a few turns, out of sheer boredom (or you could make poetry sleep attacks an Emo exclusive ability).
For Trolls, maybe a goatse attack (again, censored, for the sake of what’s left of everyone’s sanity) could deteriorate the ego of a thread over a few turns.
For Permanoobs, they could post something extremely stupid (even by their standards), causing the posters to become confused, giving them a 50/50 chance of either attacking you, or attacking themselves.
For Hackers, give them an auto bot that allows them to post multiple times (in a sort of Haste-like state) before the thread can counter-attack.
I also like BlankTH’s idea: BlankTH Posted:
These are some possibilities of special attacks, but if attacks like these are implemented into the game, I think the threads would have to be a bit stronger, to balance everything out. (view post) |
12/16/2008 | |
Evil Terrorist Shoe Attacks Our Honorable PresidentWhen I saw what happened this morning, I laughed my bum off.
I also loved Mr. Bush’s quote afterwards.
George Walker Bush Posted:(view post) |
12/15/2008 | |
It's a Crotch Zombie X-Mbum!I might send something… it depends on how generous I’m feeling. (view post) |
12/15/2008 | |
CLOSED: Post to win a BP #5Log in to see images! (view post) |
12/14/2008 | |
CLOSED: Post to win a BP #4Log in to see images! (view post) |
12/14/2008 |