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CLOSED: Friend Contest for 3 BP (Probably NSFW)/\/\/\ fabulous person
I can’t spend any more money on this game. My family is starving. (view post) |
01/06/2009 |
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CLOSED: Post to win 10 BP! Ends Dec. 31st!Bonk (view post) |
12/29/2008 |
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All new last post wins 3BP threadIt’s never over (view post) |
09/05/2008 |
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CLOSED: 2 BP up for grabs!Obama has the most extreme record in the senate, save for Ron Paul. He can say all he wants about no red states or blues states but at the end of the day I don’t trust him to respect the issues of the red half of this country. And seeing as how our senate is one of the most unproductive on record, I wonder how much change can actually get done. He can’t even swallow his pride and admit what the other side has done right, like the effectiveness of the troop surge. (view post) |
08/31/2008 |
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CLOSED: TROLLTIME: Your Best InsultI hope the next time you bend some four-dollar-escort over a Cadillac you wind up getting syphilis and it goes untreated, because no one will notice as your brain starts to rot as you were already such a ****wit in the first place. I fantasize about your death at night, and fall asleep grinning as a result. I hope you get hit with a truck full of dirty diapers outside of the School for the Deaf, turning you into the messiest, most ****-filled form of street pizza in the past decade. **** off and die, you vermin, you ignorant ****, you mongrel. (view post) |
08/29/2008 |
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CLOSED: Guess the release date of Episode 2 and win 3 BPOctober 20th, 2008 (view post) |
08/24/2008 |
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Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)coreyjess Posted:
First joke I ever wrote, actually. Thought that would have worked. Oh well, at least you enjoyed it Log in to see images! (view post) |
08/24/2008 |
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Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)Twas the day of the kings cirgreat timescision, and one of his dukes threw him a ball. Which one? His left one. Round the table sat the count, the discount, and the recount, all flinging camel turd, for in those days bull**** was unheard of. The king stood in this diamond studded jock as David rode in on his seven foot stud and said “ho”. And the king asked, “What ho?” And David said “bumhole” and thus scored two points for the people. “Where is the princess?” asked David. “In bed with diphtheria” responded the king. “Oh, is that damn greek back again?” David was thrown to the lions for his intentions. He managed to sneak up behind on of the burly beasts and grab him. “It tickles” said the lion. “What tickles?” asked David. “Testicles” responded the lion, thus scoring two points for the lions. David was able to escape his brutal fate and approached the king, but while doing so he stepped in camel turd. The turd flew at random. Random ducked, and the turd hit the king square in the face. “****!” shouted the king, and round the kingdom people squatted and groaned for in those days the king’s word was law. “Where is the princess?” Demanded David. “**** the princess!” shouted the king. And ten thousand people were trampled that day for the kings word was law. (view post) |
08/23/2008 |
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What's your religious affiliation?I’m Omnitheist. Organized religion? I’ll take my disorganized religion, thank you very much. (view post) |
08/22/2008 |
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Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)A man is shopping around a pawn shop and sees a golden statue of a rat. He asks the guy at the counter, “how much is this thing?” The man at the counter replies, “Ah. It’s five dollars for the statue, and one hundred for the story behind it.” The man figures he’ll skip the story and hands over a five. As he’s walking home, he notices rats are coming out from the sewers and following him. Just a few at first, but after a few blocks, the street is filled with the rodents. The man suddenly has a bright idea. He heads to the docks and gets in a boat, and rows out a few yards. The rats follow him into the water and drown. He then heads right back to the store. The man at the counter grins as he walks in, and asks, “Ah, you’ll be wanting to hear that story now, huh?” “Nope,” replies the man, “I was wonder if you had any golden lawyers.” (view post) |
08/22/2008 |
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Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)Time for math jokes!
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An engineer, a biologist, and a mathematician are standing outside of an empty house. They see two people walk in the house, and after some time pbumes, they see three people leave. The engineer says, “Huh, guess I miscounted the people going in”. The Biologist goes, “They must have reproduced”. The mathematician says, ” There are now negative one people in the house.”
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And engineer, a physicist, and a mathematician are all staying a hotel when a fire bursts out in each of their rooms. The engineer grabs a blanket, throws it on the fire, and stomps the fire out. The physicist comes up with a formula for the growth of the fire and calculates exactly how much water is need to put it out, fill up a bucket to the exact amount, and then puts the fire out. The mathematician walks to the bathroom, turns and the faucet, and declares, “There. I’ve proven that a solution to the problem exists.” (view post) |
08/22/2008 |
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Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)A guy gets pulled over for suspicion of drunk driving. The cop saunters over to the window and asks the guy to take a Breathalyzer test. “Well I can’t do that officer” says the man. “Well why the hell not?” asks the officer. “The guy says, “Because I’m an asthmatic, and breathing into that could trigger an asthma attack” The cops says, “Well fine then, I’m gonna need you to come down to the station and give a urine sample.” The guy says, “I can’t do the either.” Cop goes, “Well why not?” Guy replies, “I’m diabetic, and that could throw my blood sugar way off.” Cop goes, “That’s fine, I’m gonna need you to give us a blood test then.” The guy says, “I can’t do that either.” Cop says, “Why not this time?” Guy says, “I’m a hemophiliac, and I could bleed out and die” Cop says, “Well, then I’ll need you to step out of the car and walk on this white line for me.” Guy gowes, “I can’t do that either” Cop asks, “Well why not?” Guy goes, “Cause I’m drunk.” (view post) |
08/22/2008 |
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Forumwarz Domination: SuggestionsWell, you could trade in enough scoops so that you have zero too. Then you could use it. Kind of a ****ty way to get around it, though. (view post) |
01/21/2008 |
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What're you so great at?I have the fastest time for the denture chat forum. Cause I’m awesome like that. (view post) |
01/21/2008 |
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Forumwarz DominationAre chocolate scoops not retroactive for this forumbuldr round? Because I have several ideas that have plenty of votes with no scoops. (view post) |
01/17/2008 |
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Can Trolls wear Tinted Sunglbumes?I’m actually using the tinted glbumes right now, so knock yourself out. (view post) |
12/30/2007 |