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I forgot why FalconFour was banned.

INB4 FOW

Contest for 1bp make me a new name.

fine upstanding member of society-bum

fine upstanding member of society-URETHRA

fine upstanding member of society-RECTUM

fine upstanding member of society-TESTICLE

fine upstanding member of society-SCROTUM

fine upstanding member of society-NIPPLE

I THINK YOU GET THE IDEA HERE.

Oleg Mordashov's IDC Worthless People Filter

I can’t wait for my name to be in everybody’s list.

Swines 70 BP Giveaway Extravaganza (Potentiallly NSFW)

Meepo Posted:

Hmmm….

<random sob story that may or may not be true>

Two years ago, I was in a car crash with a roller coaster and now I am a paraplegic amputee. Every morning I wobble to my computer and log on to ForumWarz, typing with my male reproductive organ which has now become opposable. This is all I do every day because I can no longer have a social life, due to my stump limbs and weird bendable male reproductive organ. Unfortunately I soon came to the end of Episode 1 and with nothing left to do, I contemplated hanging myself. That idea was soon trashed as I do not have arms with which to tie a rope to the ceiling fan with. So here I am, a sobbing blob of a man, and humbly beg of you to spare 7BP so that I can have something to do with my time once again, until I one day die in this very spot. The police will find my disfigured skeleton months later and wonder just what the hell kind of creature I was before concluding that I was indeed the Chupacabra.

</random sob story that may or may not be true>

Give this man some ****ing bp.

Fast post contest for 3 BP, closing soon

Log in to see images! Hi, it’s Vince with ShamWow. You’ll be saying “Wow” every time you use this towel. It’s like a shammy, it’s like a towel, it’s like a sponge. A regular towel doesn’t work wet; this works wet or dry. This is for the house, the car, the boat, the RV. ShamWow holds twenty times it’s weight in liquid. Look at it! It just does the work! Why do you want to work twice as hard?

Doesn’t drip, doesn’t make a mess… wring it out. You wash it in the washing machine. Made in Germany – you know the German’s always make good stuff.

You can cut it in half – use one as a bath mat, drain dishes with the other one, use one as a towel.

Olympic divers use it as a towel. Look at that – completely dry . Put a wet sweater [on it], roll it up – it dries your sweaters. Here’s some cola. Wine, coffee, cola, pet stains… Not only is the damage going to be on top – there’s your mildew – that is going to smell.

See that? Now we’re going to do this in real time. Look at this – put it on the spill, turn it over – without even putting any pressure, fifty percent of the cola – right there. You following me camera guy?

The other fifty percent – the color – starts to come up. No other towel is going to do that. It acts like a vacuum, and – look at this – virtually dry on the bottom. See what I’m telling ya? ShamWow – you’ll be saying “wow” every time.

(CLOSED!): Create the Forumwarz Motto — Win BP and E-Peen™!

FORUMWARZ

Make Jesus Cry.

(CLOSED!): Create the Forumwarz Motto — Win BP and E-Peen™!

FORUMWARZ

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Best Ventrillo Harasment Ever

[quote]UndeadPhallus117 Posted:

You have **** taste. Have some quality ventrilo harbumment:

Thats also a great one, here’s one I’ve always liked, it’s sweet and simple.

+++ Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange +++

Oleg Mordashov Posted:

This is great suggestion! Thank you for improving Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange!

MARCH 18TH INSURANCE – Purchase now before it’s too late!

Thank you, I have partaken in purchasing some of your fine insurance.

bump this thread after march 18

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