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	(´▽｀)～✿ SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted: i think i love you Back off, she’s mine! If I could get out of my drug-induced hazes enough to remember to visit this site and post and ****, that is. Fuuuuuck… (view post)	08/07/2008
	ITT: Fran is whoring for the Flamebate E-Peen GO! (view post)	07/27/2008
	My latest poem... InaneAnomaly Posted: Oh, don’t worry about it. In fact, it’s funny you should mention all those other girlfriends, haha. I just this second got finished disposing of the last of the bodies! Lol, funny coincidink, huh? And people always ask me why I stalk my boyfriends 24/7 as though I’m a ****in’ headcase. Mmm…. You remind me of Janie! You two BFFs or somefing? And my dad’ll just LOVE having someone stalking our home! Heh heh heh… I’ll tubmail you my addy; and we’ll hook up. You bring the toys you want and we’ll see how they play with mine. (view post)	07/21/2008
	My latest poem... InaneAnomaly Posted: You’ve got a point, and sure I’ll be your girlfriend, why the hell not? Log in to see images! Whoa, sorry I didn’t get back to you on this earlier, babe. I was busy all weekend with my other girlfriends. So, when are you ready to come join us? Or do you want some one-on-one hot hammer loving first? (view post)	07/21/2008
	My latest poem... InaneAnomaly Posted: Emos suck, They really suck, They suck tha male reproductive organ, OH ** THEY SUCK. I once knew an emo, His name was Dave, I stabbed that , YOU DAVE! If you are emo, KILL YOURSELF. Do the world a favour. Don’t be such a woman's genitals. If life is so painful, THEN STOP CUTTING ACROSS THE STREET AND INSTEAD GO DOWN THE ROAD!!! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Will you be my girlfriend? I’m the hottest ing emo you’ll ever meet. And it’s not my fault I’m emo, I’m the product of a troll moderator and a camwhore ** — what’d you expect I’d be, well-adjusted? (view post)	07/17/2008
	THIS THREAD: ITS ALL ABOUT **ING YOU OFF DAD! ITS A SHAME THAT ITS SO EASY FOR PEOPLE TO PICK ON YOU. THAT’S PROBABLY BECAUSE YOUR A MONSTROUS HOMOGAY, RIGHT? AND THAT PICTURE IN THE MAIN HALLWAY YOU LIKE SO MUCH? I TOOK IT OUT OF IT’S FRAME AND USED SOME OF MY RAZORS ON IT. HA HA! WHATCHA GONNA DO, GROUND ME? ITS NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN DO, ER, REMEMBER? SINCE MOM GAVE ME MY CAR AND ALL IT’S ACCESSORIES. AND YOUR CREDIT CARD! P.S. DEATH MERCHANT **ING ROCKS! (view post)	07/17/2008
	PHASE 3 Do I dare sense — someone who’ll help me screw over my dad? Looking at your membership, I think I did… How would you feel about a dashing young man with some minor emotional problems hanging out with you? (view post)	07/16/2008
	Who wants a mod in their klan? scullyangel Posted: Will no one think of the children??? My dad sure never does. bumhole. (view post)	07/16/2008
	Looking for a good trolling klan I think you may have misunderstood me. I’m looking for a good trolling klan. Not one which just posts in all-caps and says “**** YOU” and that’s it. That’s what I’d call a lame, suck-bum trolling klan. TBC? Got any alts who want to make a klan the way you used to be? You know, all cool and all, and not just another bunch of BrainBeta losers? (view post)	07/16/2008
	Looking for a good trolling klan One which would take such a hot-looking guy as me, to really stick it to my dad. I was going to go with TSB but they’ve gone all Brainfreeze-Ep2Beta on me, so they’re out. Any others? (view post)	07/15/2008
	CLOSED: The Unofficial Forumwarz Lottery for 3 (THREE!) Brownie Points Posting in, like, a thread. Kinda pointless, like my life. But hey, one does what one must. Plus I’m handsome as Hell. (view post)	07/15/2008
	Whining about my parents My dad hates me. Every time he catches me masturbating he says something lame like “I put an NSFW warning on your door because, well, this activity isn’t,” or “That asparagus is on the wrong shelf. Moving to the Vegetable Drawer.” My mom only has time for me when she’s not off screwing some Phillip or sucking some Flat head. And dad lets her, which is just disgusting. I’d end my miserable life, but I’m too damn good-looking for that. I’d slash myself, but I’m made of 100% pure steel so when I tried, I just wound up creating a spark which ignited the house and almost burnt it down. And then dad said, “Burning down the house is a bannable offense. Don’t do it again. You’ve been warned.” The things I put up with. No other teen has problems like mine. At least I get all the hot babes. Damn I’m one handsome devil! (view post)	07/14/2008
	My hubby and I did it last night [NSFW] **** YOU, DAD! (view post)	07/14/2008
	Secret to the Flamebate E-Peen ITT I might have been interested in something like this, but why bother? It’s all meaningless electronic flips, like my meaningless non-electronic life. (view post)	07/09/2008
	i don't want anybody else At least you have friends… Oh woe! (view post)	02/16/2008
	My hero See? This is why I don’t bother. Usually. Because every time I try, someone has to come along and treat me like my parents do, by define upstanding member of societyting everything I do or say. Where’s my Log in to see images!? I slit my wrist. It didn’t faze her. That made me ****ed. So I cried and cried But no one cared Even though I tried My soul to bare. Why bother? I asked, When she knocked on my door. She took me to task Now I weep evermore. (view post)	02/13/2008
	My hero Eric G. Wilson. He wrote Against Happiness: In Praise of Melancholy Here’s an article about him and his book. (view post)	02/13/2008
	A Poem To Be Ignored Sigh. I knew I’d be ignored. Except by other losers. Oh woe! Woe is unto me! For heavenly sighs/ Do take me away/ To some other place/ My skin shall I flay. (view post)	02/13/2008
	A Poem To Be Ignored Oh for loneliness’s sake I cut my wrists and bleed When no one hears my call I just don’t care Oh for misery’s grip I wrap my neck so tight Happiness is an illusion I just don’t care Oh for broken hearts I flay flesh from my chest Love is for others not me I just don’t care Oh for unwanted me I’d do most anything But why should I even bother when I just don’t care (view post)	01/30/2008

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