+++ Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange +++

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Dear Forumwarriorz,

welcome to exciting new Kyoubai-related enterprise Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange!

The newest project of Мордашов Holding is targeted at all dedicated players who search for innovative trade opportunities with reliable business partner that meets highest professionality standards. You are guaranteed excellent shopping experience and attractive offers in all our operating fields. However, business portfolio of Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange is not limited to high-performance Kyoubai services but also involves several interesting offers for aspiring Forumwarz merchants to engage in B2B activities. Feel free to message Oleg Mordashov to request further information!

Be aware that we offer various interesting incentive programs for regular customers. Keep your eyes open!

Thank you for visiting Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange, we wish you a pleasant stay!

IMPORTANT: Please be aware that the buyout prices match the reserve, so don’t try to bid on any items featured in this shop.

Take a look at what we have to offer:
THE BOUTIQUE

COMPUTER STORE

DISCOUNTED ITEMS

INFORMATIONS ON MORDASHOV PREMIUM INSURANCE

CREATE YOUR OWN WISH LIST!

WISH LIST

MORDASHOV INVESTMENTS

CAREER OPPORTUNITIES

PURCHASE SERVICE

MORDASHOV GOLD CUSTOMER STATUS

MARCH 18 INSURANCE (SALE ENDED)

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THE BOUTIQUE

Fashionable glbumes improve forum-pwning performance by approximately 4,5%!

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– Versnatche Earbleeders (SOLD TO Mr Horseh)
– Versnatche Earbleeders (SOLD TO shifty_pecker)
– Versnatche Earbleeders (SOLD TO Hacker Stucco)
– Versnatche Earbleeders (SOLD TO Ronoa Hige)
– Versnatche Earbleeders (SOLD TO 404_User_Not_Found)
– Versnatche Earbleeders (SOLD TO Hyren123)
– Versnatche Earbleeders (SOLD TO Rock Astley)
– Versnatche Earbleeders (SOLD TO MrINBN)
– Versnatche Earbleeders (SOLD TO Bandaney)

Trolls must have Tumorous Kidney if they want to survive in today’s world. Don’t risk your life, buy now!

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These flowers are very good to put on grave of somebody you killed. Or to give to Acid Flux because his Kyoubai store is giving less profit than mine does.

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– Weeping Blue Orchid (SOLD TO Penguinzrock)
– Weeping Blue Orchid (SOLD TO teh Ardent bumhedz)

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COMPUTER STORE

Professional Forumwarrior relies on professional hardware. Only with newest computer, you can avoid high latency and critical system errors.

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– PruneServ (SOLD TO xX_73h_1337_m0d3r470r_Xx)
– PruneServ (SOLD TO Mavrick)
– PruneServ (SOLD TO Molester_chester)

Need new high-speed cables? No problem!

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Want a good corresponding router? Try WETGEAR!

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Need replacement hardware? We have motherboards!

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– Motherboard (SOLD TO teh Ardent bumhedz)
– Motherboard (SOLD TO teh Ardent bumhedz)
– Motherboard (SOLD TO teh Ardent bumhedz)
– Motherboard (SOLD TO teh Ardent bumhedz)
– Motherboard (SOLD TO quantumenergy)
– Motherboard (SOLD TO xX_73h_1337_m0d3r470r_Xx)

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DISCOUNTED ITEMS

LIMITED OFFER! Purchase a rare lesbian porn video starring The Baroness and Bandaney! No details on the content can be given.

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– Lesbian Porn featuring The Baroness and Bandaney (SOLD TO Tresxae)
– Lesbian Porn featuring The Baroness and Bandaney (SOLD TO pregeneratedusername)
– Lesbian Porn featuring The Baroness and Bandaney (SOLD TO Shinsquall)
– Lesbian Porn featuring The Baroness and Bandaney (SOLD TO teh Ardent bumhedz)
– Lesbian Porn featuring The Baroness and Bandaney (SOLD TO plk)
– Lesbian Porn featuring The Baroness and Bandaney (SOLD TO glowspawn)

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INFORMATIONS ON MORDASHOV PREMIUM INSURANCE

Unfortunately, Kyoubai is insecure business. Website is very unreliable at times and auction house database is administrated by huge fabulous person. To encounter these difficulties and ensure maximal possible transaction security for all customers, Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange introduces efficient new auction insurance system called Mordashov Premium Insurance (MPI). It covers all incidents that cause abortion of auction or flawed item transactions as long as no malicious intent or grossly negligent conduct by bidder lead to it. Fee for this service (5% of item value) is automatically added to all Mordashov auctions to serve your shopping comfort.

We hope you enjoy Mordashov Premium Insurance! Feel free to submit feedback!

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CREATE YOUR OWN WISH LIST!

Let people know which items you want to have! This is very popular feature that finally finds its way into Forumwarz. You always wanted that Tumorous Kidney but could not afford it yourself? Yet you have huge amount of e-stalkers who would enjoy to waste precious amounts of Log in to see images! immediately after submitting Wish List. Gold customers don’t have to pay for a Wish List entry.

This feature is clearly a major unique selling point of Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange and we hope that you enjoy it.

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WISH LIST

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MORDASHOV INVESTMENTS

To be launched later.

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CAREER OPPORTUNITIES

Open positions (check this thread or send application to Oleg Mordashov!):

CHIEF TECHNICAL OFFICER

Your task consists of maintaining the servers of Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange and administrating constantly growing customer database on daily basis. You are not only responsible to make sure that service is available 24/7 but also you have to further improve the transaction interface in regards of speed and comfort. Requirements: Experience as IT administrator, flexibility. Payment: 30 BP/month.

CHIEF BRAND DEVELOPMENT OFFICER

Your task is to work on aspiring Kyoubai brand Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange. You must create appealing corporate identity and make sure that public perception of business matches brand objectives. You must also work on communication strategies to optimize the effect of Mordashov brand. Requirements: Management experience, good presentation skills, flexibility. Payment: 30 BP/month.

Taken positions:

CHIEF MARKETING OFFICER: The Baroness

Your task consists of advertising Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange to broad audience on Forumwarz. You must explore aspiring new advertising opportunities and keep track of efficiency. Objective is not only to create maximal exposure for products, but also to increase income by launching special advertising campaigns. Payment: 30 BP/month.

CHIEF CUSTOMER RELATIONS OFFICER: StrayNeko

Your task consists of helping out customers of Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange. You have to make sure that shopping experience is positive for everyone and that requests by customers are fulfilled in short time. Your task is also to organize customer feedback and create detailed analysis. Payment: 30 BP/month.

CHIEF ACCOUNTING OFFICER: Aldo_Anything

Your task is to keep track of all kinds of financial transactions in Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange. You must record all expenses and revenues and maintain complete accountancy of business. Furthermore, it is also up to you to analyze customer behaviour and give advice on how to optimize listings in order to increase income. Requirements: Experience as accountant, good presentation skills, flexibility. Payment: 30 BP/month.

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PURCHASE SERVICE

You have high-quality item you search reliable buyer for? Professionality and A+ service is important for you? Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange offers special Purchase Service for cases like this! Currently we are interested in buying the following items:

Wireless Headset: 800,000
Dakota Fanning – My Humps (Cover).tune: 300,000
INCIT photos to remove for being patently unfunny.sdoc: 160,000
What Do You Call a Democrat at the Bottom of the Ocean?: 124,000
pink floyd – darkside full album (ttly syncs w/ wzrd of oz at 2:43 awesome!!!).hear: 105,000
useless program that only wastes space.exec: 56,000
Venus de Milo: 8,800

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MORDASHOV GOLD CUSTOMER STATUS

Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange cares about all its customers. While everybody gets exclusive support and lots of unique features, there is a very special bonus for our most valuable clients: the Mordashov Gold Customer Status. If you are Gold Customer, it means that you can request any items you want to be put up for sale by sending Tubmail to Oleg Mordashov. Also you can make use of the Wish List premium feature without having to pay Brownie Points!

List of Gold Customers:

teh Ardent bumhedz

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MARCH 18TH INSURANCE (SALE ENDED)

March 18th, 2009. It’s not just a day like any other. Things will happen. Are you prepared for inevitable event “M18” that will change Forumwarz forever? You don’t have to be afraid! If you want to make sure that you won’t be affected in a negative way, there is one simple purchase you must make. Oleg Mordashov proudly presents to you March 18th Insurance: Great Walls of Fire. It is the only reliable measure to certainly avoid becoming a victim of M18! Enjoy!

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– March 18th Insurance (SOLD TO Darth Maustachio)
– March 18th Insurance (SOLD TO pieyum)
– March 18th Insurance (SOLD TO Hito)
– March 18th Insurance (SOLD TO pregeneratedusername)
– March 18th Insurance (SOLD TO RockinLock)
– March 18th Insurance (SOLD TO Chronic-Boy)
– March 18th Insurance (SOLD TO KaaVink)
– March 18th Insurance (SOLD TO StarkJade)
– March 18th Insurance (SOLD TO Rage_****)
– March 18th Insurance (SOLD TO m0r1arty)
– March 18th Insurance (SOLD TO JayZJay)
– March 18th Insurance (SOLD TO uberdaveman)
– March 18th Insurance (SOLD TO Hans-Mofo)
– March 18th Insurance (SOLD TO Bigandtasty)
– March 18th Insurance (SOLD TO PROFESSOR_COMMIE)
– March 18th Insurance (SOLD TO Crazedweasels)
– March 18th Insurance (SOLD TO andrewp182)
– March 18th Insurance (SOLD TO Rigr)
– March 18th Insurance (SOLD TO Recommencer)
– March 18th Insurance (SOLD TO Fortunato)
– March 18th Insurance (SOLD TO Coke Is It)
– March 18th Insurance (SOLD TO Aldo_Anything)
– March 18th Insurance (SOLD TO Lord Boxtop)
– March 18th Insurance (SOLD TO SuperHappyFunKitty)
– March 18th Insurance (SOLD TO fine upstanding member of society-male reproductive organ)

The standard March 18th Insurance is not what you are looking for? You are not only interested in pure protection, but want to sit in the first row instead? Then Mordashov Blue-Chip Quality Goods Exchange has an unique opportunity for you! Experience March 18th with your own eyes! This is a highly exclusive opportunity that is limited to one single auction. Due to the nature of this offer, there is no buyout price this time. The highest bidder wins – you have 24 hours!

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– March 18th VIP Access (SOLD TO Pavilion for 230,854)