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	Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP) A man says to his wife, “tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time.” His wife replies, “you’ve got a bigger male reproductive organ than your brother.” Log in to see images! Log in to see images! FAMILY RELATED: My wife, bless her, is carrying our first child. He’s 8 years old and he’s a lazy little woman's genitals. Log in to see images! A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for his family, but doesn’t tell the kids what it is. He says he’ll give them a clue, “It’s what mum calls me sometimes.” The little girl screams, “Don’t eat it, it’s a ****ing arsehole!” (view post)	08/21/2008
	Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP) The Devil walks into a crowded bar. Within seconds the bar emptied with people running out screaming all over the place, all except for one old boy leant over the bar. The Devil wanders across to the old boy and says “Do you know who I am?” The old man took another sip of his beer and answered “Yep” The Devil stared at the old man and asked “Well aren’t you afraid?” The old boy looks the Devil up and down for a minute and shrugs “Nah, I’ve been married to your sister for 40 years. Why the hell should I be scared of you?” (view post)	08/21/2008
	Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP) A wife comes down stairs one night to find her husband quietly sobbing. She goes up to him and gently asks him what’s the matter. He replies, remember when we first met? You were 16, I was 18, we went out for six months and then I got you pregnant. That’s right my love she replies, and remember how my father said if you didn’t marry me he would get you put away for 20 years? The husband looks up at her and says “I would have gotten out today.” (view post)	08/21/2008
	Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP) Oh yes, I’m putting up marriage jokes now. Secrets to a Happy Marriage 1. It is important to find a woman that cooks and cleans. 2. It is important to find a woman that makes good money. 3. It is important to find a woman that likes to have sex. and MOST important… 4. It is important that these three women never meet. (view post)	08/21/2008
	Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP) Time to shamelessly swipe some from the interwebs! My Mum used to say “boys will be boys” I don’t think she had ever been to Thailand (view post)	08/21/2008
	KLAN ** YOU IS CURRENTLY KICKING PEOPLE FROM THE KLAN. Angry hobo Posted: Log in to see images!** (view post)	08/21/2008
	KLAN ** YOU IS CURRENTLY KICKING PEOPLE FROM THE KLAN. Tesfan Posted: ok man here we go ima scientist you see so i did some research and i drew a graph on my laptop (very hard) this is the point I am trying to make: Log in to see images!** (if you cannot read it that’s okay graphs can be hard to read if you are not a trained scientist like me) OH YEAH, ‘CAUSE TSB MEMBERS ARE ALL ACTIVE AND POSTING ALL THE TIME! AND ALL OF THEIR POSTS ARE EXTREMELY INTELLIGENT AND LULZY. [/extreme sarcasm] (view post)	08/21/2008
	KLAN ** YOU IS CURRENTLY KICKING PEOPLE FROM THE KLAN. Tesfan Posted: kick all the bad posters (oh wait) (you cannot do that) (because everyone in klan you is a bad poster do you see this this is what i am implying) Thread Ninja Posted: QFT Klan you = worst klan with tiest posters. And you ers aren’t bad posters? ** YOU (view post)	08/21/2008
	I have mammary glands belladonna Posted: So you should be my friend. It’s just that much easier to spread the glamour, love and respect that way. Log in to see images! 1. I have mammary glands too, big mother**ing whoop. 2. No. No, you don’t. 3. GUNTHER IS A fabulous person!** (view post)	08/21/2008
	"I Am Loved By Little Children," a Poem by Henry Head. I don’t think there’s much else to say. (view post)	08/21/2008
	Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP) 1338h4x Posted: So was that Kirk or Picard on the line? That was my first thought. (view post)	08/21/2008
	How old are you? Fran Posted: 19 Oh and holy crap. I don’t know whether I feel young or old. I think I’m just right. Log in to see images! (view post)	08/21/2008
	THIS IS A POLL Lord Boxtop Posted: ** polls. GIVE ME CAKE Oh my…haven’t you heard? Log in to see images!** (view post)	08/21/2008
	** You! Nicco Posted:** best post in this thread I think you’ll find this to be untrue on the basis that you are a fine upstanding member of society. (view post)	08/21/2008
	All new last post wins 3BP thread xXxJUNEGUY1xXx Posted: O SHII- Log in to see images! (view post)	08/21/2008
	Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP) I love you. (view post)	08/21/2008
	Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP) 1338h4x Posted: A snobbish East Coast English Professor is visiting a colleague at a rural university in the Midwest. The colleague takes him to the local cafe for breakfast and introduces him to a few locals she’s gotten to know over the years, including a farmer. Farmer: Glad to meet you. Where do you come from? Professor: Somewhere where we never end a sentence with a preposition. Farmer: I’m very sorry. Where do you come from, bumhole? This made me giggle, hurr. 1338h4x Posted: Oh man I saw pure gold at lunch, I was sitting near this group of black guys at a table and they all had tucked in shirts and **, looked educated, I think they were studying calculus or something. And across from there, there was another table with a bunch of white guys, all ghetto looking, three of them wore ing grills, sagging pants, and one was playing some 50 cent ringtone or some going “yeah boiiii!” And one of the black guys in the table next to me muttered “ing fine upstanding member of societys…” I choked on my ing jolt cola. HOLY **ING THIS IS ABSOLUTE GOOOLD Good God, your’s keep making me laugh like a **. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! K, here’s another one from me, I’ve got no idea if all the BP have been given out but you’re collecting jokes so I don’t mind giving you one for free. Log in to see images!** So this guy finds a lamp in the middle of nowhere and gives it a rub, and whaddya know, two blonde genies come out. Of course, they grant him three wishes and disappear. Next thing he knows he’s in a giant mansion surrounded by beautiful women. He has his way with all of them and then throws on a robe and goes to explore his mansion some more. As he walks through the halls he looks down and money’s started piling up around his feet and all over the floor. Suddenly there’s a ring at the doorbell. He answers and two Ku-Klux-Klan members are standing there; they drag him outside, swing a rope around his neck and hang him from the nearest tree. As they walk off they take their hoods off and it’s the two genies. One turns to the other confused and says “You know I don’t get that third wish. I mean, I understand the mansion full of beautiful women and the money, but why on earth did he want to be hung like a black man?” (view post)	08/21/2008
	Gunther lied to us all. MC Banhammer Posted: I’ve thought something was suspicious all along. My God. You’re right! (view post)	08/20/2008
	THIS IS A POLL HURR HURR (view post)	08/20/2008
	Gunther lied to us all. Orb Posted: He’s a European dude who struts around wearing next to nothing… and he has a mustache. In retrospect, this was pretty obvious. I did have the feeling all along. (view post)	08/20/2008

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