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INCIT KillerLooks like we were too slow, gents.
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07/02/2008 |
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MURDERI just examined the bodies. BEEP BEEP BEEP results are back! This just in: THEY WERE FRIGGIN RIPPED APART!
Search the rest of this place. Jesus. I’m going to try to make my way over to that fridge (view post) |
07/01/2008 |
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MURDERJesus, this is…
Wait, is that a fridge? On the other side of the basement? Across the gore? (view post) |
07/01/2008 |
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MURDERGod, Gentleman, what is-
It was like Hell itself has coughed up the few tortured corpses they didn’t have space for. Blood spattered the walls and floor. On impulse, I lit up a lucky strike. On all sides I saw part of them. I couldn’t tell for sure but it looked like three people were utterly ripped apart down here.
That’s… these are Jolie Net employees. Their tags are there, there, and…. uhh… there. This has nothing to do with our case. No one… no one even REPORTED this. What the hell is this?
Jesus, how did the cops not find this? The door… the door wasn’t even locked! Anyone could find this! Why hasn’t this been reported? (view post) |
07/01/2008 |
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MURDERBeastia- nevermind. What’s this about BOTS? Are they talking about robots? Like, bleep bloop? ...Huh.
I couldn’t do anything about the BOTS or the beastiality porn, so I went to search the tech room next. The lights of charging batteries flickered like dying stars as I surveyed the room. Nothing seemed to be out of the ordinary. (view post) |
07/01/2008 |
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MURDERHe inspected the broom closet first. It smelled like putrid death, but he quickly learned that that was just the rich scent of Mop Water. Nothing out of the ordinary here, though as an ex-adventure gamer player, he stole one of the blue powdery things that turns toilet water blue. (view post) |
07/01/2008 |
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MURDERWe’re looking for anything out of the ordinary. Check everywhere: floorboards, ceiling, the break room, closets… check under the ****ing carpet if you have to. (view post) |
07/01/2008 |
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MURDERAlright, agents. I want this crime scene covered more thoroughly than the media on a Tom Cruise divorce story. Search EVERY damn inch. This scene is cold, so make sure you check the places that aren’t checked much… floor tiles, break room closets, safes, whatever. We have full authorized clearance. (view post) |
07/01/2008 |
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Ripped From Tomorrow's HeadlinesThe chances that Brainfreeze had done it were slim to none, and Slim had just been taken in for questioning by the fuzz. But someone seemed to want us to think they did it. What was the angle? (view post) |
07/01/2008 |
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The legend of the MonkatriceThe Monkatrice had eyes like cigarette cherries and a grating laugh that reminded me of a somewhat more attractive version of my ex-wife. It was, without a doubt, the ugliest thing I’d ever seen sober. (view post) |
07/01/2008 |
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Ripped From Tomorrow's HeadlinesThis an excerpt from tomorrow’s issue of the SNOCA Gazette. Snagged it off the presses while I was casing the recent murders. Check out the top scoop:
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I snuck by the flatfoot’s to see if they had anything, but they were just as stumped as anybody. They did have this photo on file of the deceased, though:
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All I knows is, no perp I know in these parts could do that to a mongoose in a few seconds. I thinks we gotta look outside the usual suspects.
Also, I need to find out who that broad is, yeah? (view post) |
06/30/2008 |
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CALLING ALL ROBOTS 01000011 01000001 01001100 01001100 01001001 01001110 01000111 00100000 01000001 01001100 01001100 00100000 01010010 01001111 01000010 01001111 01010100 01010011 00001101 00001010The mechanical wiseguys were louder than my landlord screaming for his rent check at the end of the month, and had about half as much in the way of basic human compbumion. (view post) |
06/30/2008 |
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MURDERI took a swig from my bottle of Jack and checked my prospects for the day. As usual, they were as empty as a dead prostitute’s eyes. I took the case.
I’m Inspector Gumshoe. I’m a private eye. (view post) |
06/30/2008 |
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