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Make the correct prediction for 100 bpIt ended the day you were born.
You own me 100 bp. (view post) |
07/12/2010 |
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Contest for some BP: Post up a stormSanDyk Posted:
Totally. All incit regular players are in this klan. (view post) |
07/09/2010 |
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(NSFW) CONTEST FOR 60 BP: The Confessional BoothTemptations
Well, every good old teenager or even someone who is in puberty, has already gone through a temptation. But what kind of temptations? The temptations are those wrong things, that you know they’re good, but can’t do, for logical or family reasons. It starts in the childhood, most boys start by influence of their female cousin and the weekend group baths in grandma’s house. There’s always a time when your dad and your mon tell you the mischievous things they did in their adolescence and, basically, you have some desire of doing the same thing, even knowing it’s wrong, and then come the temptations (happened with me). These kinds of situations are variable, might be that girl that you know you can’t be with, that cousin you always wanted to have, or even that chicken in the house near your beach house.
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What? A chicken? I didn’t get it (you will soon do, boy).
Well, let’s tell my story:
I was in my aunt’s house, when my dad was telling stories of when we was a child and, among them, there was a, well, let’s say, funny story, in which my dad did (literally) his neighbour’s chicken.
Exactly 2 years later, I was 8, I was at the beach, and I saw a chicken, and then I remembered my dad’s story, then… well, you know what happened then.
I sat on the beach and started making my sandcastle, I ignored the chicken, but I think she was seducing me, those “male reproductive organ male reproductive organ” she made seemed to call me for a relashionship, until I grabbed her and stealthly took her to the back of the beach house, well… then something lame happened.
I won’t lie, when I started trying to introduce it in the chicken, the “male reproductive organ male reproductive organ” that came from her started getting quiet, but when I finished getting it inside, she simply despaired.
“COOOOOOOOOOCK COOOOOOOOOOOCK COOOOOOO…” the chicken screamed, I don’t think it was of pain, since, I tell the truth, it was a kind of faux-male reproductive organ what I had at that time.
Well, I was happy getting it inside that hot and narrow thing, but when I decided to stop it because the chicken was making too much noise, well, the worst happened.
The chicken was holding my material inside her, and she didn’t want to let it go, and then she started pecking my leg.
I then ran to the beach for my father, with the chicken stuck with me, and when I saw a lot of people laughing at me, I resorted to the worst. I went in the sea and tried to drown the chicken, but she was making so much noise that called even more attention to me, until one of my sisters showed up and tried to take the chicken out, but she didn’t want to let it go, I’ll never forget:
“Ahhhhhh… it hurts… take it out, sisteeeeeeeer” “No… stop stop.. you are going to take my male reproductive organ out, ahhhhhh…. I want my daaaaad”
Well, I don’t remember it exactly, it took about one hour till the chicken decided to let it go of my male reproductive organ, they had to hold her beak and try to keep her from breathing.
Until today, at that beach, I and known as the “chicken boy”. =/
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Original Post: Zero, from TibiaBR forums. Translation: me (sorry if it’s crappy). (view post) |
07/08/2010 |
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Contest for some BP: Post up a stormI thought you meant brainstorm…
Who won the bp until now, and how many? (view post) |
07/06/2010 |
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Contest for some BP: Post up a stormMe too, my despair for episode 3 is equal of the combined despair of every person who posted or is gonna post in this thread, + 1. And if my previous post wasn’t enough of a storm, I have nothing else of value to contribute to this thread. (view post) |
07/06/2010 |
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Contest for some BP: Post up a stormWas this enough of a storm for you? (view post) |
07/06/2010 |
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Contest for some BP: Post up a stormHow can we make storms in this thread is there’s no sun, or water, or a sky to start it? You said you want a storm, but the only thing we can do is posting. For the posting to become a storm, we’d need to post water, then sun to turn it into vapour, and then a sky so the storm could come from somewhere. But then, we’d have to figure out what posts are each one of them. We could use man-man’s science method, but it would take a long time to work, since we would need to test lots of posts to see what posts are sky, sun and water. And you would’t tell us, since then goal is to make a full storm, not sky, sun or water. So we’d have to test different combinations of posts, until we managed to make a full storm.
And it doesn’t end here. If we wanted to make a storm of the size we wanted, we’d need to combine the other 3 elements in exact ammounts. And since you’re not telling us how to do it, we’d have to test the post combinations in different sizes. That, of course, bumuming the ammount of water/sun/sky is proportional to the size of the post, which we cannot be sure. Now, based in the math laws of combination, that would take one hell of a long time. Months, or maybe years. Forumwarz might as well cease to exist before we end it. This huge ammount of time would be better used by going to the streets and begging for money, to buy the bp we want.
Of couse, we could develop a program that would write random posts for us, and make the science process way, way faster. But then, you would have to read all the posts, and since you already have both contests e-peens, I doubt you’d want to go through such a big effort just to please some forumwarz users. You would probably give the bp to some random person, like you did to 006ruler, since the criteria of this contest is totally subjective. Besides, by writing such a huge ammounts of posts, we would risk being banned for trolling. Or for creating multiple accounts, since the only way to post faster and avoid the posting time rule would be to make multiple accounts and have all of them work the program.
So, for this reason, I must conclude that this contest is not worth wasting time on it. Neither for you, nor for us. It would be if you raised the bp award, which would act as a good incentive for us to devise a better method to figure out this contest’s riddle. Or maybe, you could just tell us what the hell we have to do. But then, that would ruin the point of it, which is to figure out what we have to do.
Therefore, this contest comes to a halt, since we still want the bp (I’m desperate for it), but can’t think of a way to get it. Further thinking is needed to find a solution to this problem. (view post) |
07/06/2010 |
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Contest for some BP: Post up a stormEDITED, my post is down. (view post) |
07/06/2010 |
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Contest: 60 BPs for people who know WeChall is a ****ty Klan!Log in to see images! (view post) |
07/05/2010 |
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(NSFW) CONTEST FOR 60 BP: The Confessional BoothI`ve read a story in another forum other day. It’s outstadingly funny, might win the 70 bp right away, but I’m not the author, and I don’t feel right pretending I wrote it. Can I post it here (it’s in portuguese, so I’ll translate) and still run for the bp? (view post) |
07/05/2010 |
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Contest for 375 BP :: WISHFUL THINKING :: Make a wish and winI wish I had a device that told me how long a line is going to take to get to my turn, so I would know if it’s worth waiting in that line. This would prevent a lot of annoyance. (view post) |
07/05/2010 |
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Contest for 375 BP :: WISHFUL THINKING :: Make a wish and winI wish people would stop wishing and do something. (view post) |
07/05/2010 |
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Giving out friend requests for freeI want friendz (view post) |
07/05/2010 |
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Contest: 45 BP giveaway to WeChall membersLog in to see images! (view post) |
07/05/2010 |
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2-in-1 contest for 30 BPLog in to see images! (view post) |
07/05/2010 |
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CONTEST: Post here for a chance at 150 BPjust noticed it was due on 7/1. LOL (view post) |
07/05/2010 |
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CONTEST: Post here for a chance at 150 BPLog in to see images! (view post) |
07/05/2010 |
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CONTEST: Post here for a chance at 150 BPLog in to see images! (view post) |
07/05/2010 |
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Post for a chance at 45 BPsLog in to see images! (view post) |
07/04/2010 |
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[NSFW] Post Like The Wind Contest- GROWING POT!!!Log in to see images! (view post) |
05/22/2009 |