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need help with dream interpretation

Scargrrrl Posted:

I took Ambien once and had all these crazy lucid dreams. You could try that, then when you start dreaming you just focus and you can control the dream and maybe you can find Trent in the dreamworld.

scargrrrl, i followed your advice tonight. i had a cup of herbal tea around 8 in the evening, then took a purifying bath and anointed myself in white light oil. after that, i took some ambien and washed it down with an absinthe smoothie (mixed with pineapple, guava and organic yogurt). I went to bed with trent’s ghost tracks playing on my itunes.

it worked perfectly. i knew i had entered the dreamstate when i was met by a fat woman with brightly dyed orange hair. she spoke in romanian, but I understood what she was saying. she directed me into a dentist’s waiting room. after four hours of reading old issues of men’s health, she called me into the examination room.

only it wasn’t an examination room; it was a hotel ballroom that had been split up into smaller rooms for a dentists’ conference. the nurse led me past rows of tables and chairs to a door in the back of the conference room. there was a padlocked chain holding the door shut, but the nurse chewed through it with jade teeth.

we trekked through a desert for what seemed like hours before we found an oasis. trent was there, sitting under a palm tree and eating figs.

“would you like some ritz crackers with cheez whiz?” he asked me. i declined. he frowned, choked back a sob, and then threw himself off a nearby balcony.

after meditating on this all day, i’ve concluded that this is a clear signal that trent is (1) not gay, and (2) truly and devotedly in love with me.

Help identify this language

Seriously, does anyone know what language this is: Sabrınız için teşekkür ederiz? I suspect it’s Finnish, or a member of the Finno-Urgic language group, but I can’t seem to track it down.

need help with dream interpretation

Scargrrrl Posted:

I took Ambien once and had all these crazy lucid dreams. You could try that, then when you start dreaming you just focus and you can control the dream and maybe you can find Trent in the dreamworld.

that’s a really good idea. i’ve got some old ambien left over from last year. i couldn’t sleep well my first year because i was in the dorms, but once i moved into an apartment it went away. thank you, scargrrrl. i’ll try it tonight and let you know what happens.

Preparing for the final forum

Agent Smith Posted:

I’m on the last mission in the game, to take down the nuclear power plant forum.

As a level 10 Emo Kid, what items should I have before I take it down? This applies to both consumables and equippable items.

Kiss

madjack, you have a beautiful soul.

im cofnused an wnodering

Jezebel Posted:

it’s a shame that you want people to like you when no one does.

that’s why i don’t want people to like me now.

THAT bumHOLE TOM

crayoncakes Posted:

I can’t go on in a world that allows such senseless minor annoyances to continue. As soon as I finish writing this message, I shall fling myself from my window, freeing myself from a world that can temporarily dissolve a klan on the internet. My dying wish is that you avenge me: Permabanning is far too good for Tom! He should be hanged for these terrible crimes. Goodbye cruel internet, goodbye.

my beloved crayoncakes. i always knew you were an emo at heart. i shall weep for you, my fallen love, and light a candle for you in the cathedral of lost souls. and then …

...

... and then i shall rise like Vengeance from the Depths of Hell and strike down tom in your name.

and all shall know i did it for love of you.

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nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

NO SHE IS OFFENSIVE AND I DO NOT APPRECIATE HER COMEDY AT ALL

SOME COMEDIANS JUST TAKE THINGS TOO FAR.

Plus, she’s a chick, and chicks just aren’t supposed to be funny, and if they are funny, they’re not supposed to be gross-out funny. Because that totally belongs to guys.

Laying the final straw.

Zombie_Apocalypse Posted:

Religion is a part of the soul, you cannot tear at my soul and expect me to lay dormant as you do so.

i know how you feel, zombie. i was horrified when i finally looked at wiccapedia and saw that the topic bumons all said “satan.” wiccans are peaceful worshippers of nature. we don’t believe in satan. and all those references to animal sacrifice — it’s so untrue.

i felt so betrayed when i saw the completed forum, but i kept silent for fear that my feelings would be mocked. but you have given me courage.

i’ve had a difficult week, what with having my stomach pumped and then having to go home to spend the weekend with my parents because my roommate didn’t want to have to be responsible for me not trying to kill myself again. my mom even forced me to eat sausage and eggs this morning, even though i’ve told her time and again i’m vegan.

i’ve reached my breaking point, so please CZ, please delete the wiccapedia forum.

oh, and god hates facts too, i guess.

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Where are my damn deliveries?

this game is my only source of happiness, and now even that has been taken from me, just like they took trent, my beloved trent reznor.

this is probably myspace tom’s and pants’s doing – some other evil script they’ve imbedded.

i wonder if they’re the ones who turned trent gay?

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