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	My hubby and I did it last night [NSFW] Last night we went all out. We don’t have a camcorder or I’d post movies. But I did get some nice still pics. First I nuzzled up to him real close: Log in to see images! Then some foreplay, rubbing up against each other: Log in to see images! This got us both a bit excited: Log in to see images! So we switched into some S&M play: Log in to see images! Then when it was time, he slipped on a condom: Log in to see images! I think the condom broke, though. Whoops! Log in to see images! Wish I could show you more, but a girl has to have SOME secrets, nest-ce pas? (view post)	07/11/2008
	The truth about klan vanilla and current game balance as I see it. BirdofPrey Posted: actually there are a surprising amount of attractive ladies in tsb You don’t get much more attractive than Log in to see images! (view post)	07/10/2008
	Let's make this thread count! Sex Sex Won! (view post)	07/09/2008
	CLOSED: Guess the release date of Episode 2 and win 3 BP BarelyLegal Posted: Also August 30th 2008. Hey this alt is kinda like another one I know of… Haven’t seen her around lately, honey. I wonder what ever became of her? (view post)	07/09/2008
	ITT: WE BRAINSTORM WAYS TO BRING ABOUT A QUICK AND BLOODY DEFEAT OF MCN00BHAMMER53 It’s not enjoy if I welcome and enjoy it, hon. Log in to see images! (view post)	07/09/2008
	ATTENTION MCBANHAMMER, SEEING AS HOW I AM GOING AFTER THE FLAMEBATE EPEEN I AM OFFICIALLY REQUESTING THAT YOU STICKY A FEW OF MY THREADS. IF YOU DO NOT MEET MY DEMANDS THEN YOU ARE NOTHING MORE THAN A COWARD AND A MONSTROUS HOMOGAY. Honey, the only thing my hubby makes sticky is me. Mmmm…. Log in to see images! But I’ll sticky you if you want Log in to see images! (view post)	07/07/2008
	the Team Shortbus Podcast! Ooh, that got me hot. And it would get me even hotter if someone put it to some sort of music sytle. Maybe rap? My hubby likes rap. Good idea, or Best Idea Ever? (view post)	07/03/2008
	Huzzah! New medal E-Peen! Lady Banhammer Posted: Not gonna be me, I don’t think. I haven’t earned a medal in months. Oh! Tee hee Log in to see images! Isn’t it pretty? Log in to see images! I wonder what the one one medal up will be called? And if I’ll be able to see it next week? (view post)	06/12/2008
	Posting with alts to maske it look like people support you is lame Dr_Kraid Posted: you ought to shut your **** mouth But then how could I get your male reproductive organ into it, hon? Oh, right, it’s so small my mouth doesn’t even need to be open. You can just slide it through my closed lips. (view post)	06/11/2008
	Posting with alts to maske it look like people support you is lame Lay off my hubby! He’s just trying to expose an obvious epeen whore. Oh **, I played right along with her, didn’t I? I’m such a **… (view post)	06/11/2008
	Huzzah! New medal E-Peen! Pickled male reproductive organbum Posted: heheh. who’ll be first arktor, me, or banhammer? Not gonna be me, I don’t think. I haven’t earned a medal in months. (view post)	06/09/2008
	Free medals? Arktor Posted: how do they get in those brackets? we should call it “pulling a barely_legal” I don’t mind if you call it that Log in to see images! I don’t see how taking advantage of how the game is coded to seed you is any different than taking advantage of, say, broken antifreeze scoops. Or joining a klan raid even if you’re not participating. Or playing cards in the last five minutes against someone whose time zone means they’re asleep when the round ends. Etc. (view post)	06/05/2008
	Can we please change the endtime of domination rounds? Pickled male reproductive organbum Posted: don’t get upset because your strategy didn’t work. also this is not a roleplaying forum. I’m not upset, hon. And while this may not be role-playing, I’m still contributing to the discussion and not trolling. My strategy was fine back when I first employed it, months ago. I’m just reflecting on the determination that bumhole cards are the sole problem, and you haven’t convinced me that they are. The problem as I see it is what was presented earlier, that you have to be playing during the last few minutes in order to have a chance. (view post)	05/31/2008
	Can we please change the endtime of domination rounds? BirdofPrey Posted: the way it is now you basically have to be around at one very specific time of the week to have any real chance of winning. If that isn’t broken, I don’t know what is. Pickled male reproductive organbum Posted: maybe get rid of bumhole cards. then that wouldn’t be the case. Oh honey, that’s not the only problem. When I was playing during the last week, and I still happened to be active in the last few minutes, I was going for min scoops, and had 2 or 3 in each. Only one other person was in competition for min scoops. Then I saw I needed to get another card to hopefully fill out my final slot, so I pwned another forum, and then you suddenly had 11 in each, while two others had 8. So it wasn’t bumhole, it was modest improvement or the like which gave you that. And if you didn’t have them played in the last minute, my strategy would’ve been different. So don’t go blaming everything on bumhole cards, sweetie. (view post)	05/31/2008
	10 BP contest to decide who I should stalk next Sweetie, given what happened to you last time, I don’t think you should be stalking anybody. Aleks was really worried about you and another hospital stay would be just horrible. Although if you were to stalk someone, my hubby has just the most awesome body, don’t you think? (view post)	05/29/2008
	Need 1 Euro Nuh-uh, love! You promised me many many babies. Or at least one. And if last night was any indication we shoudn’t have any trouble making our own! Log in to see images! But a used one might teach us some stuff and then I wouldn’t have to go through all those labor pains. Not that I mind hard labor Log in to see images! I can do without. So we’ll post what we do with our little ones, oh yes. (view post)	05/29/2008
	The wedding night Not everywhere, sweetie Log in to see images! Incest: A game the whole family can play Log in to see images! (view post)	05/29/2008
	The wedding night Amasius Posted: Log in to see images! Uh, congrats. How was the… wedding night, ~~Miss Legal~~ Mrs Bannhammer? You look… happy… kinda… Log in to see images! A lady doesn’t kiss and tell. It was amazing. MC’s got a great bod, and he’s always hard. Plus he gives amazing head, as you might imagine from the amazing head. And then I returned the favor… tee hee. (view post)	05/29/2008
	DOMINATION SEASON ENDING! Pickled male reproductive organbum Posted: If i had only started earlier, maybe I could have ninja’d barely legal ;P Kinda did happen; I was actually able to play in the last few minutes and was going for min scoops when suddenly you had like 11-12 of each. But you couldn’t take away my Dungeon Master, oh no; only Arktor could have tied, and I was doing my best to stop him. And I did promise that this was the last time Barely Legal would be playing Domination, and I still stick to that. Why? Well, you might know the reason by the time you read this post. If not, stay tuned… (view post)	05/29/2008
	DOMINATION SEASON ENDING! Looking forward to seeing if I can keep that 1st place spot through the end of the season. Or rather, keeping Arktor from tying me. Also I promise this: After this season, Barely Legal will not participate in Domination again. (view post)	05/27/2008

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