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CLOSED: bumer me up. 8 BP up for grabs. GO!So, ahem. Let me reiterate my previous statement. One FULL liter of Sljivovica for your BP’s, dear sir/ma’am.
No lame sexual favors, no “I’ll give you riches beyond your wildest dreams”, no bull**** promises people can’t and probably won’t deliver. And definitely no actual bumer or, god forbid, margarine. Just 100% natural Plum Brandy, a whole bottle.
The trick is, this is the **** of Gods. It’s magical.
You’ll either die when you down the entire bottle or obtain godlike powers reserved only for D&D intermediate deities. It’s worth of risk and 8BP. (view post) |
12/07/2008 |
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All new last post wins 3BP threadThis ain’t nonsense. Do not reply to it. (view post) |
12/07/2008 |
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Now I'm going to bang my male reproductive organ on the keyboardITT, remarkably small male reproductive organs.
Fran Posted:just use that hardened, moist clit Mom Nature gave you and ****slap your KB with it Log in to see images! there’s a BIG chance you’ll have more success than OP. (view post) |
12/07/2008 |
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You're all idiots.Fran Posted:Fixed it a bit.
OP, go gag on a male reproductive organ-shaped mushroom while stuffing your bum with Thanksgiving leftovers [provided that you’re American; in case you aren’t, just use bologna]. (view post) |
12/07/2008 |
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cSEwIf0QHgEhMCEhMCEtOI3rGyPrp6V%2BFGzmShFgzS1P8lbJc0V8B%2BjCyMm8d5kZLbB4YEX571og+3gHAX1Tf88Itl0k/WiExMyGMHQhhd%2B38vaqxmy1go2reym3DGJhZ/5pz9eNlLU7bNPNrJ/wG7B84+K5tM69wt6yExMiGVdPE78fowa7gHVONwOS36OCBnq/4/1JU8Fd7sd%2BzTLUn%2B1neeHOChwi6qS4PS+c1gtTtQhMTAhuaFalconFour Posted:...and that shall forever remain a mystery to you, won’t it? Log in to see images! (view post) |
12/07/2008 |
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Urgent Problem7VibratingRaepdogs Posted: 7VibratingRaepdogs Posted:mmmm, more faptime ahead (view post) |
12/06/2008 |
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Hi you guys, I'm Manrus!Hi there, someone’s been looking for ya: Log in to see images!
Odalisque Posted: Well ****, why couldn’t you tell me that BEFORE I went to wank off so I could have nice mental images instead of crappy office porn?! Meh, enjoy the orgasm, I guess. (view post) |
12/06/2008 |
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Hey Guys.Gonna go chow down some stew, brb. (view post) |
12/06/2008 |
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All new last post wins 3BP threadEVEN MORE NONSENSE TO REPLY TO. (view post) |
12/06/2008 |
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ITT: ONLY PPL WITH EPEEN SIZE OF 9.16 OR HIGHER ARE ALLOWED TO POST, THE REST OF YOU ARE MERE CHATTEL AND WILL BE IGNOREDSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHH BOOOOYYYYEEEEE
btw, 37/50. I could go to Mexico for male reproductive organ enlargement, but **** Mexico when I can sodomize Hall of Faded Fame 4 times a day for the next 120 days. WITH A TINY FLACCID male reproductive organ, NO LESS. Log in to see images! (view post) |
12/06/2008 |
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Who is the funniest ForumWarz player?God damn you, I want that picture setLog in to see images! (view post) |
12/05/2008 |
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All new last post wins 3BP threadFart. A really prolonged one. (view post) |
12/04/2008 |
To be cooking turkeyFire, Dear Leader. FIRE. It’s the best way to cook things. Or burn things. Or people. (view post) |
12/04/2008 | |
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MHMM ive been told anyone who doesnt post in this does NOT want brownie'zLog in to see images!
It might look like “2fabulous persons1PileOf****”, but it’s actually a brownie. A tasty, scrumptious brownie.
No ****. (view post) |
12/04/2008 |
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Fran: Ultimate Older Sister?Aldo_Anything Posted:And this is bad… why??? (view post) |
12/04/2008 |
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Aldo helps lonersJews. Go ahead, I don’t say ‘no’ to anyone. (view post) |
12/04/2008 |
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IT'S MY 21ST BIRTHDAY TODAYSomething_Witty Posted:Belated happy B-day, young boozer Log in to see images!
Now go and create any kind of vids, I’m sure it’ll be fapworthy material. (view post) |
12/04/2008 |
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I have homophobiaInertia Posted:Relocate to Russia, their church and society tolerates homophobia [ironically, there are loads of fabulous persons there, so you can also have some fun if you`re a proactive homophobe]. (view post) |
12/04/2008 |
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VivianDeific Blunder Posted: |
12/04/2008 |
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anyone else not recieve any deliveries just now?Nothing delivered today, except one friendship request Log in to see images! (view post) |
12/04/2008 |