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	2 more dead Kills me to bring this up, but… Log in to see images! Discuss, and offer your condolences. (view post)	07/04/2008
	INCIT Killer Gumshoe walked away from the wreck, across the road. He felt numb all over. His right hand reached into his pocket and pulled out a Lucky Strike. Bringing it to his lips, Gumshoe lit it and inhaled deeply And then exhaled. The smoke drifted up and dissipated. Gumshoe was not a religious man. But deep down, he hoped that the smoke would reach all the way up to heaven. And he hoped Gentlemens was up there, somewhere, smoking a whole pack at once. (view post)	07/04/2008
	INCIT Killer ... We’re taking the license plate with us. I’ll be damned if the cops get a hand on it. Let the record go that Gent died a hero- trying to save others from being killed. (view post)	07/04/2008
	INCIT Killer Gumshoe just fell to his knees. What… what the hell are we dealing with? What have we gotten into? (view post)	07/04/2008
	INCIT Killer Gumshoe walked slowly, towards the wreckage. If whoever abducted Gent was still there, he’d died with him. There was no movement. No screams. Probably… probably broke his neck before he even… even… what… the hell? T-Trent! Get over here! It wasn’t Gentlemens car. It was a blue Stratus. But that didn’t matter. Gent had left his car back at the Service Station anyway. The interesting part was the license plate, pointing up towards them, so anyone could clearly see it from the road. Log in to see images! (view post)	07/04/2008
	INCIT Killer Too late. Too ****in late! We were so close! Why?! Who did this?! (view post)	07/04/2008
	INCIT Killer Nah nah nah nah- ...I’m being followed? Is that… no time for that. Have to- No! **, **! No! By this point, they were close enough for both to see. In the side of the road the guardrail was ripped away. And down below the road, a fire was raging. Tall, bright. He could smell the stench of burning rubber, and industrial plastic, and… what could very well be human flesh. No, no, NO! We- no! (view post)	07/04/2008
	INCIT Killer When he got out of the car, the JolieNet Service Center was empty. Closed. Beyond operational hours. No one was there. No glbum was broken, but Gumshoe could see the signs of a struggle. Struggles were good. Struggles meant that Gent could be alive. He didn’t even check inside. He got back in the car and followed the tire tracks. (view post)	07/03/2008
	INCIT Killer Gumshoe jumped in his car and slammed his foot on the pedal. There were a lot of things about spying he didn’t understand. Technology, for example. Teamwork. Puzzles. But there were a lot of things he DID get. And among those were stakeouts, gunfights, and ****ing car chases. By the time he was halfway there Gumshoe had attracted two cops on speeding, and had subsequently lost ‘em. He knew he had to be faster than any cop to get there. He knew it, even though he was sure, deep in his hurt that it was already too late. Dammit, Gent… hold on just… hold on for four more minutes. (view post)	07/03/2008
	INCIT Killer I don’t- ****. Gent? Gent! Monkey, think you can get that exorbitant salary to cover a 1970 Dodge Challenger? I just might wreck it on the way there. Heading to Gentlemens position. Gumshoe out! (view post)	07/03/2008
	INCIT Killer Alright, Monkey and Gent. I’m listening in on this newfangled… thing. What’s it called? A headset? I cant think of any reason this thing could be necessary. Gentlemens, look for any connection between Brainfreeze and JolieNet. Have they bidded on any JolieNet property recently? (view post)	07/03/2008
	INCIT Killer I’ll check nana’s tires, so long as I dont have to take the clean-up job. (view post)	07/03/2008
	INCIT Killer Phallic_Implant Posted: I have been observing you trying to get to the bottom of this..well, i am but a simple street merchant, but i see things sometimes..i give you exhibit A http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/9672 This, in fact, is what is truly now killing incit, not a specific person. yes, it was gay, tons of trolls, but perps could at least talk, say hey, good one, or flood everyone, it’s all good. I think stupid incit needs that chat area. Anyways i hope this helps you, it may explain several of the alledged allegations. Are you suggesting that nana really is the perp we’re looking for? (view post)	07/03/2008
	INCIT Killer amaranthus Posted: Guys, I have a concern. In order to determine motive, last known contact, etc., we need to have a positive ID on the victim. The media reports that the victim is “apparently” Murderousness, but they also note that “[his] body was found in conditions that prevented identification.” Moreover, as Gumshoe said, the police report states that the victim was repeatedly run over “until he was just meat in the road.” Has there been DNA analysis done? I know it sounds far-fetched, but I just…. It just seems like the real killer might want us to think the last victim was Murderousness, in order to throw us off the scent. I like it. There’s no such thing as being too paranoid. The road’s been cleaned, of course, but the cops might still have a DNA sample. Doubt they’d give it to us though. My “source” has been breaking in, but if they catch wise they’ll up their security. In this town it was common knowledge that the coppers were so crooked that most local organized crime considered them a rival family. They had all the weaponry that came with being the Long Arm of the Law, and they could use it on pretty much anyone they wanted. We’ll need ID to get into their lab. It has a fingerprint match-up. Anyone know where we could find a copper’s hand? (view post)	07/03/2008
	petition to unban Dr Kraid Eh I don’t like the reason he was banned. Seemed silly. So signed, I guess. (view post)	07/02/2008
	MURDER Three sets? I don’t… no, not really. To be honest, it looks like enough to put five or even seven people together. Don’t wanna get macabre here, but if decaying human organs ever develop a collector value, we may be rich men. I can’t open the briefcase. It’s locked with a five digit number code. I suggest we take it back to base and try to crack the code and/or force it open. (view post)	07/02/2008
	MURDER The inside of the fridge was colder than a lawyer’s heart, and seemed to be filled with exactly that. ****. Organs. It’s filled with organs. They don’t look terribly well preserved, though. Whatever’s been going on, it has been going on for a while. The freezer contained nothing but a simple black briefcase. The hell? I need someone to look at this. (view post)	07/02/2008
	INCIT Killer We might need to invade the copper’s place all out. Guns a’blazing. The suggestion was a signature on his own death certificate… a certificate always made out for tomorrow. (view post)	07/02/2008
	INCIT Killer Yeah, me too. I don’t get it. This is obviously a bid for attention, but who do they want to see this? (view post)	07/02/2008
	INCIT Killer Police record says on the road. Looks like they ran him over, then backed up, then ran him over again… ...etc… until he was just meat in the road. (view post)	07/02/2008

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