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Nighson Posted:

you decide, also:

As batman shuts down the last generator, Joker flees to the window , he turns around as said, “you may of won this time my batty friend, but I will be back!”

looking at Joker, Batman replies:

“you’ll be back?, somehow I don’t think you will be”

I know I’m just being tremendously dense here, but I seriously don’t get that one.

SOME EXPLAIN AND KILL IT.

Any FF fan here?

AIRchrist Posted:

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Tell me you wouldn’t tap it.

I cannot, for that, my good sir, would be a flagrant lie.

Funniest joke wins 1 BP (Up to 10 BP)

Heartless Posted:

Not jokes per se, but these glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words, not to mention waving middle fingers.

The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, “If you were my husband I’d give you poison,” and he said, “If you were my wife, I’d drink it.”

A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.” “That depends, Sir,” said Disraeli, “on whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”

“He had delusions of adequacy.” – Walter Kerr

“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” – Winston Churchill

“A modest little person, with much to be modest about.” – Winston Churchill

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” – Clarence Darrow

“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” – William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).

“Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?” – Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.” – Moses Hadas

“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.” – Abraham Lincoln

“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” – Mark Twain

“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” – Oscar Wilde

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend…. if you have one.” – George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.” – Winston Churchill, in response.

“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.” – Stephen Bishop

“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.”- John Bright

“I’ve just learned about his illness. Let’s hope it’s nothing trivial.” – Irvin S. Cobb

“He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.” – Samuel Johnson

“He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.” – Paul Keating

“There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.” Jack E. Leonard

“He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.” – Robert Redford (one flash & it’s gone. ha)

“They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of human knowledge.” – Thomas Brackett Reed

“In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.” – Charles, Count Talleyrand

“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” – Forrest Tucker

“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” – Mark Twain

“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” – Mae West

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.” – Oscar Wilde

“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.” – Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” – Billy Wilder

“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening But this wasn’t it.” – Groucho Marx

These are awesome.

I'm friendwhoring and doing fairly well

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

The day’s not even over and they keep rolling in!

Come on fellow forumgoers! It’s just two clicks!

http://www.forumwarz.com/profiles/TUBSWEETI

Yeah, fine, why the **** not?

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tame Posted:

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Any FF fan here?

I ****ing love the internet. Haha.

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My Beech HOleday

Elsa Fresch Posted:

No no no no no. Here, I show.

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In…Indeed.

I’m still highly disturbed.

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Me am really bizarro tom

Laguna Posted:

Yeah you bumhole, it’s insulting to us to be compared to such a fabulous person =/

My Beech HOleday

Elsa Fresch Posted:

I love the beach! Frolicking and sand and sunshine and love and respect!

We have a little trouble to bury Günther in the sand!

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So his…male reproductive organ grows out of his stomach?

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**** **** You!

Yes.